Has anybody attended the 'special' club at attercliffe? I am thinking of joining but dont know much about it.

I realise what it caters for can be a bit sensitive so if you dont want to leave post you can PM me.

What is it, although judging from your nick I could be asking a silly question.;)

its a swingers club

you would look o.k down there owdlad with your monkey mask on on a serious note tho it used to be the robin hood pub at attercliffe the guy that owns it also has a indin resteraunt near by try doing a google for la chambre an see what it comes up with rude-dude :D :thumbsup: :D

I sent him the link by PM, I thought that the MODS and Geoff among others would not appreciate it.

It has some naughty pics on it :o

To answer what is it like, I have never been.

Originally posted by rudedude1979
its a swingers club

I go to the park to watch the kids on the swings :P

Originally posted by owdlad
I go to the park to watch the kids on the swings :P

I wouldn't go round telling people that.

Originally posted by owdlad
I go to the park to watch the kids on the swings :P

Like Michael Jackson????

Originally posted by owdlad
I go to the park to watch my kids on the swings :P

Sorted :blush: Michael Jackson mmmmm OMG! no anything but that :rant:

Originally posted by costessey
Like Michael Jackson????
oy! uncalled for grrrrrr.
There was a TV prog about chambers about a year ago. It didnt look exactly classy, looked a bit pervey, but thats sheffield hehe! im sure there are website sites? think the prog mentioned "down south" places - as in london etc..

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
oy! uncalled for grrrrrr.
There was a TV prog about chambers about a year ago. It didnt look exactly classy, looked a bit pervey, but thats sheffield hehe! im sure there are website sites? think the prog mentioned "down south" places - as in london etc..

uncalled for not flaming likely, anything but him twisted git that he is......any way back to the original posting.

This swing thing is it a bit like Wacky Warehouse :rolleyes:

I didn't think u could join if you were single- thought that was the whole point of the club?

Originally posted by owdlad
I go to the park to watch the kids on the swings :P
gary glittler alert:o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Originally posted by scottf
I didn't think u could join if you were single- thought that was the whole point of the club?
maybe its cos they want wider choice?? grr owlad sending u a poke in the eye

singles can go friday nights apparently.

Originally posted by rudedude1979
its a swingers club
You mean folks are left hanging from the ceiling?:heyhey:

is it safe? do they have cameras and stuff for protection in case someone gets rough?

i was told single women could go but single men couldnt because they cant be trusted

Saturday nights are couples night Friday's are singles night, £30 per person, and sunday's are lazy sex days where it is open from noon to 10pm. Fantasy locker across the road provide all the toys and there is a giant hot tube, steam room and 3 tier sauna and lots of playrooms. From the sounds of it it doesn't seem like there is too much trouble up there but i don't really know. Hope this has helped.

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
maybe its cos they want wider choice?? grr owlad sending u a poke in the eye

What page is that on Natalie, it's a new position on me :shocked:

Originally posted by missrabbit
Saturday nights are couples night Friday's are singles night, £30 per person, and sunday's are lazy sex days where it is open from noon to 10pm. Fantasy locker across the road provide all the toys and there is a giant hot tube, steam room and 3 tier sauna and lots of playrooms. From the sounds of it it doesn't seem like there is too much trouble up there but i don't really know. Hope this has helped.


For somebody who doesn't know there is a lot of interesting information in there missrabbit......Fantasy locker is that where you put your clothes in and they come out as a three course dinner, or what ever is your fantasy.....strange thread this :nono: :huh: :roll:

Fantasy locker is a porn shop across the road. It is owned by the same guy that owns censored rock bar in town next to the leadmill. Although your version is intrestingly better!

Hey up! is this Le Chambre one of them mucky places :o where folks creep in after dark and do cheeky things OMG!! :blush: :lol: :blush: :lol: :blush: :lol: :blush:

Sounds interesting - haahaa!! :D :D

Originally posted by owdlad
...Fantasy locker is that where you put your clothes in and they come out as a three course dinner, or what ever is your fantasy...
...or is it like the shop "Mr Ben" used to go in every week...

;)

Originally posted by owdlad
Hey up! is this Le Chambre one of them mucky places :o where folks creep in after dark and do cheeky things OMG!! :blush: :lol: :blush: :lol: :blush: :lol: :blush:

You are starting to get the picture.

If anyone wants the website I suggest you google it or PM the original poster!

It`s not hard to find either way.

Seen any MPs yet?

Is there somewhere outside where you can tie your guide dog to?

Originally posted by venger
You are starting to get the picture.

