Last night my wife said to me that if I were a sailboat she would sail me to the shore.

She then asked me if she were a sailboat would I sail her to the shore.

I said no, because I suffer from seasickness so I would probably have my head over her left buttock, vomitting while she sailed aimlessly to nowhere in particular.

I now have a letter from Irwin Mitchell :hihi:

But it got me thinking, what would your partner be to you and what would you do with them (no rude or insulting answers, please - remember this could be seen by minors and dockers and other essential workers :D)

(Inspired by Katie Mel Ewe Ha)

I don't know, but my bloke's got a friend who he calls tugboat, because she's always pulling.....

I just had to say it really. I guess the most obvious one is he is my rock - but thats a bit pukey. I dont know. At the moment: my careers guidance counsellor

My husband is my reindeer. He pulls my sled, laden with the toys of life, he often has a glowing nose and can sometimes be seen weeing in the bushes.