If you had 1 punch to knock out a famous person/celebrity,who would it be,and why?

Bono. Simply because the man's a knob.

Lenny Henry, he murders comedy every time he opens his loud mouth.

Gary Glitter

Because i would be doing it for the kids :)

That Dale Winton fool - he is just so awful

Justin Timberlake. Because he's a ****.

Ainsley Harriott, because of the way he lives his life vicariously through the cast of the Carry On films.

antony cotton .......................

Too many people for just one punch, unless I could set them up like some sort of Domino Rally lol

antony cotton .......................

I didnt know who he was so I googled him. Can I hit him after you, that is if you can actually stop once your started.

I don't believe in hitting women, so if any of you ladies would like to punch charley from Big Brother that'd be good!

are we allowed to kick?

Justin Timberlake. Because he's a ****.

Noooooooo!:(

Jay Kay .for crap singing, wearing stoopid hats and owning too many cars!

Noooooooo!:(yes yes yes yes yes :P

Abraham Lincoln

Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger ;)

Bono. Simply because the man's a knob.

Form an orderly queue!!

Can i cheat and put Axl Rose behind Bono, so that when his head snaps back it hits Axl's nose?

Form an orderly queue!!

Can i cheat and put Axl Rose behind Bono, so that when his head snaps back it hits Axl's nose?

Sorry, I got in there first, and there wouldn't be much left for you I'm afraid. You just make sure you give Axl a firm right hook.

makeBONOhistory

Pete Doherty for being a junkie and completely talent less waste of space. I am really ashamed to be breathing the same air as that individual. At least Kate Moss has finally seen the light, what took her so long to dump this useless specimen

yes yes yes yes yes :P

Still Nooooooooo!:(

I'm happy with every choice on here so far. Apart from Abraham Lincoln. Smashing beard.

Does it have to be a punch? I'm not good at punching..I could slap Jade Goody silly..:)

Does it have to be a punch? I'm not good at punching..I could slap Jade Goody silly..:)

Tricky that one....she's already daft as a bus full of Hippopotami - maybe you could slap some sense into her instead......

Sorry, I got in there first, and there wouldn't be much left for you I'm afraid. You just make sure you give Axl a firm right hook.

makeBONOhistory

In which case it would have to be Sting. Of course the punch would be in a Tantric stylee so that the pompous bellend would suffer the effects for hours. :D

Actually, I could probably have a go...with a few practise swings 1st for good measure

Michael Barrymore ~ he's got away with too much for too long

Andi McDowell, for being the smuggest most useless waste of skin around.

Giles Brandreth ....Or wotever his name is ....:loopy:

Everytime I see that man he makes me wanna punch myself so I don't have to look at him or hear him ........BLEURGH :gag:


He is SOOOOOO wrong !

Giles Brandreth (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40921000/jpg/_40921268_brandreth203.jpg)

I would suggest Minesadouble doesn't look at this post though :hihi:

Mine would probably be Bono or Jeffry Archer for very different reasons.

Michael Barrymore ~ he's got away with too much for too long


Never could stick this smug ****!!:mad:

I would like to stick my fist in Chris de Burgh's mouth to stop him ever singing again!!

Oh,and if any ladies could do the same to Celine Dion,for the same reason,that would be great!
Thanks.

Johnathon Ross without a doubt !!! :rant:

Add the Chuckle Brothers! Rotherham's finest export? I think not! :gag:

These 2 just aren't funny IMO.

Or Bernie Clifton,the bloke who rides on the chicken,or whatever,Chesterfield's finest export!! :hihi:

Having just turned on - and then off - Radio 5, I'd have to say that Richard Bacon could do with a slap or two.

Mark Lamarr, a total ****

Oooo, whats that guys name who does the horsey thing? He was on celeb bb, horrible vile creature he is, cant remember his name though

john mc crirrick- he makes me cringe every time i hear him or see him :gag:

ive just realised antony cotton may enjoy a good fisting so take him off my hit list

Already did it Bob 'Spit the dog' Carolgees. (the drunken perv that he was on this particular occasion)

Already did it Bob 'Spit the dog' Carolgees. (the drunken perv that he was on this particular occasion)
spill .....................................

