Sheila's wheels adverts..gggggggrrrrrrrrr!!

Picture loans...


:gag:

and josh...yer dad's found ya scootah!:rant::rant:

and josh...yer dad's found ya scootah!:rant::rant:

Aye....that's the one!!!!.......:rant::rant::rant:

Yeah definitely the loan adverts.

and josh...yer dad's found ya scootah!:rant::rant:
Is she the most annoying woman ever to be on the tv?:rant:

ALL adverts make me wanna put mi' foot through the telly!

I NEVER EVER EVER watch adverts - that's what your remote controls for.

and josh...yer dad's found ya scootah!:rant::rant:
She should be executed by Firing Squad.:rant:

Anything that starts with 'I'm Nadine Baggott, celebrity beauty editor'.

Who, or what, is a 'celebrity beauty editor'?

Is it Norwich Union?The one with Phil Tuffnell(screwed up facial features),sat on the desk like he really does know what they are on about!!God that man!!:rant:

The loan ones (especially the "your dads found your scooter" one) and the M&S ones (the ones for their food, not their clothes ones).

Sofa ads they say it like its all you need to make your life complete, have a new sofa for Christmas, and when Christmas is over have a new sofa in the January sales

Is it Norwich Union?The one with Phil Tuffnell(screwed up facial features),sat on the desk like he really does know what they are on about!!God that man!!:rant:
That's the one. £50,000 for saying '' could yer help him ? '', '' Happy days ! ''.:rant:

Do they still do those "East Enders - Everyones watching it" on the beeb?
In fact any East Enders advert where one of its actors is trying to be all weighty and dramatic.

East Enders really grinds my gears.

Then there are the Halifax adverts. Based on how annoying they are I would purposefully never use any product of theirs, no matter how enticing the interest rate.

I hate the loan one where the guy says' my wife looks after all the finances in our house luckily for us it's under control'
Obviously NOT if you have to goto a loan company to pay off your debts with an extortionate Interest Rate MATE:loopy:

Anti wrinkle creams/aging lift creams ...advertised by 20 year old models ?!?! :loopy: ''wow look at the effect it has'' - PERLEASE !

Most adverts.

The TOM TOM advert :rant: can't remember what name they use instead of Tom but it really bugs me. I will never buy a TomTom because of it.

Also the Sheilas wheels, loan adverts, and beauty adverts, especially the ones where the speaking is out of cinq.

The RSPCA advert made up to be like "X Factor" is so cringingly awful.

I've decided not to give anything to the RSPCA because of it and I'm going to go out and kick a few dogs as well.

The RSPCA advert made up to be like "X Factor" is so cringingly awful.

I've decided not to give anything to the RSPCA because of it and I'm going to go out and kick a few dogs as well.

Why pick on the dogs ? There's cats out there too :hihi:

Barry Scott . . . . . . . say no more.

Also those creepy Lloyds TSB animated ads. Even the 'music' on those has my hackles rising.

Any of those daytime ones with smilng buffons asking people if they are in debt etc?

The ones before Corrie were crap as well.Mr & Mrs.Smith,Coronation street,Bury sat on the sofa fighting over chocolate etc...

The advert for weight watchers, I think, where everyone is commenting on soem woman who was supposed to be overweight.

Especially the bit were her on screen husband goes on about 'getting the women back he married'.

I hope she Bobbits him and then runs off with someone who appreciates her for what she is and not what she was x years and n children and a lazy, arrogant husband ago.

That AWFUL advert - I think it's for PotNoodle - where that dreadful woman screams her words very loudly at the end. I have fantasies about shooting her every time I'm subjected to it. :D

Aarrgghh - justifiable homicide in her case :hihi:

StarSparkle

She should be executed by Firing Squad.:rant:
I wish she would put the phone on the side,go in the garage,trip over the f***** scoootahhh,and be hospitalised for many years!!
:rant::rant:

The meaningless Extra ads that sponsor Holloyaks. What are they FOR?! and the Confused.com one.

loan and debt ones really annoy me but also inconntenent (sp) pads and tampons women know they are there why advertise them!

Injury Lawyers 4 U ad! Grr! For chuff sake! That woman drives me friggin' mad! :rant:

Picture loans...


:gag:

oh definitely. 'why not put all your loans in one place' - oh yeah, and be paying for the next 100 years. And all the ambulance chasers. 'but will I get 100 percent of the compensation' and 'I was given the wrong ladder'. In fact, all of them - they're just too bl**dy loud!!

AA advert with the singing tossers. Also the picture ads - all of them - let's have a laugh, cook the tea, play football oh, and sort out my financial nightmares all at the same time.