If anyone wants the website I suggest you google it or PM the original poster!

It`s not hard to find either way.

It's not hard either way :suspect: :suspect: :suspect: not much point in going then is there :o

Originally posted by missrabbit
Saturday nights are couples night Friday's are singles night, £30 per person, and sunday's are lazy sex days where it is open from noon to 10pm. Fantasy locker across the road provide all the toys and there is a giant hot tube, steam room and 3 tier sauna and lots of playrooms. From the sounds of it it doesn't seem like there is too much trouble up there but i don't really know. Hope this has helped.
you have to pay? is that sorta like prostituting ur and ur partners body ? or pimping or??? i dont get it, why do you have to pay, im confused

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
you have to pay? is that sorta like prostituting ur and ur partners body ? or pimping or??? i dont get it, why do you have to pay, im confused

I think you pay to use the facilities, like you do in any club.

Well I would guess it would be to make a profit and keep any Flies out?

Does seem expensive for a club, but it`s not a regular club I guess though.

Originally posted by nick2
I think you pay to use the facilities, like you do in any club.
yeah but it all about bonking and paying to bonk? are they the facilities hehe sorry im getting my immature head on now:D

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
yeah but it all about bonking and paying to bonk? are they the facilities hehe sorry im getting my immature head on now:D

We are back to Michael Jackson then Nat :D

It is quite legal, you are paying an entrance fee as I understand it.

I think any decisions made by you are entirely your own without financial compensations.

It did say on the website that it was for open minded adults.

Originally posted by venger
It is quite legal, you are paying an entrance fee as I understand it.

I think any decisions made by you are entirely your own without financial compensations.

It did say on the website that it was for open minded adults.

An 'entrance fee'. I've never thought of it like that! Is there a different price to pay depending on which 'entrance' you'd like to enter? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

Originally posted by Ousetunes
An 'entrance fee'. I've never thought of it like that! Is there a different price to pay depending on which 'entrance' you'd like to enter? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

:hihi: :hihi: you will have to let me know if you go :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by venger
:hihi: :hihi: you will have to let me know if you go :hihi: :hihi:

I wouldn't bother Venger, specially if it's not hard :P

You have to pay because it is a small nightclub with a bar and a dancefloor like you would any other club. I would be worried if anyone could just walk in like they would in your local pub.

Originally posted by owdlad
We are back to Michael Jackson then Nat :D oh you cheeky .......
entrance fee, can you pay a lesser rate if you are there to observe and not partake? do you get different coloured stamps on your hands? is it a big place?

Originally posted by missrabbit
You have to pay because it is a small nightclub with a bar and a dancefloor like you would any other club. I would be worried if anyone could just walk in like they would in your local pub.

I have looked at the website, it has more than just a bar and dancefloor, I know that much :hihi: :o :hihi:

so you can just go and dance and not partake, what if you go with rude intentions but everyone is gross? do you get refund if you dont ...you know...

From what ive seen on the website people have made out that it is alot seedier than it is. I think the whole idea is that you are aloud to get it on with people in there or your partner if you want but you dont have to. It is for open minded adults though not silly giggling groups of friends.

Originally posted by missrabbit
From what ive seen on the website people have made out that it is alot seedier than it is. I think the whole idea is that you are aloud to get it on with people in there or your partner if you want but you dont have to. It is for open minded adults though not silly giggling groups of friends. no hen nights then! ;) i dont think it helps that its in a rough area - wouldnt like to come outta there after a night out and try and get a taxi

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
no hen nights then! ;) i dont think it helps that its in a rough area - wouldnt like to come outta there after a night out and try and get a taxi


Fancy a night out Nat :D He asked innocently :blush: :razz:

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
no hen nights then! ;) i dont think it helps that its in a rough area - wouldnt like to come outta there after a night out and try and get a taxi

Dunno about that - the place is probably full of cab drivers. 'Hey, that was a pleasant shafting. Any chance of a lift home?'

'Why ofcause, the black cab is sitting round the back'.

It has crossed my mind to go, but not sure I would like what I saw so I bottled out.

Never struck me as seedy, it seems to have some positive reviews from seemingly genuine people.

I don`t mind playing in public places, but not with any audience of any kind!!

Originally posted by venger
It has crossed my mind to go, but not sure I would like what I saw so I bottled out.

Never struck me as seedy, it seems to have some positive reviews from seemingly genuine people.

I don`t mind playing in public places, but not with any audience of any kind!!