Bono. Simply because the man's a knob.

You beat me to it!

So, because Bono has already hit the deck I will have to say Pete Doherty :gag:

Brendan Cole - what an utter tw*t.

spill .....................................

Hmmm, twas a fine summers evening in a hostelry off Russell Square Tube. I had been working hard all day and popped in for a few drinks with friends prior to an evening of clubbing up west (well it was the 80's)

Said person was p**sed as a newt and approached me staggering as he went and announced who he was, in a slurred and presumptuous manner, (as if anyone cared) with a packet of Marlborough in one hand and a scotch in the other.

He put down the drink, pulled a fiver from his pocket, autographed it and tried to stuff it down my ample cleavage, following up with "now let me see those lovely thrup'ny bits" (well you know what I mean) I couldn't believe his arrogance so I decked him one right on the nose. As he was drunk he fell backwards and I left him there, flat out, drunk looking like a prat.

All true and yes I did feel a quiet satisfaction afterwards. :hihi::hihi:

Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr, for being insufferably smug and intensely irritating.

Eamon Holmes..... for being insufferably smug and intensely irritating.

without a doubt it would be christiano ronaldo...for being insufferably smug, intensely irritating, and a cheating drippy tossbag of the highest order. The punch would be a full-on smack right on the chin...then i would take one of his slip-on leather loafers off and beat him round the head with it. Until he cries like a small child.

Eamon Holmes..... for being insufferably smug and intensely irritating.

And very overweight.!!! :gag:

Graham Norton.

oooooh, decisions, Eoghan quinn no dianne vickers. Actually no, Ronan Keating. No it has to be john barrowman. strange as it may sound by i have to turn their cd covers over if i see them on a shelf and there face is on the front!

Richard "Self-righteous twit" Madeley. The most punchable face on the planet.

I also believe that there may well be a typo in there somewhere.

Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr, for being insufferably smug and intensely irritating.



oooh i agree with Ricky Gervais, How irritatingly unfunny can the supposed funniest man alive be, he makes me cringe! i want to throw things at the tv when he comes on!

Simon Cowell

I didnt know who he was so I googled him. Can I hit him after you, that is if you can actually stop once your started.


can i have thirds??

Never mind famous people..I would like to punch my neighbours!! All week they are home while I'm out working my butt off!!...I was hoping to have a bit of peace and quiet this weekend but yesterday evening two blokes turned up with noisy dust making machinery, were there until 9pm and arrived again this morning at 7.45am!! I can hardly hear myself think and I am indoors with all the windows closed (dust rising!) :mad::rant::(:rant::(:rant: :help:

I put my headphones on, or turn the music up - just enough to drown out the sound, or do the hoovering - the last resort:hihi:

or if you know their routine go to the pub for a couple of hours:thumbsup:

I would get much more satisfaction by punching them all!! (why does SF not have any violent smilies??) :rant:

I have taken them off my Christmas Card List...now they'll be sorry!! :hihi::hihi:

good idea and go out and soap their windows;)

good idea and go out and soap their windows;)

With all this dust I would be doing them a favour!

I am liking this thread * Punch! Pow! Punch!* Take that you inconsiderate neighbours!! :D

If appearing on SF constitutes fame, then it would have to be Sal's neighbours.....

If appearing on SF constitutes fame, then it would have to be Sal's neighbours.....


Quite right...POW...take that right in the whiskers!! :rant: :hihi::hihi:

Jeremy Clarkson without a doubt, opinionated jackass

Michael Winner :gag:

the guy from the safe style uk window ads. a say u buy one u get one free. does my head in

Angela Rippon - she makes me cringe!

Angela Rippon - she makes me cringe!

No NO NO NO NO.