Come on Mikey, give us a rhyme
wont take long to trot out a line
would anyone else like to join in....

Ok Mikey, you asked for this,which forummer do you want to kiss?
Which one would you like to slap and which one do you think is c**p

Ok Mikey, you asked for this,which forummer do you want to kiss?
Which one would you like to slap and which one do you think is c**p

well i really like that old dog mel
dont tell him that though, he'll give me hell
hang on though he may well stray.....

Well all the best dogs tend to smell,I don't know if that applies to mel,
Maybe I'll throw him a ball to fetch....

Well all the best dogs tend to smell,I don't know if that applies to mel,
Maybe I'll throw him a ball to fetch....

that would keep him happy, mucky old letch.
hang on though that cressy's quite cute
classy bird, bet she's got some loot...

that would keep him happy, mucky old letch.
hang on though that cressy's quite cute
classy bird, bet she's got some loot...

Now don't go after a girlie's money,she might not think that's funny,
find someone with lots of class and a cute little.....Smile!!

mmm maybe so, but i'd prefer a nice pile
that would raise a happy smile
what about you, you seem quite nice
i dont even mind if your bums really white

mmm maybe so, but i'd prefer a nice pile
that would raise a happy smile
what about you, you seem quite nice
i dont even mind if your bums really white

I'll have to look and have a see, maybe as I go to wee,
I am quite nice as you suspect.....

I'll have to look and have a see, maybe as I go to wee,
I am quite nice as you suspect.....

mmm bet your a state when you come home wrecked.
not to worry im not really that young
although rumour has it, that im quite well hung

mmm bet your a state when you come home wrecked.
not to worry im not really that young
although rumour has it, that im quite well hung

Well old you may be, but given a chance,
bet you could lead a merry dance,But I could be ninety three...

it dunt even matter, why not come for tea
we could have some lovely jam and toast
i really am a very good host

it dunt even matter, why not come for tea
we could have some lovely jam and toast
i really am a very good host

I'll come round soon with a bottle of red,
So long as it won't go straight to your head
We can view the forum through rose tinted glasses,
See who's slagging who
And who's making passes

Is that why most people hate you the most? Or is it cos you're such a doll when you troll? :D

Are you talking to me, or to Mikey/ flipping heck, and crikey

Just keep it friendly
People in here
Or pip will be round
To give a thick ear
:D

With Mikey 10 in verse we hear
it's not aways peaceful or quite clear
whether he is a friend or one to fear
Or who will finish with the thick ear

So far so good I have to agree
everything rhyming to a great degree
Whitehorses makes a good referee
where wildhorses wouldn't dare drag me.

hazel

Well Hazel,mikey's not so bad,I don't think it will end in tears,
Cos his verses don't make me sad,
or fill me with fears.
I must confess I think he is all rhymed out,
cos he's left me alone upon this thread,
without a goodbye shout
perhaps this ode is dead?

Nay never!
Sleeping,
but not dead.
Whilst there's still a rhyme in me head,
and i'm too awake for bed.

Nay never!
Sleeping,
but not dead.
Whilst there's still a rhyme in me head,
and i'm too awake for bed.
You suffer the same as me,
insomniacs, I'm sure you'll agree,

I'm actually not sure what this thread is about,
thankfully though my beer supply aint drought.

:rolleyes::hihi:

Ah, beer you say, no good for me,
or once in bed, I'd want to wee,
So a whisky in my hand you'll find,
And i'll raise a glass to all mankind.

Now I see my last line was trite* (or substitute for other rhyming word)
I'll bid you all a fair good night.

Ah, beer you say, no good for me,
or once in bed, I'd want to wee,
So a whisky in my hand you'll find,
And i'll raise a glass to all mankind.


Awww, you don't drink Whisky? *gag*
I'll stick wi me beer an smokin' a fag,
Tha't needs a JD and coke love,
That's proper Whiskey, blah blah blah*


*(couldn't think of a last line):hihi:

Is that why most people hate you the most? Or is it cos you're such a doll when you troll? :D

Rich, such a strong and horrible word is 'hate',
Relieve yourself, you have the ability to master ....'other things'

Chill dude, Mikeys ok, have an ale,
whilst enjoying reading the Daily ... *whistles*


;)

*retires from poetry* thank god.
Sarcastic sod.:rolleyes:

You've had your say now it's my turn.
I've been flamed tonight and so I'll burn.
I have no whisky beer or booze
I am nothing but a dehydrated flooze
Alongside nightpals DIVA and ash
I'm in no danger of posting anything too rash
Unlike on meet nights, when I thirst
And with the nonsense I will burst.
Blimey this verse is getting long
I hope my scanning is not too wrong.
I'd better leave my pome for now
Or else you'll think me a boring old cow.


:)

I'm glad to see your lives in rhyme
Mikey and me had a good time
composing the first few ode
to set you all on the right road.

Ash, I'm glad you joined us all ,
You really are a wag.
It was nice you answered the ode call
before you had a fag.

Diva we are glad,
to hear your little voice,
You cannot be sad
with SF as your choice.

Purdy it is great
To see you rhyming now,
don't get in a state,
You're NOT a boring cow.

I hope this thread
will run and run and run
Be it on your head
to find a rhyming pun.

I'm sorry, Mikey, I have to be blunt.......

I'm sorry, Mikey, I have to be blunt.......

come on dont pull that old stunt.

come on dont pull that old stunt.

cos mikey 10s a right old miserable c...............errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

cos mikey 10s a right old miserable c...............errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm


now look here mel, no need for that
you dont have to proove youre a silly prat
im quite offended with what you wrote
perhaps it is time one got ones coat

You row out fine lines with oars in your rollicks

You row out fine lines with oars in your rollicks
no oats down my bollicks

Now look Mikey,
It has come to this:
Other forerummers
Taking the p**s

They can't join together
more than a line
they don't give a feather
the filthy swine

We once had a limerick thread
That captured the mind one said
we went to the races
put horses through paces
and all of it just in the head.