I cant remember which face cream it was for but it came with added "Boswellox" (I kid you not). That was a spelling mistake if ever I saw one.

Oh and the one where the bloke goes on about suing his employers because they gave him the wrong ladder. You knew it was the wrong ladder why the f*** did you climb it. Shame you didnt break your neck you dumbass. At least we could have given you a darwin award. Fool.

What about 'you don't have to be posh to be priveliged',oh yes you do,have you ever got a car insurance quote from them!!:)

What about 'you don't have to be posh to be priveliged',oh yes you do,have you ever got a car insurance quote from them!!:)

Yes and Ironic how,as patsy, Miss Lumley was always p*ssed :hihi:
Great for Car Insurance !

I cant remember which face cream it was for but it came with added "Boswellox" (I kid you not). That was a spelling mistake if ever I saw one.

That comes from the plant name Boswellia, which is more commonly known as Frankincense :nod:

And yeah, it does seem they've made it to sound like Botox. Which is made from botulism :gag:

What's going on with those Phones 4 U adverts? I don't understand what freaks at the seaside has to do with mobile phones.

Anything that starts with 'I'm Nadine Baggott, celebrity beauty editor'.

Who, or what, is a 'celebrity beauty editor'?

A CBE* is some botoxe-d bleached unrealistically-skinny bint, trying to sell us something extortionately expensive, that's actuallly a pile of garbage.... I think.....

And, oh, yes, I'd sooooo love to poke her in the eyes!

"Hello, Norton Finance"

Those words haunt my dreams. Every time I see that womans stupid face I crave a haircut with a lawnmower.

That Halifax advert with the big Sheffield lass shaking her booty. Makes me want to vom.

Why don't they advertise disposable cardboard TVs you can put your foot through? I'm sure they'd be a big seller....

the weirdest advert I've ever seen is the one for the clear blue pregnancy test.........

'' the most advanced thing you'll ever pee on ''

I nearly choked on my cuppa when I saw that advert.

Hastings Direct.Com
Hastings Direct.Cooooo-o-om!

I hate that advert.

The RSPCA advert made up to be like "X Factor" is so cringingly awful.

I've decided not to give anything to the RSPCA because of it and I'm going to go out and kick a few dogs as well.

hahaha

No matter how cringeworthy these adverts are I still get upset!

i hate the Utterley Butterley advert where that stupid woman puts the hot potato in her mouth, then starts doing naff facial expressions and banging on the kitchen table because its too hot. Then the stupid cow does it again. i feel like kickin her head in.

ALL adverts make me wanna put mi' foot through the telly!

I NEVER EVER EVER watch adverts - that's what your remote controls for.

Same, i channel surf a lot, adverts are a no-no in my flat!!

iv asked a round and everone says the loan
do you think they did it on perpus so people would talk about it

The one where that woman in a bar tells her friends she can't poo so her mate gives her a box of something & tells her if she takes some she'll be squittin for days (I may have paraphrased it slightly) :hihi:

The one where that woman in a bar tells her friends she can't poo so her mate gives her a box of something & tells her if she takes some she'll be squittin for days (I may have paraphrased it slightly) :hihi:

Do you have her contact details? I'd like to invite her to join my FaecesBook networking site.......

The huuuuuge solicitor "have you had an accident?, call me and your fees will buy me another van loads of pies"

can we give this guy the number for weight watchers?

Do you have her contact details? I'd like to invite her to join my FaecesBook networking site.......

Yes, no area code...just number 2

That terrible one with the gorilla drumming to phil collins.

They should bring back some of the classic adverts of the 70s and 80s IMO.

Stuff like the Green X Code ads starring David "Darth Vader" Prowse, it'd teach the students road safety skills which some of them are sadly lacking in IMHO, and of course the SMASH ads with those Martians (yes, shockingly I am old enough to remember those).

Barry Scott . . . . . . . say no more.



Ah, but this ad now has added value since Peter Serafinovizchthschz (sp?) did Kitchen Gun, the ad reminds me of the sketch.

BANG! BANG!

The RSPCA one with Simon Cowell makes me want to chew my own arm off. "It's the worst thing I've heard in ages". Could you be a little more insincere? No! That would be impossible. Where's my Kitchen Gun?...

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Ah, but this ad now has added value since Peter Serafinovizchthschz (sp?) did Kitchen Gun, the ad reminds me of the sketch.

BANG! BANG!

The RSPCA one with Simon Cowell makes me want to chew my own arm off. "It's the worst thing I've heard in ages". Could you be a little more insincere? No! That would be impossible. Where's my Kitchen Gun?...

