I'm just watching her on bbc1. (the deaf version though)

I can't decide whether she's sexy or not.:confused:

I think she's annoying, but her eyes look at the camera in a sexy way.



.....anyway, I'm going to vote yes cause I've had a couple of beers:hihi:


any thoughts? (not to my sanity, but the question)

not only sexy but can cook

not only sexy but can cook
Excellent. 2 posts, 2 yeses. But you haven't voted :(

2 .32am &we are voting on nigella lawson

2 .32am &we are voting on nigella lawson

your clock is fast. ;)

your clock is fast. ;)
you right............

you right............

5 mins could be described as a long time if you hadn't.....

....oh dear:rolleyes: back on topic!!:hihi:

At least you voted :thumbsup::hihi:

Yea shes got great tits AND she can cook lol
But would you really want her dad as a father in law???

Yea shes got great t*ts AND she can cook lolBut would you really want her dad as a father in law???

Damn, I missed the t*ts:rolleyes:. I was absorbed in the winks and such that she seems to do.

Start at the top Ash and work your way down mate

Start at the top Ash and work your way down mate

I'm not answering that briggy, I seem to be trolling my own thread:hihi::hihi:

ah well free speech et al.:hihi:

One of the great mysteries of our time is how Nigel Lawson can sire Nigella.

But, whatever. I can deal with it. Mark it down as proof positive of the existence of God. :)

As a woman I think Nigella is sexy, I wouldn't mind looking like her.

It amuses me that the blokes on here talk about her like they stood a chance with her.:hihi::hihi:

Too right she is sexy,she makes cooking worth watching.

Are you going to start an "is the Pope a Catholic?" thread ash? :)

i bet she is a marvel with sausage

Could she handle a spotted dick?

she used to be really sexy, but i think shes starting to age now. all that flirting with the camera looks a bit weird to me now, with her old lady body & saggy tits. i still would, obviously, but shes far from the sexiest woman on tv.

Could she handle a spotted dick?

She may not want to! :hihi:

Fern is nice!

Saggy tits?? Christ on a bike. She's one of the most beautiful women on television surely. She's very sexy.

Fern is nice!

Britton, or Cotton?

she used to be really sexy, but i think shes starting to age now. all that flirting with the camera looks a bit weird to me now, with her old lady body & saggy tits. i still would, obviously, but shes far from the sexiest woman on tv.

Shockingly sexist post and I don't think you need concern yourself with the possibility of Nigella ever being anything other than out of your reach.:D

Are you going to start an "is the Pope a Catholic?" thread ash? :)
:hihi::hihi: Can I assume that you didn't vote 'no'?

Nigella Lawson..... lose the 'la' and she is her dad :D

I used to enjoy her shows because she made cooking and eating quite sexy and sensual. (I'm a food writer/editor.) Plus, she was quite curvaceous and not a toothpick.

However, her charms have begun to wear very thin. Her florid phrases border on silliness ("golden pillows of deliciousness," etc.) And I am a bit tired of seeing her chew orgasmically and lick her fingers at the camera.

So, no, I don't find her sexy. But I can see why many men do.

Hell yes (http://www.nigella.com/uploads/jpeg/asset_398_hl.jpg)!

Lovely stuff.

I used to enjoy her shows because she made cooking and eating quite sexy and sensual. (I'm a food writer/editor.) Plus, she was quite curvaceous and not a toothpick.

However, her charms have begun to wear very thin. Her florid phrases border on silliness ("golden pillows of deliciousness," etc.) And I am a bit tired of seeing her chew orgasmically and lick her fingers at the camera.

So, no, I don't find her sexy. But I can see why many men do.


I agree, she does talk a bit daft, sexy ? I wouldn't know, but I suppose licking her fingers does turn on some of the youngsters, she's put on a lot of weight since she first started on tv.

I prefer watching the men cook on tv , they don't bother showing off for the cameras and just get on with their recipes.

:DNot only is she sexy and a fantastic cook but she has an arse you can stand your pint pot on:love::D

Nigella Lawson..... lose the 'la' and is she is her dad :D

The votes for 'no' have doubled from 5 since you posted that! I bet you didn't realise you could be so influential.

:DNot only is she sexy and a fantastic cook but she has an arse you can stand your pint pot on:love::D
added bonus :hihi:

:DNot only is she sexy and a fantastic cook but she has an arse you can stand your pint pot on:love::D
you could put a dinner plate on it:love:

:DNot only is she sexy and a fantastic cook but she has an arse you can stand your pint pot on:love::D

That's all well and good but where would you stick your cigar?

you could put a dinner plate on it:love:

Stop it I'm having visions now, dinner tonight is going to be a sad dissapointment:hihi:

That's all well and good but where would you stick your cigar?

I can't even begin to comment on that:D

it always amazes me how she can get the sausages to lay down in the pan:o

The votes for 'no' have doubled from 5 since you posted that! I bet you didn't realise you could be so influential.

