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HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 16:28
What's the scariest animal you've ever encountered? Scariest -- not necessarily the most dangerous.

Agent Orange
27-10-2007, 16:31
What's the scariest animal you've ever encountered? Scariest -- not necessarily the most dangerous.

A herd of cows.

mort
27-10-2007, 16:32
:gag: A spider so huge it didn't fit into a pint pot ! :help::help: It was massive enough to move a heavy curtain when it shifted irritably. I suspect it also had tatoos and a flick knife but i didn't hang around to find out, like the chicken I am i ran like the wind and got help. :blush:

Dozy
27-10-2007, 16:34
Well, I've never seen this (http://ugliest-dog.freeonlinegames.com/)in the flesh, but the photo is scary enough for me!

HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 16:59
Although I have been charged by a buffalo and sexually assaulted by a Great Pyrenees named Bear, I would have to say that my scariest encounters have been with Indiana brown bats.

They're about the size of a field mouse, but with a wingspan like that of a falcon or summat. They swoop and dive and flap in a most frightening, threatening manner. And they've hissed, chattered and vibrated at me while baring their sharp little teeth and narrowing their beady black eyes.

*shudders at the memories*

jamtart27
27-10-2007, 16:59
a vicious dog had me cornered when i worked for rspca, that was scarey

purdyamos
27-10-2007, 17:01
Dozy just introduced me to this frickin' freak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:EnglishAngoraRabbit.jpg)

HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 17:04
Dozy just introduced me to this frickin' freak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:EnglishAngoraRabbit.jpg)

She showed me that, too -- AFTER I told her I had "angoraphobia":rolleyes:

Mathom
27-10-2007, 17:07
My dad's cousin's pack of Lancashire Heelers. Pure evil on four legs.

He breeds the little critters and you can't go near his house without this snarling mass of black and tan fur and teeth hurtling towards your ankles with blood-lust.

HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 17:09
My dad's cousin's pack of Lancashire Heelers. Pure evil on four legs.

He breeds the little critters and you can't go near his house without this snarling mass of black and tan fur and teeth hurtling towards your ankles with blood-lust.

Is that one of them pictured on your avatar?:D

purdyamos
27-10-2007, 17:24
She showed me that, too -- AFTER I told her I had "angoraphobia":rolleyes:

She sure knows how to fight. :(

Mathom
27-10-2007, 17:33
Is that one of them pictured on your avatar?:D

That's poor Rommel. He was found in a barn, an abandoned taxidermy project; some mice had made a nest in his side. Then Smudge the cat chewed part of his ear off. But he has an endearing smile.

This is all true and quite disturbing now I read it back.

:D

Dozy
27-10-2007, 17:35
Some people just don't appreciate sweet, fluffy, little creatures!

So here are some nice bald ones (http://www.chinaskys-sphynx.co.uk/), instead, complete with music. :hihi:

HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 17:37
That's poor Rommel. He was found in a barn, an abandoned taxidermy project; some mice had made a nest in his side. Then Smudge the cat chewed part of his ear off. But he has an endearing smile.

This is all true and quite disturbing now I read it back.

:D


It's a treasure, to be sure.:)

purdyamos
27-10-2007, 17:52
That's poor Rommel. He was found in a barn, an abandoned taxidermy project; some mice had made a nest in his side. Then Smudge the cat chewed part of his ear off. But he has an endearing smile.

This is all true and quite disturbing now I read it back.

:D

Was he killed by the Edward II electric prong method, popular in the fur trade? That would explain the rather startled grimace.

RiffRaff
27-10-2007, 17:57
Dozy just introduced me to this frickin' freak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:EnglishAngoraRabbit.jpg)

Is that its anus, or is it looking at us?

HappyHoosier
27-10-2007, 17:58
Some people just don't appreciate sweet, fluffy, little creatures!

So here are some nice bald ones (http://www.chinaskys-sphynx.co.uk/), instead, complete with music. :hihi:


I think the "Mission Impossible" was probably shaving those little nippers without losing a hand.

Swan_Vesta needs one of those!:D

purdyamos
27-10-2007, 18:02
Is that its anus, or is it looking at us?

Perhaps it just has the one small multi-purpose opening, for economy's sake. :confused:

reditiger
27-10-2007, 18:05
a yorkshire terrier called scruffy that used to terrorise our street when i was younger...sounds funny but to a 6 year old being chased by a growling devil dog it was so scarey

Agent Orange
27-10-2007, 18:11
Evidence to back up my fear of cows... who sats they aren't sinister and scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNEljXQ56dw

Look see.

jamtart27
27-10-2007, 18:18
could be sheff forummers on fright night may best all of ur fears lol,,,

Agent Orange
27-10-2007, 18:31
There will be a bat type creature out tomorrow night :D

Rich
27-10-2007, 19:35
Indeed there will mate.

On topic, I've been scared of snakes for years! :shocked:

I couldn't even watch the trailer for Snakes on a Plane without almost literally crapping myself in fear.

BluePolo
27-10-2007, 23:18
When the Roe Lane old peoples flats were being built there was a problem with rats in the area. Coming back from the site cabins one day, I saw a rat walking along a batting laid on the floor.
I kid ye not on this....It filled the full width of the batting! (10 inches). Not the length of the rat, but its width! I must admit that I didn't try to kill it cos it probably would have had me instead!

hazel
28-10-2007, 05:28
A Rhinoceroso only a few yards away.

I shouted to my brother, quick close the window he said, no point it would take the side off the van if it wanted to. Luckily it went on it's way.

My friend had a bull terrier called Mick. Evil thing. I once visited his house and it lay with it's head on my foot. I never thought I would get out of the house with 2 legs.
When it had eventually bitten everyone in the family the RSPCA took it away using a long pole.
It only needed the cry "Micks out" for everyone to scatter.

hazel