Stan Collymore likes playing in public places as well, you aren't him in disguise are you venger :P

I tend not to get caught or beat up women :hihi:

What do you take me for :(

Originally posted by venger
I tend not to get caught or beat up women :hihi:

What do you take me for :(

A professional footballer perhaps :hihi:

The "entrance fee" is for the use of the facilities, anything that happens inside is between consenting adults (no fees of any kind)

The venue has had a fortune spent on it for refurbishment etc and is not "seedy" by any stretch of the imagination.
In fact, it was given the all clear by the police and has a license to sell alcohol.

As for cameras etc, these are strictly NOT allowed - however, the security is handled by the venues own security team which cover the front door and the car park - to my knowledge they have never been called to deal with any kind of problem inside.


And before you ask....the wife and myself are members.

Originally posted by Dj_Shadowman

As for cameras etc, these are strictly NOT allowed - however, the security is handled by the venues own security team which cover the front door and the car park - to my knowledge they have never been called to deal with any kind of problem inside.


And before you ask....the wife and myself are members.
i think id feel safer with cameras just incase you get some freak who turns freaky on you. just think it could be in a nicer place. look at dancing dollar and spearmint rhino and the difference between them, just because of where they are.
im sure there are other swing places that are prob of "better quality?" but not common knowledge. dont know what i mean by better quality mmmm i think its the area i have prob with or and the type of people i saw in the show about it oh and its not my bag really either.

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
look at dancing dollar and spearmint rhino and the difference between them, just because of where they are.

But I've heard that Goodfellas is better than both of them, and thats in Attercliffe.

Originally posted by nick2
But I've heard that Goodfellas is better than both of them, and thats in Attercliffe.

What's Goodfellas? not a club strictly for "cough" good fellows is it, a bit like an upmarket working mans club. :P

Originally posted by owdlad
What's Goodfellas? not a club strictly for "cough" good fellows is it, a bit like an upmarket working mans club. :P

I believe it's a topless pizza restaurant.

Thats alright then nick, cos the missis said she'd had a good fella last week, I was a bit worried :P

I suspect this establishment is frequented by middle-aged, pot bellied couples and pimply singles in the form of young blokes with no girlfriend;)
You have to pay to cover all the costs of the washable surfaces, furniture, bedding, walls and dancefloor. It's probably hosed down every night (and there'll be some who'll pay extra to be included in the hosing, I'll bet;) ....is that what's called watersports?:confused: )

Originally posted by Ned Ludd
I suspect this establishment is frequented by middle-aged, pot bellied couples and pimply singles in the form of young blokes with no girlfriend;)
You have to pay to cover all the costs of the washable surfaces, furniture, bedding, walls and dancefloor. It's probably hosed down every night (and there'll be some who'll pay extra to be included in the hosing, I'll bet;) ....is that what's called watersports?:confused: )

Don't be daft Ned :loopy: that's Water Skiing :P

I've been intending to do a show about -ahem- "swingers" for a while.

If you're really a -ahem- "swinger" and you wanna talk about in anonymously on Hallam FM send me a PM and we'll get you on the air.

NM

I find the whole concept of "swinging" a little distasteful really. Does anybody else? I've just had a quick look at the La Chambre website and the whole thing seems incredibly seedy.

Originally posted by JonJParr
I find the whole concept of "swinging" a little distasteful really. Does anybody else? I've just had a quick look at the La Chambre website and the whole thing seems incredibly seedy.

"Seedy"?! No, they've found a much better word for it (could be seen as a euphemism...) - "liberating"!

Originally posted by nick2
But I've heard that Goodfellas is better than both of them, and thats in Attercliffe. where you hear that? i hear its rough rough! it was opened by some famous page 3 girl though wasnt it?

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
where you hear that? i hear its rough rough! it was opened by some famous page 3 girl though wasnt it?

A mate of mine goes to these places and he said Goodfellas was the best of the three.

see you there in your big white coat nat hiding in the corner wirth a fistful of fivers heh heh

Originally posted by sheffbag
see you there in your big white coat nat hiding in the corner wirth a fistful of fivers heh heh dont tell everyone!! GEES!!

Well just to dissapoint you all, Goodfellas is closed.

i have heard that goodfella's is the best of them all for the dancers- one of my sisters mates works there and she coins it in!!!!!!!

la-chambre is ok if you like that kind of thing- simple as that- i would possibly try it one just to see what it was like.

Originally posted by scottf
i have heard that goodfella's is the best of them all for the dancers- one of my sisters mates works there and she coins it in!!!!!!!

la-chambre is ok if you like that kind of thing- simple as that- i would possibly try it one just to see what it was like. what, take a girlfriend and watch her be rude with someone whos not you???
goodfellas is closed? but its only just opened! hasnt it?