Maybe they will change their minds when they see what she look's like without the makeup :D

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://meteo.lcd.lu/globalwarming/Lawson/nigel_lawson.jpg&imgrefurl=http://meteo.lcd.lu/globalwarming/Lawson/deep_thought.html&h=229&w=180&sz=29&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=ui3bfrqOGPjAJM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnigel%2Blawson%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4SUNA_enGB233GB234%26sa%3DN

I'm just watching her on bbc1. (the deaf version though)


It's not the deaf version Ash ...... That's all a ploy to stop that little fella in the corner of the screen interfering with himself while Nigella's on :D

It's not the deaf version Ash ...... That's all a ploy to stop that little fella in the corner of the screen interfering with himself while Nigella's on :D
:hihi: They must have swapped places as it was the woman signing last night. She did show some strange facial expressions though, I hope the male signer wasn't signing obscenities in the studio, or well y'know, using his hands to sign somewhere else about his body:shocked::hihi:

Anyway, I'm off to work, I shall read this later at 1am, I hope it stays clean!:suspect::hihi:

is it true fanny craddocks other half said i hope all your doughnuts turn out like fanny,s or is it an urban myth?

She's GORGE.

I particularly likes the way she smiles and pouts at the camera.

Does it for me every time!!!!!!

Shockingly sexist post and I don't think you need concern yourself with the possibility of Nigella ever being anything other than out of your reach.:D

i'd only want her for her money anyway :)

5 years ago she was hot, now shes not so hot, shes getting too old (for me, shes 21 years older than me).

her constant flirting, pouting & fluttering her eye lashes are starting to look weird now, rather than sexy.

Damn right.

When I saw her licking chocolate off that wooden spoon last week on Nigel Slater's Real Food I thought I would ejaculate.

Damn right.

When I saw her licking chocolate off that wooden spoon last week on Nigel Slater's Real Food I thought I would ejaculate.

Remind me not to come to your house for cake.

yeah she's sexy:cool:

Mark it down as proof positive of the existence of God. :)

Or, as proof positive of the power of a woman?:P Nigella's mum must had some hellish strong genes to produce Nigella when you look at her dad!

Hell yes (http://www.nigella.com/uploads/jpeg/asset_398_hl.jpg)!

Lovely stuff.

what the man said....... :hihi: hell yes!

Well I'm female and I think she's a gorgeous beast!!! :p

it always amazes me how she can get the sausages to lay down in the pan:o

Why do they keep popping up ? :)

Are you going to start an "is the Pope a Catholic?" thread ash? :)

He finds bright, voluptuous brunettes deeply confusing. :)

Not really, and she only cooks rubbish. It's always sugary sweets or high fat stuff.

I'd much prefer Merrilees Parker.

http://uktv.co.uk/food/item/aid/530808

Nigella is well dirty!
I'd climb over 10 young skinny birds to get to one like her.

Yes, of course. Keep all your skinny birds ,Ya ! :lol::lol::lol:

I'd love a meat sarnie with her

Wonder how she looks first thing in the morning when the make up hasn't been applied and she hasn't been dressed in her lovely clothes.......

Maybe a bit like this (http://www.kathyburke.co.uk/images/slobs-s.JPG)

she is sexy but she's getting one hell of a rop on her lately:love::love:

some photos of her are ok others she seems to have a leering smile

I think she just looks silly.
I watched one of her programme in detail on a freeview channel, and I just never realised how much sexual innuendo she puts in her programmes!

I mean, there's subtletly, but then there's over-doing it...
She is now over-doing it so much that it is so fake.

I'm fairly certain that her programmes used to be more genuine than that.
I still like Delia's programmes over hers. As least they are useful, and are more factual. Nigella's programmes are way too airy fairy. :rolleyes:

Delia: "put x, put y, reason...and effect...."
Nigella's: "put x, put y, my hubby likes it, my kids don't like this... great for parties..(but why???)....my head is in the cloud....and i dont know how else to proof this looks amazing, so you're gonna watch me munch into it straight away, and not that I have washed my hands either(!)" :wow:

Grr...

I think she just looks silly.
I watched one of her programme in detail on a freeview channel, and I just never realised how much sexual innuendo she puts in her programmes!

I mean, there's subtletly, but then there's over-doing it...
She is now over-doing it so much that it is so fake.

I'm fairly certain that her programmes used to be more genuine than that.
I still like Delia's programmes over hers. As least they are useful, and are more factual. Nigella's programmes are way too airy fairy. :rolleyes:

Delia: "put x, put y, reason...and effect...."
Nigella's: "put x, put y, my hubby likes it, my kids don't like this... great for parties..(but why???)....my head is in the cloud....and i dont know how else to proof this looks amazing, so you're gonna watch me munch into it straight away, and not that I have washed my hands either(!)" :wow:

Grr...
Did you vote 'no' then?

:hihi:

Did you vote 'no' then?

:hihi:

I voted for the "Eee by Gum, she's gorrrrgeous" ! :rolleyes:

Sexyish but I would go no further than that. She is sexier than Abu Hamza anyway.

Sexyish but I would go no further than that. She is sexier than Abu Hamza anyway.

I bet he can open a tin easier than her though. :cool:

Anyway, I'm off to work, I shall read this later at 1am, I hope it stays clean!:suspect::hihi:

Don't worry, you know what management are like about the whole "family friendly" thing.

Hell yes!! Gives all us curvy women hope!

Or, as proof positive of the power of a woman?:P Nigella's mum must had some hellish strong genes to produce Nigella when you look at her dad!

And they often say that when the Daughter's a bit nice, the Mother's even nicer! That was deffo the case for the Scullys on Neighbours IMO, mmm, Lyn might only be about 5 years younger than me Mum, but I still would!

*gets coat*

Nigella should do the programme without a bra on. And make sure all her windows are open to let the cold air in. Job done.

Nigella should do the programme without a bra on. And make sure all her windows are open to let the cold air in. Job done.

perv!:hihi:

She's got a tash never liked a lady with facial hair.