What's the most amusing or apt piece of literature you've read on a dressingroom wall.
My all time favourite must be "NO TURN LEFT UNSTONED".

My old band had the pleasure of playing a very big venue in london once. As many musicians know, backstage facilites are usually very poor. I remember reading " I came, I saw, I pis sed in the sink!!" Classic!!
Another I remember was written on the ceiling "If you can read this you have drunk too much!!"

Great Thread

Red

''if ever the Germans decide to invade us again, I want to be playing here that night cos they'd never get passed that f ing doorman''