Heres just a few........


Are you tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven.

Someone better call a paramedic because if I dont see you again ill die.

Get your coat.

Nice dress,
It will look better on my bedroom floor. :banana:

man - whats the difference between a big mac and a blow job ?

me - don't know

man - well do you fancy meeting for lunch tomorrow ?

Years ago, someone tried this on me:

Guy licked finger, and rubbed in on my shirt. Then said 'Let me get you home and out of those wet clothes'

Uuurrgh!

Needless to say, it didn't work. :hihi:

K x

Someone once told me... (I have and never will use it you understand)

"Hey babe, how about a date with destiny?"

Not really a chat up line but undesirably sickly.

Do blokes really use chat up lines??? i've never used one ever!

if i chat someone up i'm kinda cheeky/spontaneous but never use a cheesy corny tried and tested line - that must sound sooo artifical?

My collegue just came out with a great one...

Sat at his desk, one of the girls from the floor below came up to ask him something work related.
As she left his desk, without thinking she automatically picked up his keys from his desk and almost walked off with them.

She realised what she'd just done, and came back to his desk and apologised.

His reply?

"No need to apologise. One day i'll give you the key to my heart"


...!

Do you wanna come to my place and see my carpets?

Quality.

My favourite was the one i used to get my last boyfriend. we had been flirting with cheeky messages at work for a while when one day he walked in with sunglasses on.

Everyone was taking the mick calling him Maverick/Tom Cruise (as in Top Gun).

I simply asked him when he was going to take my breath away.

It worked and he asked me out that night!! We were together for four years after that!

I used a simply awful one... under the influence of alcohol you understand!

On having a drink in the evening with a girl I asked out earlier on in the week. We left the pub and I asked "So, do you have a boyfriend?" She said no, so I replied "You have now!"... and stuck me arm around her!

I still cringe about it now.. :gag:

Thing is, she is now my wife of nearly 6 years :hihi:

Originally posted by jackthedog
"No need to apologise. One day i'll give you the key to my heart"

Niiiice :clap:

I've heard so many of these it's untrue (me and my mate used to put each other off by saying them as we played tennis years ago), from classics to lesser known ones.

Can't remember many, but....

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

walk over, smash an ice-cube and say "now that I've broken the ice, how about a drink?"

...am sure I'll think of more later (trying to pretend I'm working at the moment ;) )

Some more here.

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20632&highlight=chat+up+lines

Reviving this thread to share a new one (to me anyway) with you all...

If you're going to reget this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

It didnt work.

Originally posted by threecolours
Reviving this thread to share a new one (to me anyway) with you all...

If you're going to reget this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

It didnt work.

Run! The Cheese Police are on their way! :D

K x

I did - even in heels. 'Strangely' enough I wasnt flattered at all by the suggestion..and bit annoyed that I couldn't think of witty response at the time.

Friend said afterwards my response should have been 'the only way for me to not regret it in the morning would be to kill myself'. May have been a bit harsh though...

"Would you like a ride in my speedboat?"

Thing is, the friend used to "pull" regularly with it. He did also have a speedboat - not much good in Sheff that one...

is your name gillette
no
shame, i thought you were the best a man could get

i work in a bar and hear at least 10 bad lines a night, altho my work mates personal favourite was the guy who said
'oi girl, cos ur so fine like, im gonna take you out for a drink one night, like.'
err, no you're really not. like.

Standing in the old Golden Ball on Campo Lane near the toilets as the pub was so full, a mate asked a really stunning girl if she'd had a good s**t as she came out.

He didn't pull.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by JonJParr
[B]
"Hey babe, how about a date with destiny?"

Who's Des Tiny?

Any girls ever been given a pint glass and told that his is a pint?

heard this.....
how would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors..:gag:

from the other thread

"want to come back to mine for pizza and a F***?"

when they say no

......"i thought everyone liked pizza!"

"if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me!"

A Geordie, female friend of ours was approached by Newcastle's self-styled answer to Casanova. "Sleep with me pet, and you'll never want another man". "Eeh, pet ", replied Hazel, "if it's gonna be as bad as that, I diven't think I'll bother!".

