If you've got more money than sense here are some ideas......

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Mmm... that burger looks nice. And it comes with curly fries too!

I like the giant beetle, I bet it's a great pet, realy easy to look after.

Doesn't look that big to me. I remember when I was a small kid, giant stag beetles as big as a your fist, whirring around frightning the crap out of us.

They disappeared at the same time as the elms, I don't know if the two are connected.