I'd have Donny Osmond to sing to me,:love:

Bob Geldof to talk some sense to me,:rolleyes:

I'd have Ricky Gervais to make me laugh:hihi:

Who would your ideal guests be?

Hmm, tough question.. Here's a few ideas..

Billy Connolly to LOL at.
Bill Gates to talk about computer stuff
Basil Brush to Boom Boom at (nobody steals his Boom Boom though so I wouldn't)
John Cleese to LOL at
Meat Loaf to sing
Rosie Cammeniti off Neighbours to :love: at

Daniel Craig
Elizabeth Taylor
Joan Rivers
Bruce Willis
Jennifer Aniston
The Drifters

Morgan Freeman
Michael Palin
Terry Wogan (after wine)

Sure there's more......

Jimmy Carr
Jonathan Ross
Green Day
Alan Fletcher
Gordon Ramsay!

Perfect :D

Peter Kay
Zippy and George
June Whitfield
Jeremy Clarkson (with 'The Stig')
Take That

Placido Domingo to sing for me,
Brian Blessed, after reading his book,would like to hear more.
Terry wogan,because he`s a funny old geezer.
Michael Gambon(Singing Detective), saw him on Room 101 and thought he was a lovely gentle man.

Robin Williams (comedien)

Joan Rivers(comedienne)

Michael Parkinson(let me interview him)

David Attenborough

Frank Sinatra(to sing) O.K. I know hes dead so what.

Tonight at 10 on ITV1....."Chatnight with Pitsmoorlad"

Featuring.....

Terry Wogan (get him talking about Euro song contest)
Victoria Wood ( providing the laughs and some music)
Michael Paling (Talking about Python and his travels)

Interval

Peter Kay (more humour)
Nobby Stiles (Football, World Cup)
Joe Cocker (Sheffield, Pop music, finish with live version of "With a little help")

If we could have anyone (alive or dead), I would have James Stewart, cos he was just such a lovely man, David Bowie, cos he has always fascinated me for some reason, Victoria Wood, Billy Connelly & Peter Kay to make me laugh, Wesley Snipes to drool over & Simon Webbe to sing to me as he has the most beautiful eyes, I mean voice.

I'd have Jeremy Kyle on to do a lie detector test about his sex life.

If we can have dead people, I'd have George Harrison to talk to and to sing (it's actually 6 years today since he passed)..actually if I'm having him on, I may aswell have all the beatles on. If I can only have people who are still with us I'd have Paul, Ringo, Olivia Harrsion and Dhani Harrison (:love:) to interview (and also have Paul, Ringo and Dhani sing). I'd also have Steven Fry to interview because he fascinates me, and I'm sure he could tell me all sorts of things. My comedian would be Michael McIntyre becasue I saw him on 'Live at the Apollo' the other day and he was hilarious, he had me in stitches.

Ville Valo :love:
Patrick Stewart :love:
Spongebob:hihi:
Stephen King:o
and Dave Grohl :headbang:

Mr.Hopodopolous(owner of Walford launderette)
Kimo Nagasaki (famous baddie,70's wrestler)
Charlie,from Charlie's Angels
The Stig (Top Gear)

I would then stage a mass unmasking on national television of all these mystery people.It would draw millions of viewers! :hihi:

if you can pick from stars that have passed on, I would choose
Mario Lanza, to sing to me.
Fred Astaire to dance with me.
Eric and Ernie to make me laugh,and laugh and laugh.
Peter Ustinov,very funny also,and a marvellous story teller.

Mr.Hopodopolous(owner of Walford launderette)
Kimo Nagasaki (famous baddie,70's wrestler)
Charlie,from Charlie's Angels
The Stig (Top Gear)

I would then stage a mass unmasking on national television of all these mystery people.It would draw millions of viewers! :hihi:

Who the chuff is Kimo Nagasaki? It's Kendo Nagasaki! :loopy:

If we can have dead people.....

Well I suppose you could but it'd be a bit of a one-way conversation, don't you think?

To interview: Ian Anderson, Richard Dawkins, Peter Hook, Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris.

To perform: Richard H Kirk, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher.

What about :

- Hitler,
- then joined on the couch by Russell Brand.

That'd result in some entertaining chat.

- Music by Napalm Death with Nancy Sinatra guesting on vocals

Who the chuff is Kimo Nagasaki? It's Kendo Nagasaki! :loopy:

Yes,that's him :hihi:

Derran brown in a sound proof see through box to look at.
The Mighty Boosh to laugh with.
Gordan Brown for the audiance to throw eggs at
and Steven Hawkings to amaze us with his wisdom, and sing with Eat Static ! :D

Comical Ali
O.J. Simpson
Tony Blair
Patrick Moore
Hulk Hogan
Alan Kilby
Millvina Dean (last Titanic survivor)
Edna Parker (oldest living person)
Norman Wisdom
Bernard Mannings son

Mr.Hopodopolous(owner of Walford launderette)
Kimo Nagasaki (famous baddie,70's wrestler)
Charlie,from Charlie's Angels
The Stig (Top Gear)

I would then stage a mass unmasking on national television of all these mystery people.It would draw millions of viewers! :hihi:

who is Sir Philip Oakey?

I wouldn't have anyone.

I wouldn't have anyone.

I love pointless posts, do another one. :thumbsup:

I love pointless posts, do another one. :thumbsup:

I don't really want to.

I wouldn't have anyone.

This new format intrigues me. Perhaps, if you also had no presenter, the audience could judge for themselves when an appropriate time to laugh came about. Perhaps there is no audience. Perhaps there isn't really a program, and the one hour slot on BBC 1 sits empty. A cold, black screen for one hour.

The dadaists would be proud.

This new format intrigues me. Perhaps, if you also had no presenter, the audience could judge for themselves when an appropriate time to laugh came about. Perhaps there is no audience. Perhaps there isn't really a program, and the one hour slot on BBC 1 sits empty. A cold, black screen for one hour.


Woah! You're good!

It would be a welcome alternative to How Good Is Your Dog and Minor Celebrity, Get Me In Here at the very least.

I don't really want to.

Pretty please.:D

In no particular order:

Helen Mirren
Stephen Fry
Sharon Osbourne
King Biggins
Bette Midler
Alan Sugar
Michael Parkinson
Kate Marlow - Life coach

Bob Geldoff.......just so he could explain how the hell he made Live Aid work
Peter Kay.....just for the laugh
The entire cast of Cheers (80s American sit com)
Helen Mirren
The Queen..............to tell her shes a waste of space
Gary Numan (was his biggest fan......sad i know)
Top Gear lads

Its a tricky one but here goes

Terry Wogan (to ask why his voice is so boring)
Tony Blair (to find out what hes doing after being Prime Minister)
Lee Evans (for the laugh)
Jose Mourinho w/ Roman Abromovic (Mourinho:to ask why hes such an unsportsman like person) (Abromovic: to actually get him to talk and ask him where he is laundering all his money from)

INTERVAL

Chris Tucker (for comedy and movie talk)
George Bush (to ask him why hes such a dumb ass)
Wentworth Miller (to ask him about prison break)
Rihanna (to ask about up and coming albums or tours)

Nickleback (to sing)

Here goes;

Robert Mugabe

Geoff Boycott

Bjork

Peter Kay



Jim:thumbsup:

I would have :

Stephen Fry
Patrick Stewart
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Julie Walters
Jennifer Saunders

To sing:

Dame Shirley Bassey
Take That

morrissey or johnny marr .Id also love liam fray from the courteeners

Tony Benn - what a hero.