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Purdy I thought you meant Cillit Bang® ...... !!!!! CILLIT BANG !! BANG and it's gone! Wish it was!
Now come on this one is Annoying!!! The marketing people must of had a scream with the brand concept and the Tv Ads :P

Time to rewrite that ad :)

Purdy I thought you meant Cillit Bang® ...... !!!!! CILLIT BANG !! BANG and it's gone! Wish it was!
Now come on this one is Annoying!!! The marketing people must of had a scream with the brand concept and the Tv Ads :P

Time to rewrite that ad :)

Yes I did mean that one. :rolleyes:

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCoO4D8Tk0o)

Anything that starts with 'I'm Nadine Baggott, celebrity beauty editor'.

Who, or what, is a 'celebrity beauty editor'?

Why don't you ask Nadine Baggott?

Any of the Halifax adverts, and the Abbey ones are getting annoying too.

Any of the Halifax adverts, and the Abbey ones are getting annoying too.

I'd echo the Halifax comment but I rarely watch TV now without the remote in my hand. The latest Ladbroke's ad is beginning to exhaust the batteries as Ian Wright, McCoist, Kamara and co. appear - usual nonsense being proffered!
Thereafter, the Gospel Singers' ad or Injury Lawyers 4U, meet with a similar response.

Injury Lawyers 4 U ad! Grr! For chuff sake! That woman drives me friggin' mad! :rant:

Rich....Remember where you are!!!

I SAY YOU BUY ONE.....YOU GET ONE FREE!!!!....that man,would get such a beating...hate him...hate him sooooooooo much..what a nob!

The Picture loans adverts...yes,the Scootaaaaah bird with a nose Eddie the Eagle would love a run on......

Or,the Bingo advert with Shaaaaaarrrrrrronnnnnnn Osbourne....like she would be playing Bingo!!!

Dont like the Polaris world adverts either,with the guy who sounds like the Spanish weather men from the Fast show...

I hate loads,but typically,i cant think of anymore right now!!

So many it's impossible to list, but basically all loan/car insurance/etc style ones...

Worst of all have to be Sheilas' Wheels (stupid, man-hating, sexist, poorly sung arse-gravy of the worst kind) and the moronic singing Halifax idiots.

I mean seriously - do the people coming up with these things actually believe these ads are going to have any effect other than driving potential customers away in disgust?!

I mean seriously - do the people coming up with these things actually believe these ads are going to have any effect other than driving potential customers away in disgust?!

The main aim of an advert is for people to remember the brand, so obviously, it works.

The main aim of an advert is for people to remember the brand, so obviously, it works.

Not if it leaves a strongly negative impression!

Not if it leaves a strongly negative impression!

It still makes you remember the brand though.

It still makes you remember the brand though.



Cillit Bang, and any others that have been shown for over a year, they need refreshing

If you enjoy this thread you'll enjoy the majestic Charlie Brooker's Ten Biggest Crocks In Advertising.

Many favourites (including Nadine Baggot and that kid who sits on the bog complaining about the stink) taken outside and shot to pieces. Meh. ;)

Enjoy: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8

If you enjoy this thread you'll enjoy the majestic Charlie Brooker's Ten Biggest Crocks In Advertising.

Many favourites (including Nadine Baggot and that kid who sits on the bog complaining about the stink) taken outside and shot to pieces. Meh. ;)

Enjoy: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8

:love: Heaven!

Who is the Charlie brookers of SF?

what about the one with the little kid sat on the toilet saying it stinks cos theres no air freshner left, and instead of just telling his mother he has to draw a bloody picture of it and shove it under the door.

Not so much the adverts, but the concept of "good bacteria" - frankly, if they're so good, how has the human race survived for so long without them?

Nadine Baggott can **** right off.

How dreadful are the people they use in the MFI ones? Especially that mother with her awful face "Don't start, don't start? Where've you been?"

Picture adverts go without saying.

Why does the Littlewoods Direct warehouse seem to be located in Africa?

Most female sanitary product adverts annoy me.

Davina Macall on the phone to her "mum" - "nutrilium means nourish!" - does it balls.

what about the one with the little kid sat on the toilet saying it stinks cos theres no air freshner left, and instead of just telling his mother he has to draw a bloody picture of it and shove it under the door.

I always wonder what he's done the drawing with :o

The one with the woman with the baked potato and the utterly butterly where she sits making stupid noises and fanning her mouth.
She needs a slap across it not potato in it!

