View Full Version : I need to have a rant


kittenta
22-10-2007, 13:01
About my Doggy :rant::rant::rant: I love you to bits mutt but you are driving me CRAZY!!! Please, when I go out, do not pinch the bread and spread it in crumbs all around the house, leave the crisps alone too and the kids buns! Do you know how hard it is to scrape chocolate bun of the kitchen floor, hallway floor, stairs carpet, bathroom floor, kids bedroom, not to mention the doors?? :roll: Why do you insist on knocking everything off the sides, knocking the washing over and playing with the post?? God forbid you ever managed to get into the living room :o Just for once can the floor stay looking hoovered and mopped for longer than an hour :rolleyes: Just for once can I not be accused of being sat on my backside doing nothing all day because it takes me all day to clean up after you!

Love ya though :love::hihi:

katkin
22-10-2007, 13:19
I can tell you love him really. Infuriating how they know exactly how to push our buttons, isn't it? My daft dobe works in allegiance with his 'partner in crime', our barmy bengal cat- the bengal can open doors, the dobe uses brute force to get to foodstuffs, the bengal rips packets open with his claws and teeth - the pair have a huge feast. Thank goodness neither of them have figured out how to open the fridge otherwise we would be in big trouble...

DaFoot
22-10-2007, 13:22
.... Thank goodness neither of them have figured out how to open the fridge otherwise we would be in big trouble...
Give it time.
Do they ever sit watching intently where your food comes from? It wont be long, once they realise you keep food in the fridge.... :suspect::hihi:

katkin
22-10-2007, 13:39
They both know full well where the lovely food is- and they're both intelligent breeds, I'm suprised neither of them has figured it out yet - our fridge freezer has the fridge at the bottom so it wouldnt take much to open it...

DaFoot
22-10-2007, 13:44
Maybe they are actually much *more* intelligent / cunning than you give them credit for and actually close the fridge after a midnight raid? :hihi:

Fm4eva
22-10-2007, 14:58
Harry leart how to open cupboard doors i walked in on him a few times with his teeth round the handles :hihi: he would just look at me as if to say What? lol did make me laugh

kittenta
24-10-2007, 11:06
Today it was a loaf of bread :rolleyes: I'm glad I have a fridge freezer so she can't reach the fridge :D

katkin
24-10-2007, 11:22
Maybe they are actually much *more* intelligent / cunning than you give them credit for and actually close the fridge after a midnight raid? :hihi:

hmmm hadn't thought of that. Note to self- check there arent any furry bits on the butter...