Who in your opinion are the least fanciable people you've seen on TV?

Simon Cowell

Anthony Worral Thompson

Clarkson - As much as I love him, he's not in the least bit sexy

And probably others. :D

Bruce Forsythe & that panel of sour pusses on that dancing programme that wimmin force their families to watch.

ey hang on, cressy you back?

Kylie Minogue
Sharon Osbourne and her horrific daughter
That one that plays Gail Tilsley

too many to mention tbh

mind u theres waaay too many fanciable ones too lol
most are on hollyoaks..errrrrrrrrrrrrrm

Hi Cressida you're back! :wave:

I could never ever fancy any contestant on Big Brother, no matter how pretty they were or how buff the bod. The sheer arm-gnawing narcissism and the rattling empty skulls that they carry around above their inexpressive eyebrows make them the least breedable specimens I can think of. It actually makes me depressed for the human race that such pointless beings are taking up so much media space and *inspiring* the very young. Bleugh. :gag:

Pete Burns! (http://www.greenstonemedia.com/blog/photos/kaore-plastic.jpg) :gag:

Kylie Minogue

you know AJ that must be the FIRST TIME EVER weve both agreed on something.

most people fancy her like hell, but i find her waaay too thin and small and not that great looking in the face either tbh

danni minogue on the other hand :D

Pete Burns! (http://www.greenstonemedia.com/blog/photos/kaore-plastic.jpg) :gag:

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The hosts who desperately try to whip up excitement:
"And now, we're really lucky tonight, give a big welcome to Fred Nurke!!"
and poor Fred turns out to be as dull as ditchwater.

ey hang on, cressy you back?

thanks Mel can't keep away from you that's why I dragged you off here to my Aladdin's cave

you know AJ that must be the FIRST TIME EVER weve both agreed on something.

most people fancy her like hell, but i find her waaay too thin and small and not that great looking in the face either tbh

danni minogue on the other hand :D

I watched X-factor and Danni looked a bit thin in the face at times when they showed her in the studio but she looked very nice in shots outside. Acres of lovely pappage too, even though they aint all real.

Hi Cressida you're back! :wave:

I could never ever fancy any contestant on Big Brother, no matter how pretty they were or how buff the bod. The sheer arm-gnawing narcissism and the rattling empty skulls that they carry around above their inexpressive eyebrows make them the least breedable specimens I can think of. It actually makes me depressed for the human race that such pointless beings are taking up so much media space and *inspiring* the very young. Bleugh. :gag:

thanks purdy, missed your clever and enlightening posts

thanks purdy, missed your clever and enlightening posts

where? i mustve missed those too and i was here :)

errrrrrrrrrrm

Ant and Dec

Welcome back Cressida! :wave: Nice to see you back

StarSparkle

Welcome back Cressida! :wave: Nice to see you back

StarSparkle


Nice to be with you again Sparkle

there is not enough space to list them

there is not enough space to list them


Surley the male cast of Hollyoaks and Neighbours could be a good start though.

Robert Lindsay, the men on Dragon's den,ugh!

Robert Lindsay,
you mean citizen smith? power to the people and all that? i thought he was decent looking bloke?
jeez if hes bad i best get mi coat :P

Anyone from a soap or "reality" tv. :gag::gag:

you mean citizen smith? power to the people and all that? i thought he was decent looking bloke?
jeez if hes bad i best get mi coat :P

Yeh, well, in citizen 'Woolfie' smiff, he wasn't TOO bad, but now, he's just yuck, it's cos he's in all these crap politically correct nicey nicey BBC sitcoms, , oh no ,he's just turn off on toast!
You don't look like him, so no need to get your coat yet!:)

ooh thank **** fer that :D

And....Am I the ONLY woman who doesn't fancy Richard Hammond from Top Gear? I can't stand Neil Morrisey and his whiney voice either!

oh dear hope I don't offend anyone but Peter Stringfellow (on a holiday programme - wearing a THONG) Johnny Vegas, Alan Sugar, Simon Cowell, Mick Hucknall when he's on TV)

Surley no-one will say Alf Ventras from Heartbeat as he is the object of so much female adulation (apparently).

Surley no-one will say Alf Ventras from Heartbeat as he is the object of so much female adulation (apparently).

Oh God, I forgot about him, and he must smell, all those egg sarnies he gets through!But worse still, that dumb young cop whose name has vanished from my mind!:hihi:

The woman on Five's The Hotel Inspector, Fiz off Corra.

Jonathon Ross and Adrian Chilles. :gag::gag:

Surley no-one will say Alf Ventras from Heartbeat as he is the object of so much female adulation (apparently).

Does that "apparently" mean that you fancy him too? ;)

Brendan cole! Makes me angry!

AJ, Mel .......... Blasphemers!!!! :o

My unattractive nomination will be Sonia off of Eastenders. A face only ever seen before when Jim Bowen wheeled out "Bully's special prize.........." :D

Ewwww yeah Sonia is dispicable!!!

