Invent a hip new cocktail and give it a catchy name. What's in it and (if applicable or not immediately apparent) why is the name appropriate?

Invent a hip new cocktail and give it a catchy name. What's in it and (if applicable or not immediately apparent) why is the name appropriate?

Will it get printed in your magazine Happy ?

Invent a hip new cocktail and give it a catchy name. What's in it and (if applicable or not immediately apparent) why is the name appropriate?

Back in the day when my friends and I were young and broke we used to find imaginative ways of getting drunk on very little so we used to chuck everything together regardless of whether they mixed or not. Anyway, we only did this once or twice, but the end result could only be described at best as swamp water. Hardly a great advert and I would imagine that it didn't taste much better either :D

Will it get printed in your magazine Happy ?


No promises, Poppins, but I'll do what I can. We don't really like to promote strong drink, I'm afraid. We prefer our readers get high on carbohydrates.:roll:

Wait till they all come back from the pubs tonight, they'll get some good ideas.:D

I think I'd call mine an Indiana Jonesing.

It would contain native Hoosier ingredients -- 1 part pure corn liquor and 3 parts persimmon juice -- and be garnished with a stalk of dried hay. Excellent when paired with a deep-fried pork tenderloin sandwich or dried soybeans.:thumbsup:

Two parts sweet, one sour, a dash of bitters and topped up with something gassy. Maybe garnished with something fruity. It’d be called a “Sheffield Forum”.

Two parts sweet, one sour, a dash of bitters and topped up with something gassy. Maybe garnished with something fruity. It’d be called a “Sheffield Forum”.

Love it!:hihi::hihi: I hear it's highly addictive, though.

Anyone who can tell us wot a BMW is can come to my place and have 1 on the house

Anyone who can tell us wot a BMW is can come to my place and have 1 on the house

How we supposed to frickin know? :hihi:

Tut Tut Tut Binty if anyone would know it thought it would be you lol
Clues (and u only get 1 guess or its 100000001 b.ms!)

B: Bacardi,Baileys or errrr Boddingtons
M:Malibu,Martini or errrrr Mackesons
W:Whisky (peuk),Wine or Water

And if ya mix em up wrong it tastes fookin horrible lol

Tut Tut Tut Binty if anyone would know it thought it would be you lol
Clues (and u only get 1 guess or its 100000001 b.ms!)

B: Bacardi,Baileys or errrr Boddingtons
M:Malibu,Martini or errrrr Mackesons
W:Whisky (peuk),Wine or Water

And if ya mix em up wrong it tastes fookin horrible lol

And that sounds nice.....:roll: :gag: :hihi:

I'll stick to Vodka :D