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syrup
21-10-2007, 18:03
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so
they went back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night
together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, got up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No"
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny came home for lunch and asked his mom, "Are Fred and
Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and
go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and
Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for some Vaseline and
I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Soup
22-10-2007, 15:47
:clap::clap::clap: Very good syrup

Emerald
22-10-2007, 17:54
:hihi::hihi::hihi: