View Full Version : Ugly Man Alert!
slimsid2000 02-11-2007, 15:36 Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
KJ_VENOM 02-11-2007, 15:41 It's a lie, i'm not going anywhere near town tonight!
stop trying to big yourself up man
slimsid2000 02-11-2007, 15:44 I've ironed my best trousers and all set to go.
Twinpeaks 02-11-2007, 15:56 could you give yourself up the Sid, I need the reward money
Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
Awww, im sure your not that bad, are you? :D
Awww, im sure your not that bad, are you? :D
He's not actually paticularly ugly - it's more of a personality problem........
As long as he keeps away from the Washington I ain't bothered :hihi:
sophiec1979 02-11-2007, 16:08 As long as he keeps away from the Washington I ain't bothered :hihi:
and the red lion too. :D
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He's not actually paticularly ugly - it's more of a personality problem........
I was going to say it's more mental than physical.
sophiec1979 02-11-2007, 16:12 I was going to say it's more mental than physical.
i can do without them and all! :P
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Agent Orange 02-11-2007, 17:29 I was pondering what to do with my 6000 post and after much deliberation and head scratching I came across this thread. I couldn't resist, slimsid the saviour :D
Anyway, slim........ you are a bit late for halloween, but I'm sure the novelty will attract hoardes of ladies ;) :D
Ohh your all so evil. Have a good night Slim, good luck
cressida 02-11-2007, 19:01 I see so many ugly men about I don't think I'd be able to spot Sid, bad dressers, beer bellies and that's just the er sons - can anyone tell me they see plenty of good-looking men about?
whitehorses 02-11-2007, 19:05 Being as I haven't been to any SF meets, I'm beginning to wonder what is wrong with Sid? Why are you all so down on him?Why is he so down on himself?:huh:
sophiec1979 02-11-2007, 23:44 Being as I haven't been to any SF meets, I'm beginning to wonder what is wrong with Sid? Why are you all so down on him?Why is he so down on himself?:huh:
...neither has sid for that matter.
would the real sid please stand up...and prove if youre a real being or an online persona. ;)
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PuressenceUK 03-11-2007, 01:24 Is anyone else sick of this attention seeking weirdo on SF? As a member for years now I cannot believe either:
a) It's a wind up gone so far OOT that they can't stop it
b) He hasn't topped himself through self-pity
c) The men in white coats haven't turned up
No more SlimSid for me....it's not funny anymore. I've had friends who are so ugly it's untrue and even they managed to pull before they were 30.
Is anyone else sick of this attention seeking weirdo on SF? As a member for years now I cannot believe either:
a) It's a wind up gone so far OOT that they can't stop it
b) He hasn't topped himself through self-pity
c) The men in white coats haven't turned up
No more SlimSid for me....it's not funny anymore. I've had friends who are so ugly it's untrue and even they managed to pull before they were 30.
ah , you're speaking to me now?:)
Nigel Womersle 03-11-2007, 01:41 Reports are comming in of an ugly (very ugly) man spotted in Sheffield city centre this (Friday) teatime. It is feared he may be out and about tonight after dark and may attempt to enter a nightclub.
Police have advised that if you see him on no account must you approach him as he is believed to wear a toupee. Instead please report him to the nearest bouncer or telephone Nick Ross at Crimewatch UK.
Any woman who is appraoched by this man in any bar or club will be offered counceling and may be able to claim some compensation.
It's no good telephoning Nick Ross. Crimewatch sacked him (or should I say would not renew his contract?) earlier this year. What was the reason? - he was sixty and considered too old to be the programme's presenter. It didn't matter that he was brilliant at the job. Just too old. Like hell he was.
It's no good telephoning Nick Ross. Crimewatch sacked him (or should I say would not renew his contract?) earlier this year. What was the reason? - he was sixty and considered too old to be the programme's presenter. It didn't matter that he was brilliant at the job. Just too old. Like hell he was.
Rather ironic considering Age Discrimination is now a crime eh
whitehorses 03-11-2007, 10:03 And still no one has really answered my question...who is Sid, what does he look like?Why is he so down on himself, why do you all think he's bad?Who has met him?
slimsid2000 03-11-2007, 13:28 Actually this thread was a satire on all those women who reject men because of their looks. Perhaps I have tried to be too cleaver with it and it has gone over many heads.:D
Actually this thread was a satire on all those women who reject men because of their looks. Perhaps I have tried to be too cleaver with it and it has gone over many heads.:D
Like hell it was. ''All those women who reject men because of their looks''? Balls, Sid. There are loads of less than spectacular looking blokes who have plenty of female attention.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!!:):):)
cressida 03-11-2007, 22:42 perhaps SlimSid is making himself out to be plainer than he is so the females will get a pleasant suprise
rubydazzler 03-11-2007, 23:28 perhaps SlimSid is making himself out to be plainer than he is so the females will get a pleasant suprise
There may be more than a grain of truth in that comment, cressida, oh wise one! :)
sophiec1979 04-11-2007, 01:51 ....Perhaps I have tried to be too cleaver with it and it has gone over many heads.:D
im saying nothing, nada, owt.....scary ****er or what!
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im saying nothing, nada, owt.....scary ****er or what!
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You weren't thinking this were you?? (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2774437/2/istockphoto_2774437_meat_cleaver.jpg)
:hihi:
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