Alan Titchmarsh. :gag:

And apparently he's a raving hearthrob for an entire stratum of the female population. :loopy:

Gok Wan. I haven't even worked out whether it's male or female yet.

Russell Brand.

I know he's supposed to be devastatingly gorgeous, and actually I usually go for guys with long hair & dark eyes, but there's something kind of . . . unsavoury . . (for want of a better word) about him which I can't put my finger on. Like, if he was at your house, he'd be in your bathroom going through the contents of your dirty laundry basket & checking out your smalls?

Alan Carr, one of the funniest people on tv but the man looks like a League of Gentleman character.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/04/16/bcarr300.jpg

Phil Mitchell - 'enders
Fred Elliot - Corrie

Jimmy Carr- funny but not fit

Gordan Ramsay. In fact, every celebrity chef!

Russell Brand.

I know he's supposed to be devastatingly gorgeous, and actually I usually go for guys with long hair & dark eyes, but there's something kind of . . . unsavoury . . (for want of a better word) about him which I can't put my finger on. Like, if he was at your house, he'd be in your bathroom going through the contents of your dirty laundry basket & checking out your smalls?

You've absolutely put your finger on it there. All my friends think I should fancy him - heavy metal looking guy, tight trousers, messed up hair, but no, he gives me the creeps.

Ann Robinson. urghh definetly not

Alan Titchmarsh. :gag:

And apparently he's a raving hearthrob for an entire stratum of the female population. :loopy:

My missus keeps a piccie of him in her wallet ( its just to wind me up I quite like his commonsense gardening programs, and it was great when he turfed out that idiot John McCirrick for his rudeness towards to females).

I don't really like to diss people for their lack of looks, but one guy he never, in my opinion had any looks, charisma nor abilty was Michael Fish. He seems to want to be a reborn celebritity on the strength of one extremely bad weather forecast, at the same time as wheedling out of it; blaming others.

j o r d a n

:gag:Vernon Kaye - urgh!:gag:

Kylie Minogue is the best fanciable

Peter Andre, bleurghhh!

Rik Waller....:hihi:

for the women it has to be Jodie Marsh....:gag:

Kelly Osbourne, she is the most vile creature on earth.

Anyone watch "Flight of the Conchords"?

I love the programme, but can't help but find the tall bloke very unattractive, to the point of nearly wanting to turn the programme over.

Terrible, I know, but I'm sure he'll grow on me.

Alan Carr, one of the funniest people on tv but the man looks like a League of Gentleman character.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/04/16/bcarr300.jpg

I find Justin Lee Collins strangely attractive. It's his confidence that does it though. I've heard others say he's smarmy, but I don't think so. I think he's sweet and a charmer with the laydeez.

I find Justin Lee Collins strangely attractive. It's his confidence that does it though. I've heard others say he's smarmy, but I don't think so. I think he's sweet and a charmer with the laydeez.

He's a podgy munter who looks like the result of some horrid encounter between Pam Ayres and Dave Lee Travis.

Shadrack in Emmerdale but in fact the entire cast of Emmerdale and Eastenders make me barf, especially the lass who plays Stacey Slater

I also cant stand Martine McCutcheon

Mick Jagger,Elton John, Marilyn Manson,Paul McCartney (hang-dog look)when they are on TV, Chuckle Brothers, Ian Hislop, Michael Winner

Rod Stewart
Gordon Ramsay
Anthony Worrall Thompson
Eammon Holmes
Robbie Williams
Gordon Brown
David Cameron
Jeremy Clarkson

Mr. Bean and Uncle Max!

(Rowan Atkinson and David Schneider)

Jonathon Ross, Adrian Chillies and Chris Moyles(why doesnt he shave ?)

Jonathon Ross, Adrian Chillies and Chris Moyles(why doesnt he shave ?)

Did you see Ross destroy an interview with Jimmy Carr last night. He took advantage of Carr's quiet and polite off screen persona by ripping his shirt open in order to yet again steal the limelight.
Strange how he gushed like Parkinson when it was time to interview Anthony Hopkins.

Did you see Ross destroy an interview with Jimmy Carr last night. He took advantage of Carr's quiet and polite off screen persona by ripping his shirt open in order to yet again steal the limelight.
Strange how he gushed like Parkinson when it was time to interview Anthony Hopkins.

No, I cant stand the man or his programme. Cant understand why the BBC pay him all that money.

One of the winners for least fanciable person on TV - by a short neck - must be Sandy Toksvig
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x118/LeipzigLeipzig/toksvig.jpg

One of the winners for least fanciable person on TV - by a short neck - must be Sandy Toksvig
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x118/LeipzigLeipzig/toksvig.jpg

She looks like a hamster on crack.

Rab C. Nesbitt