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yorkguy1971 13-10-2007, 12:49 A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house.
Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
yorkguy1971 14-10-2007, 13:31 ok maybe was crap then
Potterus 18-10-2007, 12:48 yeah not that great
yorkguy1971 24-10-2007, 17:08 yeah not that great
"SAYS YOU""
marc1990 25-10-2007, 11:49 i liked it :)
Potterus 25-10-2007, 12:38 marc1990 ur lettin the side down, dont agree that his joes are any good
Potterus 25-10-2007, 12:38 jokes even
It was funny the first time I heard it, but that was aaaaaaaaaaages ago!
Potterus 25-10-2007, 13:43 yorkguy has funnier ones than that not sure as to why he posting rubish like that
yorkguy has funnier ones than that not sure as to why he posting rubish like that
If you dont like them just dont say anything, you dont have to reply to jokes you know, just read then move on. :rolleyes:
yorkguy1971 26-10-2007, 03:37 If you dont like them just dont say anything, you dont have to reply to jokes you know, just read then move on. :rolleyes:
there only jokes have a life
there only jokes have a life
Last time i stick up for you then, or anyone else for that matter :confused:
yorkguy1971 26-10-2007, 16:50 Last time i stick up for you then, or anyone else for that matter :confused:
"""""""""""""""""now now"""""""""""
Potterus 26-10-2007, 16:53 a little better yorkguy xx
Mod note Please keep the chat to the chatroom/texting/MSN
yorkguy1971 28-10-2007, 08:41 Mod note Please keep the chat to the chatroom/texting/MSN
i would but have her on block
marc1990 28-10-2007, 10:44 jokes even
lol sorry potterus
manorboy 28-10-2007, 13:40 this is easy first you leave the room then walk back in naked wearing her thong and holding a cucumber ......?
Potterus 28-10-2007, 14:11 hmm not sure what thats all about!!
zoboz111 28-10-2007, 14:30 Joke ways to end an argument ....this is easy first you leave the room then walk back in naked wearing her thong and holding a cucumber ......?
I get it! that would work :hihi:
yorkguy1971 29-10-2007, 20:08 you think that would work
jillpill 29-10-2007, 20:54 Joke ways to end an argument ....
I get it! that would work :hihi:
Maybe it would! depends on the cucumber!!!!! :hihi::roll:
manorboy 06-11-2007, 14:36 or you could go to the pub and leave her to calm down for ten hours ...it works for me and always makes me laugh
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