Im glad its not just me that hates the Picture loans ads! 'Is that thunder your end or mine?' :rant:
I also detest the snotty cow on the Norton finance ads..'I wanted an interest rate to suit me'...I want to poke her eyes out with a sh**ty stick and wipe that smile off her face with battery acid!! :rant:

So many it's impossible to list, but basically all loan/car insurance/etc style ones...

Worst of all have to be Sheilas' Wheels (stupid, man-hating, sexist, poorly sung arse-gravy of the worst kind) and the moronic singing Halifax idiots.

I mean seriously - do the people coming up with these things actually believe these ads are going to have any effect other than driving potential customers away in disgust?!

Every company needs a gimmick, it's just that using fugly Australian women in pink dresses is SO 20 years ago! :loopy:

That whooping band of mistrells they use to loosely mimic a gospel group.

I don't even know who or what they asvertise because I've always managed to switch channels the second it appears :hihi:

My thumbs are a blurr when the ads are on anyway :D

God damn Chelsea Advert, the one where there in a cafe talking about loans, 6 bloody years they've been showing that!

I wonder if the actors/actresses still get royalties from the amount of times it's been shown, why can't they make a new advert?

Picture loans. fat smug man says 'Their great those people at picture. You can actually have an adult conversation'
The wife then responds in this whiny voice 'About football?' Arrrrggghhhhhhhh!

And that advert with that annoying cow quizzing that guy on a lie detector.
'Will you recieve 100% of the comp-en-say-shon?' Die bitc* die!!!

Lineker crisp ad where he's singing 'so follow me follow down to the hollow' Someone fetch me a gun.

OH MY GOD. Sooo Many.
At the minute that frickin' Macdonalds advert with the teenage girl on about the chicken thing (excuse me, i am tired) in the blokes voice , and in the end says "Yea its well good"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CHAVTASTIC!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what about the one with the little kid sat on the toilet saying it stinks cos theres no air freshner left, and instead of just telling his mother he has to draw a bloody picture of it and shove it under the door.

i have to agree with this one...it drives me insane.
why on earth would you draw a pic when you can just shout "theres no air freshner left"

its aaaaall gone, its aaaaaaall gone.....:hihi:

what about the one with the little kid sat on the toilet saying it stinks cos theres no air freshner left, and instead of just telling his mother he has to draw a bloody picture of it and shove it under the door.

and when you look at the distance the brat has walked to get the picture under the door, he could have just opened the door and either asked his mother for a refill or got it himself.

Why does the Littlewoods Direct warehouse seem to be located in Africa?

maybe becasuse their sweat-shops are there rather than in the far east?


Most female sanitary product adverts annoy me.

you mean... you have no wish to go roller-skating, biking, or swimming in -gasp!- tight white shorts? Lol lol lol

Michael Winner and his "calm down dear, it's just an advert".

Makes me want to put on my other half's steel toe-caps before I put my foot through the screen...

the elephant car insurance one, with the elephant, in the jungle!

did the writers ever go to school?

The new one's for pedigree it has some old dog long haired retriever that can hardly get up to walk. It says then feed your dog our flexible chews or whatever they are and see the results in 6 weeks. Then goes to a shot of a same sort of dog obviously a different one getting up and running about like he's a puppy again. Sooo obvious they changed dogs.

That bloody picture loans one with the pillock on the phone gesturing to his wife "how much do we want?" DON'T YOU f*****G WELL KNOW??? Oh and that damn Cleaner Close Daz advert..Yeesh!!!

The Tresemme one with that bloke from the Salon in, awful. I saw one last night and was going to post about how awful it is today, but i forgot it now.....i'll be back..

That bloody picture loans one with the pillock on the phone gesturing to his wife "how much do we want?" DON'T YOU f*****G WELL KNOW??? Oh and that damn Cleaner Close Daz advert..Yeesh!!!

oh my god the picture ones are terrible....
they say "how much....25 thousand?"....as though you wouldnt have spoke about it before getting the loan....:confused:.....INSANE.

The Injury lawyers 4u (http://www.theinjurylawyers.co.uk) ads get a lot of stick

but they must get the tv viewing public to respond as they have been running for a while now

what is it - about annoying tv ads that really work (tv wouldnt be full of em otherwise)!

the earlier ads were pretty cool but they have gone for ads which wind you upon viewing now although they are not as bad as people have made out on this post

but that said that uptight lady on the most recent ad makes me wanna throw my tv right out the window and onto the street

hopefully without injuring anyone:gag:

For me it's the Halifax adds with the black guy "singing".:gag:

There's a new ad with some nowtish Hollywood "star" for men's moisuriser which will fight the 5 signs of aging in men.

:confused: How come men only have 5 signs, but women have 7 signs, according to Olay?