View Full Version : When do you never look cool?


PhilMurray
21-10-2007, 12:15
Sticking yer arm out for a bus!

Emerald
21-10-2007, 12:20
or running for a bus and missing it!

PhilMurray
21-10-2007, 12:27
picking a frisbie up!

jillpill
21-10-2007, 22:04
shouting hello to someone you don't know...................

pattricia
21-10-2007, 22:07
When you do what I did and walked into the mens toilets by mistake in a pub. :gag:

jillpill
21-10-2007, 22:08
Waving to someone and walking into a lampost................................

BasilRathbon
22-10-2007, 07:56
Making shadow puppets of rabbits during a top level executive board meeting.

Joanl
22-10-2007, 08:08
Bumping into everyone you seem to know when coming back from the dentist after injections.

Raeven
22-10-2007, 11:27
Coming out of the toilet with a bit of loo paper stuck to your shoe . . . . .or tucking skirt into the back of your pants . . . :blush:

Craig7777
22-10-2007, 11:34
Throwing up while walking out of a strip club:(

04jessops
22-10-2007, 19:21
When you're on Sheffield Forum!!!

Minesadouble
22-10-2007, 19:25
Throwing up while walking out of a strip club:(

Is that true ....HA HA HA HA that is sooo uncool .....:D

marmite
22-10-2007, 19:41
Tripping over a paving stone and not quite falling over...then try to recover into a jog.

Minesadouble
22-10-2007, 19:48
When Carrier bags snap and your shopping crashes all over the floor !!!:D

PhilMurray
22-10-2007, 20:02
waving at cars that toot you.......and its someone else that they are tooting at!

Minesadouble
22-10-2007, 20:07
waving at cars that toot you.......and its someone else that they are tooting at!

I wave at everycar that toot's ......I find it amusing ......hmmmm maybe I'm a bit nuts like that :suspect:

And when I'm happy I toot and wave at random people*gulp* :cool:

PhilMurray
22-10-2007, 20:14
i do that , old blokes coming out of boozers on a sunday afternoon are an easy target.:D

daftlad
22-10-2007, 20:45
gettin out of me bed first thing in the mornin

BasilRathbon
23-10-2007, 07:55
gettin out of me bed first thing in the mornin

Oh I don't know - you looked all right sunday morning! ;)

ReginaldD
23-10-2007, 11:17
When I go outside:rolleyes::rolleyes: or maybe it's just all the time for me

BasilRathbon
23-10-2007, 11:19
After going swimming in a cold sea on a nudist beach.

04jessops
10-11-2007, 10:40
When you search through three pages of the 'Jokes and Games' forum just to find this thread again.

Blacksheep
10-11-2007, 13:19
when using your, ahem, well you know.......your XXX face. :heyhey: :blush:

Joanl
10-11-2007, 13:23
when you hand over your WHS points card in Sainsbury's instead of your Nectar card.:blush:

Daven
10-11-2007, 22:46
when you hand over your WHS points card in Sainsbury's instead of your Nectar card.:blush:

I did that recently in Superdrug - tried to use my Boots loyalty card !

bensonhedges
10-11-2007, 22:48
Wiping dog**** off your shoe.

PhilMurray
26-12-2007, 20:45
going shopping day after boxing day!!!

Joto
27-12-2007, 13:23
walking around with your zipper down......

04jessops
27-12-2007, 13:32
When you're sweating...

Grim Reaper
27-12-2007, 13:36
When you wake up with a hangover and realise you've not taken your makeup off, hence looking scarier than Alice Cooper.

cressida
27-12-2007, 14:10
asking for someone's autograph