We knew that Suprasteve had a car
Brand new, it had not been so far
So we all had a lift
To York-- it was swift
I think some one took a guitar

hazel

oh well i tried to lighten the load
to proove im not such a toad
all i got was a load of flack
well thats it, my bags i pack
:D

Aw mikey don't give up yet,
just cos of some old get
you need to see who else will write
and hope to God that it's not S***e.

But the night's drawn in, and we steam full power
To midnight, the forum's witching hour.
The new shift begin their dutiful jobs
To garnish the threads with their mouthy gobs
And swelled with the ranks of the Friday night crew
So *refreshed* after the end of their weekly due.

So raise your spirits, your cocoa, your beer
As now on the forum, the weekend starts here. :clap:

Indeed it does, purdy, my friend,
Your artistry is without end,
And Basil, what a tonic you are,
Slimline - sharp but doesn't go too far,
And Mikey, it seems, as the OP,
A sensitive side exists, well blow me!

i'm not as bad as some may say
its a little game i like to play
they call be bad, say i'm a dick
unfortunately, its them which are incredibly thick!

It's funny how some people think,
here on Sheffield Forum.
We try to make some words that link
and hope that we don't bore em.

Glad to see Mikey back on the page,
He's really not so bad
until someone rattles his cage,
and then he just goes mad.

:roll:

You've had your say now it's my turn.
I've been flamed tonight and so I'll burn.
I have no whisky beer or booze
I am nothing but a dehydrated flooze
Alongside nightpals DIVA and ash
I'm in no danger of posting anything too rash
Unlike on meet nights, when I thirst
And with the nonsense I will burst.
Blimey this verse is getting long
I hope my scanning is not too wrong.
I'd better leave my pome for now
Or else you'll think me a boring old cow.


:)

My brains a bit sore,
I hope you don't think me a bore....

You have been called things,
that will hurt and will sting.

The racist right,
like Mr Contrite.
Inflame debate,
with their brand of hate.

It makes people hurt,
more likely to blurt.
But do no despair,
though life is unfair.
There are good sides to all,
including Mikey and Hazel.

No one thinks you a cow,
in fact we should bow.
In respect to the way
you help out those that may,
require some cheer
or a sensitive ear.

Don't worry at all
about reponses that gall.

When someone's not nice,
and should have thought twice
before posting a personal attack.
The best thing to do,
is to think it all through,
before posting the same back.

My brains a bit sore,
I hope you don't think me a bore....

You have been called things,
that will hurt and will sting.

The racist right,
like Mr Contrite.
Inflame debate,
with their brand of hate.

It makes people hurt,
more likely to blurt.
But do no despair,
though life is unfair.
There are good sides to all,
including Mikey and Hazel.

No one thinks you a cow,
in fact we should bow.
In respect to the way
you help out those that may,
require some cheer
or a sensitive ear.

Don't worry at all
about reponses that gall.

When someone's not nice,
and should have thought twice
before posting a personal attack.
The best thing to do,
is to think it all through,
before posting the same back.

A great response, I feel inspired,
I'd write for longer, if I wasn't so tired.

Thank you Wildcat
For words very wise
My weakness in life
Is hot-tempered surprise
It's my Achilles heel
Like a tempestuous krill*
But it's cold now tonight
And so I can chill.
I shall sleep in my bed
And think on what you said.





*Do krill ever see red
As they comb the sea bed?
I really don't know,
But nothing rhymed so there you go.

Sheffield Forum is a world
With no form at all.
Our own world has boundaries.

Oh well, I've been sin binned again
Pity they just cant take it on the chin
I spend more time twiddling my thumbs
God some on here, are really quite dum

Oh whats the problem, whats the fuss?
Come on mod dont be such a wuss
Whats wrong, whats the prob, is it just me?
Or do you suffer from a sort of male PMT?

:hihi:

Oh well, I've been sin binned again
Pity they just cant take it on the chin
I spend more time twiddling my thumbs
God some on here, are really quite dum

Oh whats the problem, whats the fuss?
Come on mod dont be such a wuss
Whats wrong, whats the prob, is it just me?
Or do you suffer from a sort of male PMT?

:hihi:

Oh dear.
No scansion, nor rhyme, nor witty verse - is it feasible a posting could possibly be worse?
Just another lame whinge, he's at it again
World class loser
Mikey10

Well, my dears, it's been a long road
that has brought us back to the forum ode.
Poor Mikey,what have you been doing?
You've offended the mods and left em stewing.

We should all be full of Christmas cheer,
Typing good stuff without any fear
So come on Mikey, type away,
and our ode will last to boxing day.

Oh dear.
No scansion, nor rhyme, nor witty verse - is it feasible a posting could possibly be worse?
Just another lame whinge, he's at it again
World class loser
Mikey10

Oh well here we go again
Have you ever met a hippy with a brain?
He's a bit miffed, a bit of a tool
Think its because I make him look a fool

His afghan is past its sell by date
And his politics are somewhat late
He hugs a tree, sips lentil soup
We all know he really is loop the loop

:hihi:

Mikey what is it you do
That leaves you in a bit of a stew
your posts seem polite
your ideas are bright
why are you one of the few

Who have to take on the mods
who wipe you out with a nod
The decisions are quirky
No use getting shirty
Cos it's all in the lap of the Gods

hazel

... and with that


Closing.