Picture this.... I'm driving along a road, trees/woods on both sides. In the distance I can see a car on the right hand side with its hazzards on. I see the driver on the left hand side of the road picking something up. As I get closer, it looks like a pair of mens Y-front underpants in his hand - ghastly colour too! What was he doing? Why was he picking up underwear from the side of the road? Can anyone enlighten me? Is this a 'man thing' I know nothing about??? :hihi:

where abouts was this

A61 north - passing Chapeltown area.

maybe it was the underpant gnomes:)

Maybe he'd been having an affair, then he chucked them out of the window, so no evidence, dropped the wife off at work the next day, then went back to collect his sloggies:love::love:

Maybe he'd been having an affair, then he chucked them out of the window, so no evidence, dropped the wife off at work the next day, then went back to collect his sloggies:love::love:

Urgh :gag: It wasn't the nicest place to take a lady.

Oh it was nothing, I was just......

No, it wasn't me!!

Oh it was nothing, I was just......

No, it wasn't me!!

Lol! :hihi:

Maybe he'd been having an affair, then he chucked them out of the window, so no evidence, dropped the wife off at work the next day, then went back to collect his sloggies:love::love:

We seem to be thinking along the same lines................but I would suggest that the 'object of his desire' threw them out of the car window, either in a fit of passion or a fit of rage (if they were really as bad as described, the latter probably). He then remembered that tomorrow is wash day and not only does his wife check his undies for 'evidence', skid marks and that kind of stuff, but she counts the number of pairs he places in the washing basket too. It is also possible that she purchased for him this extremely distasteful pair of undies to 'put off' any potential suitors or as a joke.

It's how gang members pass messages. If you had got to the pants first and looked inside you would have found a coded message. Hope that helps.

A61 north - passing Chapeltown area.

yes, a notorious Y-front blackspot. People just throw their old pants out of car windows at high speed. I guess he must have been a tramp (or unemployed bus driver) who fancied a new pair of pants.

It's how gang members pass messages. If you had got to the pants first and looked inside you would have found a coded message. Hope that helps.

You must be in the coolest gang in the world:hihi::hihi:

It's how gang members pass messages. If you had got to the pants first and looked inside you would have found a coded message. Hope that helps.

Lol! :hihi:

What sort of message????

You Seriouse?

It always makes me wonder where "that pair of socks came from you just drove past" on the M1 at 70mph, or the pants at the side of the road. It's funny hopw people loose their whites!

Oh hi mum. I erm, lost my pants last night again

We seem to be thinking along the same lines................but I would suggest that the 'object of his desire' threw them out of the car window, either in a fit of passion or a fit of rage (if they were really as bad as described, the latter probably). He then remembered that tomorrow is wash day and not only does his wife check his undies for 'evidence', skid marks and that kind of stuff, but she counts the number of pairs he places in the washing basket too. It is also possible that she purchased for him this extremely distasteful pair of undies to 'put off' any potential suitors or as a joke.

Would she not be more suspicious if the skid mark in question appeared to spell out Dunlop High Performance?

yes, a notorious Y-front blackspot. People just throw their old pants out of car windows at high speed. I guess he must have been a tramp (or unemployed bus driver) who fancied a new pair of pants.

Or maybe he knew about the notorious y-front blackspot and was a little short in the underwear department??? yak! :gag:

Lol! :hihi:

What sort of message????

Usually fairly simple - "Blue bird going shopping does brown dog need any washing up liquid?" Something like that.

Would she not be more suspicious if the skid mark in question appeared to spell out Dunlop High Performance?

She wouldn't believe it................high performance? She's probably more used to Dunlop puncture kits for the permanently flacid......

Usually fairly simple - "Blue bird going shopping does brown dog need any washing up liquid?" Something like that.

Looking at the state of them - I'm surprised Blue Bird didn't recommend Vanish instead!

Was it Devvo, what car did he have?

Was it Devvo, what car did he have?

Devvo? Who/what is that?
As for the car, I honestly can't remember. The driver, however, was probably in his 50's with a bit of a belly.

Devvo? Who/what is that?
As for the car, I honestly can't remember. The driver, however, was probably in his 50's with a bit of a belly.

oh Cripes couldn't have been my Farther-in-law the 'Barnsley Bus Flasher' :hihi: I've been gaging to Find him doing it again to get him locked up :hihi:

She wouldn't believe it................high performance? She's probably more used to Dunlop puncture kits for the permanently flacid......

Quite possibly, although I think there may be a very innocent explanation – many drivers retain some sort of old rag with which to wipe their dipstick after they’ve been working under the hood.

Quite possibly, although I think there may be a very innocent explanation – many drivers retain some sort of old rag with which to wipe their dipstick after they’ve been working under the hood.
Fnaarrr fnarrr:hihi:

What colour exactly where these polyester Y fronts?

A sort of yellowy colour? Did you manage to catch a glimpse of the skidmark? Theyre like fingerprints you know and Ive,,,
People have often been arrested and imprisoned on skidmark evidence.
Aparrantly

(Im only guessing they were polyester by the way.)

Maybe the driver is just really, really frugal... You know how some people pick up aluminium cans off the sides of roads? No sense in letting a perfectly good pair of Y-fronts go to waste, is there? A good wash and they're ready to go!

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Pantman
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Pantman
Pantman Pantman
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Pantman

Did anyone see a silhouette of a pair of Y-fronts? :hihi:

oh Cripes couldn't have been my Farther-in-law the 'Barnsley Bus Flasher' :hihi: I've been gaging to Find him doing it again to get him locked up :hihi:

what?? haha!

DID the pants have any Skids in 'em :hihi:

Maybe John Major has been in the area drumming up support for the tories.

What colour exactly where these polyester Y fronts?

A sort of yellowy colour? Did you manage to catch a glimpse of the skidmark? Theyre like fingerprints you know and Ive,,,
People have often been arrested and imprisoned on skidmark evidence.
Aparrantly

(Im only guessing they were polyester by the way.)

Oh that explains your absence, you were imprisoned because of the evidence provided by your pants!!

You must be in the coolest gang in the world:hihi::hihi:

coldest i think you mean no knicks is very drafty lol

i know who this man is...........his name is wayne

wayne carr

coldest i think you mean no knicks is very drafty lol

Can't see how those next-to-nothing bits of stuff women wear these days make the slightest difference to temperatures in the nether regions :hihi:

Can't see how those next-to-nothing bits of stuff women wear these days make the slightest difference to temperatures in the nether regions :hihi:

Do you make a habit of looking at womens knickers?:D

Do you make a habit of looking at womens knickers?:D

When my teenage granddaughter stays they're festooned over the bathroom radiator - can't really manage in there with my eyes shut :P