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
what, take a girlfriend and watch her be rude with someone whos not you???
goodfellas is closed? but its only just opened! hasnt it?

As long as all parties are happy with the situation and it is safe then there is no harm in it. Rather that than "dogging"

Originally posted by sheffbag
As long as all parties are happy with the situation and it is safe then there is no harm in it. Rather that than "dogging" what a gross word:gag: maybe im a prude but "sex is best when its one on one" thats a george michael song:D i dont want other people seeing my moves hehe. seriously though if i was gonna do it, id not do sheffield id go far far away. imagina bumping into someone you knew?

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
what a gross word:gag: maybe im a prude but "sex is best when its one on one" thats a george michael song:D

and in a public toilet presumably..... ?

Originally posted by nick2
and in a public toilet presumably..... ? bet it smelt of wee and everyting yuk! i love GM, he has fabulous voice and bootie hehe

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
bet it smelt of wee and everyting yuk! i love GM, he has fabulous voice and bootie hehe

dont quite think you would be quite his type nat chuck

Originally posted by sheffbag
dont quite think you would be quite his type nat chuck we could just be "friends"

could we? thanks chuck i'm honoured

nat- I stand more of a chance with him than you!! lol!!

I know somone whos a member at la chambre and he says its ok, but it took him three visits before he got any action, and then it was limited.

I reckon the more you go the better your chances, I imagine most of the single blokes that go to la chambre are just doggers with a few quid to waste, haha

I wouldnt mind joining a full on crazy swingers night though probably be fun, if a bit sticky, uuurrrgghh

I've decided to join up so will post what is like (wont go into too much detail lol) once i've been!

Shouldn't this thread be under "Sports and Activities" ?:P

Originally posted by scottf
nat- I stand more of a chance with him than you!! lol!! always thought he was a bit fruity!;)

I've just looked at the website - actually, it looks a lot better inside than I imagined.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I've just looked at the website - actually, it looks a lot better inside than I imagined.

yeah- me too!!

My mate ***** and his wife ****** are regulars there. ***** is into S&M and really wanted to be locked in the iron cage in the cellar. So he took some proper handcuffs, padlocks and chains along. Trouble is the lockers are on the opposite side of the dancefloor from the cellar, so he had to strip off and carry his gear in a Morisons plastic bag through the fully clothed dancers. He got loads of whistles and comments. The cellar is done out like a tourture chamber and ****** handcuffed him and padlocked him in the coffin sized cage and gave him some poking and kicking.Then other (naked) members came down and taunted him or had sex in front of him. He loved it.

Another female friend went there by accident, having heard it was a innocent fetish night. She and her nervous mates were offered to be shown round by some bloke who when they got to the cellar asked if they would tie him up and leave hime for a couple of hours. So they tied him up but then had no guide and were too scared to go round the other floors. So they got really drunk in the bar area and fended off lots of offers of sex.

further to my previous post...

***** is a fan of “The Wicker Man” film and is trying to persuade the management to have a Wicker Man night at Le Chambre, with prizes for the best Willow and Sgt Howie. Then there'll be a mock human sacrifice at the end, with everyone holding hands and singing Summer Is A Coming In. Hang on though, doesn't the sacrifice have to be a virgin, there can't be any in Le Chambre!

Dear Mr Moderator. Thanks for removing the names from my post to save me from myself. But I had changed their names anyway.

Originally posted by Norbert
handcuffed him and padlocked him in the coffin sized cage and gave him some poking and kicking.Then other (naked) members came down and taunted him or had sex in front of him.

Just another Saturday night deep in the bowels of West Bar cop shop.

So what nights are the karaoke and the "2 for 1" offers and happy hours ??

presumably they have the odd whip round in La Chambre...?:heyhey:

Originally posted by rudedude1979
Has anybody attended the 'special' club at attercliffe? I am thinking of joining but dont know much about it.

I realise what it caters for can be a bit sensitive so if you dont want to leave post you can PM me.


Take your wife/partner…..Your first admission price will be £50. After that you will get a reduced rate. This is a well run club. Be patient on your first few visits. Get to know the people, don’t be pushy. Above all, behave yourself and be VERY discrete both in the club and out of the club. In other words don’t brag to your mates about your experiences and never mention names. I’m sorry if my reply sounds hash. But if you follow theses simple guide lines you will reap the rewards.

Good Look and Enjoy

Somebody offered me some pornography to show me what goes on in Le Chambre but I havent got a pornograph.
Can anyone help?