'I've lived in Cambridge, Glasgow, London and now I've moved to Sheffield.... I just wanted to say that of all the places I've lived I have never seen so many beautiful girls!'

:banana: :P :hihi:



Just kidding :D

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
"Would you like a ride in my speedboat?"

Thing is, the friend used to "pull" regularly with it. He did also have a speedboat - not much good in Sheff that one...

If I had speedboat, I would tell everyone I won it on bullseye, that's a sure winner :hihi: :heyhey: :thumbsup:

Originally posted by threecolours
Reviving this thread to share a new one (to me anyway) with you all...

If you're going to reget this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

It didnt work.

Ewww this is possibly the worst yet!!

I do admit to having actually falling for 'Do you want to come up to my room to see my saxophone?'

I really did just want to see the saxaphone... :confused:

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Standing in the old Golden Ball on Campo Lane near the toilets as the pub was so full, a mate asked a really stunning girl if she'd had a good s**t as she came out.

He didn't pull.

That's so funny Sam! :clap: :clap: :hihi:

I've just remembered another cruddy one:

Do you fancy a shag love? No. Then do you mind laying down while I have one?

K x

Originally posted by purplepippa
Ewww this is possibly the worst yet!!

I do admit to having actually falling for 'Do you want to come up to my room to see my saxophone?'

I really did just want to see the saxaphone... :confused:
I have an electric guitar! :heyhey:
really. I do!:D

"You don't sweat much - for a fat lass." - courtesy of Jasper Carrott.

"Is that your boyfriend? Chuck him - I earn more than him and I've got a BMW. " - courtesy of my son's pal. (Yuk).

Here's 10p.
Go n fone yer mam & tell her yer not commin home tonight!

Odd looking man: Do I look like a fool?
Kristian: Yes
Odd looking man: Why do fools fall in love?
Kristian: *gives odd looking man dirty look, then gets hammered and goes home with him later*

The folly of youth! :blush:

K x

Years ago before kids and gravity! I was wearing a black clingy dress when this guy said 'Is that dress by the designer Spanner? Because it makes my nuts tighten! - Now I'd be more likely to get 'Is that dress by the designer Lenor - because it makes me go soft!

Said by a man who kept a pub.

Come and stay with me, place could do with a good clean.

hazel

A couple of years ago my daughter was in a bar on West Street when a lad asked her if she was local. She said "Yes why?" and he said " I thought you must be from down south, you look too classy to be local"! Not a line to get you far in Sheffield!

Worst 1 i ave eva heard is one mi m8 used on this lass he met... it was are your legs tired, coz u ave been runnin throu my mind all nite long!!

Marks out of 2, I would give you one. Is nearly the worst I heard

hear some my self and my mates has been told by men

if i could arrange the alphabet ..i'd put u & i together

get ur coat as u have pulled

you have got 206 bones in ur body do you want one more

are you religious ?? well good has i've come to answer all ur prayers

are you good at catching?? coz i think im falling for you


are you any good at chooseing paint colours ? good well come to my place and you can help me choose a colour for my ceiling

Being told that i should`ve been the 6th member of Take That.

:gag:

Originally posted by venger
Being told that i should`ve been the 6th member of Take That.

:gag:

Could have been worse Venger; they could have said you should have been the 3rd member of the Cheeky Girls! :D

K x

My own experience was when this lass asked if I fancied coming back for a coffee and me being a complete naif said, "nah thanks I prefer tea..."

The look of total non-plussed-ness on her face was just priceless..

... mind you the look of "oh f***, I completely missed the signals" on mine, about 10 hours later, when I woke up alone in my own bed would have been much more amusing for everyone else I'm sure... :loopy: :| :D

OK admission time - now i'm not one for cheesy pickup lines but there was this one time when i came out with...

me: "wow your lips look REALLY kissable"
her: "yours look kissable too..."
me: "would you like to give them a test run?"

I cringe at that now... but strangely it worked.

P.S. I promise - I don't do that kinda stuff anymore!!