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Alexandro
25-10-2007, 19:48
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

dan_999uk
25-10-2007, 19:49
And other drivers are crap :D

fox20thc
25-10-2007, 19:49
why where were you planning on going?

Minesadouble
25-10-2007, 19:57
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

I like this thread HA HA :hihi:

pinnacle
25-10-2007, 20:13
Favorite thread so far :))

The Manager
25-10-2007, 20:15
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

Add to that our labour council are rubbish:hihi:

*binty*
25-10-2007, 20:15
Can't you walk? :hihi:

Wizzzard
25-10-2007, 21:06
You forgot the bus drivers!

Alexandro
25-10-2007, 21:36
Can't you walk? :hihi:

You must be joking. Footpaths are now only suitable for parking cars and cyclists. And they are in a worse state of repair than the roads.

Deebles
25-10-2007, 21:43
You must be joking. Footpaths are now only suitable for parking cars and cyclists. And they are in a worse state of repair than the roads.

Yeah, and they're covered in doggy doo and half eaten chip butties! :gag:

AtticusFinch
25-10-2007, 23:42
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

I wouldn't if I were you. More accidents happen in the home than outdoors.

:)

libuse
26-10-2007, 00:05
You must be joking. Footpaths are now only suitable for parking cars and cyclists. And they are in a worse state of repair than the roads.

I have it on good authority that all the best bits of pavement go to asylum seekers first anyway........

J456
26-10-2007, 00:25
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

Welcome to Sheffield Forum, you will be hard pressed to find non-cynical posters on here.

I see myself as Ed Norton at the start of Fight Club when I come on here, but instead of going to support groups to listen to people moan about their rubbish lives, I can do it from the comfort of my home.

*_ash_*
26-10-2007, 00:25
You must be joking. Footpaths are now only suitable for parking cars and cyclists. And they are in a worse state of repair than the roads.

aha, so you have a gripe too then?:hihi::hihi:

mifsit
26-10-2007, 08:11
have you considered getting a horse?

WYEXILE
26-10-2007, 08:22
Can't you walk? :hihi:

He'll get mugged!!!

theripsaw
26-10-2007, 08:25
have you considered getting a horse?

Poor thing would break its ankles in the pot holes

beansfeast
26-10-2007, 08:27
Which is why everyone should get themselves motorbikes!! :hihi:

Make Sheffield the new motorbike capital, turn it into Beijing...:P

mjlacey21
26-10-2007, 09:17
Yeah, and they're covered in doggy doo and half eaten chip butties! :gag:

Students are rubbish

Raeven
26-10-2007, 09:21
Alexandro - I like your reasoning here.
Do you think if I show it to my boss, he'll accept it as the reason I wasn't at work . . . OK, maybe not:hihi:

Whatif wewin
26-10-2007, 10:37
There is a thread on the Forum with apparently Sheffields one saving grace: Supertram
Can we not add on here other positives about Sheffield?
Could I go second with my suggestion on the best Panto?

Positives
1. Supertram
2. Manor Operatic Society

Deebles
26-10-2007, 22:37
According to various threads on this forum:

Buses are rubbish.
Taxis are rubbish.
Private hire cars are rubbish.
Trams are generally OK, but they don't come near my house.
Trains are rubbish.
Cars are OK, but:
The roads are full of potholes (worse than anywhere else in England, apparently)
The ring road is a joke.
Traffic congestion is appalling and most of the time you can't move.
Parking is too expensive and is generally impossible anyway, especially in Sharrow.
Cycling is OK, but cyclists are homicidal maniacs.

Think I'll stop in and read a book. :(

Why not invest in an hot air balloon:idea:. Surely the quickest way to get from A to B these days!:roll:

Wayneos
26-10-2007, 22:46
Why not invest in an hot air balloon:idea:. Surely the quickest way to get from A to B these days!:roll:

Police chopper is always in the sky so you'd probably get chopped up..:hihi:

*_ash_*
27-10-2007, 00:30
Police chopper is always in the sky so you'd probably get chopped up..:hihi:

Or ticketed by them for stationary ballooning in the Sharrow Vale Permit Zone.

sydneyoss
27-10-2007, 08:46
buy a big CAMEL

Pauline BHG
27-10-2007, 12:05
hahahah funny thread !

I guess it'a always been said that people are more likely to speak out when they've had a BAD experience rather than a good one.....