any body know any skoda jokes?
please send em

I remember one from the 1980's...

I guy wakes up in hospital after the Herald of Free Enterprise ferry capsized in Zeebruger.

Where am I ???? he mutters to the Doctor standing before him!

You're in hospital... you were on the ferry...when it capsized....you were plucked to safety from the water!

What about my family?? Where are there??? the man pleaded!

I am very sorry, the doctor replied lowering his head. Your wife and family didn't make it...they all died!!

The man sobbed.....until the Doctor said I have got some good news!

Huh....said the man....Yeah your Skoda was recovered from the ferry and it started first time!!!!!

:D

VERRY GOOD
got any about the skoda drivers that start with s

What do u call a skoda with no roof?

a skip.

How do you double the value of a skoda?

fill it up with petrol.

I passed my driving test in a Skoda ! - got a bit of a soft spot for them !

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
A Skoda!

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