Do you have any? If you do, for Gods sake don't tell anyone on this forum but I was just wondering....for instance if you went into politics or something, is there anything some slimy reporter could dig up that would scupper your chances and make your life a misery?

Absolutely Lickszz loads but shhhhh:blush:

Originally posted by Lindseyw
Absolutely Lickszz loads but shhhhh:blush:

lol, and they're all your fault? are you sure your not been a little hard on yourself?

Hard on myself ? Hell no - I just enjoy myself !!!!!!

:lol: i bet you do too as i live in a haunted house i have loads

Originally posted by Lindseyw
Hard on myself ? Hell no - I just enjoy myself !!!!!!

And so you should. That is why we are here. 8)

8) careful she copies everything lol

Jon.......you are very quickly begining to wind me up, you really should go home - your village is clearly missing it's idiot.

Originally posted by Lindseyw
Jon.......you are very quickly begining to wind me up, you really should go home - your village is clearly missing it's idiot.

Did I miss something?

Originally posted by t020
Did I miss something?

nothing worth knowing about no.

Basically Jon was being vulgar in the sheffield chat room and i saved the transcript from it - and he doesn't like it

send it to his ISP

Sell it to the highest bidder:D

So Jon DOES have skeletons eh??? And we all know about em now. Jon you mucky pup! ;)

He,s gone quiet, must be summat bad.
Share it with us Lynseyw, i could do with a laugh.:blush:

8) i asked her if i could spank her bottom :o sowwie 8) lol (not) yeah add it i don't care :roll: :help:

Originally posted by Jon
8) i asked her if i could spank her bottom :o sowwie 8) lol (not) yeah add it i don't care :roll: :help:
You saucy devil Jon!

Is that all....I thought you threatened to, well a lot worse than that....Thats nowt to get upset about, unless you did it.
I take it she said no.

8) Can we get back to the Question now Do you have any skeletons in your cupboard?:lol:

Nope.... don't think so anyway!

Originally posted by DaBouncer
Nope.... don't think so anyway! :roll: ya huh

Im sure smashing up that guys jeep would haunt u bouncer.

Maybe.... lucky for him it was just his jeep eh!

L0L, yeh id say so

I think there was a little more to it than that don't you ?? Grow up Jon. I really do not have time to play games with a 15 yr old wannabe.

Everytime I have been to the chatroom there has been no one in.

Skeletons - nothing serious, maybe a few white lies.

Come to think of it what do you class as a skeleton?

Murder?
Theft?
Deciept?

or

Pretending you have something on when someone asks if you wanna go out, just coz they are a boring sod?

Getting change for a twenty when you only gave a tenner and not saying anything?
This happened to me once - and I just walked away from the bar with a smile - Bless me father for I have sinned.

any thoughts?

I definitely have skeletons in my closet - wouldn't have had much of a life if I didn't.:lol:
But if I say what they are, they'll no longer be in the closet, will they?
And really I think the closet's the best place for them...even if it is getting a bit full.:P

Originally posted by mikey
Come to think of it what do you class as a skeleton?

Murder?
Theft?
Deciept?

or

Pretending you have something on when someone asks if you wanna go out, just coz they are a boring sod?

Getting change for a twenty when you only gave a tenner and not saying anything?
This happened to me once - and I just walked away from the bar with a smile - Bless me father for I have sinned.

any thoughts?

Well, like I said anything that some reporter could dig up and use against you and make your life hell. So Murder, Theft and Deciept would all count IMO.

Originally posted by Lindseyw
I think there was a little more to it than that don't you ?? Grow up Jon. I really do not have time to play games with a 15 yr old wannabe. Jon aint 15 Linds

Sounds as though he's been a bit "economical with the truth though" :D

Plenty of skeletons in my cupboard 8)

Originally posted by Lindseyw
I think there was a little more to it than that don't you ?? Grow up Jon. I really do not have time to play games with a 15 yr old wannabe. Think ya showing your self up now Lindseyw :?

For the benefit of newer members, I thought I'd bump this back up and offer you the chance to participate in the poll. :)

A few but none that I'd like to divulge at the moment, man of mystery that's me!!
I did know a student doctor for a while and she quite literally had a skeleton in her wardrobe, it cost her £70 and was for her studies of anatomy. Unfortunately it wasn't all wired together so was in about six sections, quite creepy though to open a box and see a skull sitting inside a ribcage with the arms and legs laid alongside.

Only a few but they have been there that long now they have probably turned to dust by now. :gag: :hihi: :hihi:

Oh yes. And that's why I refuse to become a superstar :D

As Winson Chuchill is quoted as saying...

What they are they are saying about me is a load of lies -- but the worse thing about it is that most of them are true. :D

It's not a skeleton yet, but in about a year it will be.

The flies are very anoying though.

All i'm going to say is that I'm innocent until proven guilty! :) :)

It often depends on the "climate" of the opinions of the general public, as to what is considered a "Skeleton".

For example, not so many years ago, being homosexual would be seen as something to be ashamed of (and if not to be ashamed of at least not the sort of thing that you would want widely known if you were standing for election)

Anyway, myself, I don't think anyone could say anything about me that in my opinion would mean I wasn't fit to stand for public office, but what public opinion is and what my opinion is wouldn't necessarily match.

I have one skeleton in the "closet" and he is staying there :thumbsup:

hey, even my SKELETONS have skeletons, in their own sort-of mini-closet....

and those ones have 'em too!

:thumbsup:

ive got loads- and half of the time ive been to blame---im not proud of some of them, but having said that im not going to make any "bones" about them on here!!
yeah ive got a very oversized closet full!!!

Loads and loads and loads and loads and loads. :suspect:

Originally posted by sugarnspice
Loads and loads and loads and loads and loads. :suspect:
don't think there's anyone on the planet without a bag of bones in their closet!

Just spent half an hour looking, could'nt even find a bone :clap:

Originally posted by Lickszz
Do you have any? If you do, for Gods sake don't tell anyone on this forum but I was just wondering....for instance if you went into politics or something, is there anything some slimy reporter could dig up that would scupper your chances and make your life a misery?


quiet a few tbh!!!:suspect: :suspect:

I ran out of space in the cupboards several years ago so started storing them in the cellar. Then moved them to the attic, and now I'm piling them up in the garden shed.

Skeletons - blimey! Let he who is without sin get a life.

Dragon

Indeed Dragon, I am the same. I have this way of attracting trouble so bones a plenty! :suspect:

Knew you had loads of skeletons sugarnspice. The trick is to set the lads free before they starve to death. I am sure they would not report you to the police for what you have been doing.

Dragon

Originally posted by Lickszz
Well, like I said anything that some reporter could dig up and use against you and make your life hell. So Murder, Theft and Deciept would all count IMO.

I don't have any of the above but I do have quite a few "incidents" that I would like kept quite.

If I entered Public life these would be more embaressing than career destroying.:blush:

Originally posted by Dragon
Knew you had loads of skeletons sugarnspice. The trick is to set the lads free before they starve to death. I am sure they would not report you to the police for what you have been doing.

Dragon

I knew I was doing something wrong! :thumbsup:

sugarnspice - you want to get that coal chute pointed cos they've been digging away at the mortar with their fingernails. And try gagging them so they don't scream too much - especially when you get a scream followed by the cracking of a whip. Very distracting.

Anyhow - where did the term come from - skeletons in the cupboard? And what did we use before that? Was it something boring like - any dark hidden secrets?

Just to add a touch of spice to the topic.

Dragon

Skeletons in the closet.
Comes from the fairy tale of Blue Beard and his closet. He gave all the keys of the house to his wife when he left on business, forbidding her access to only one room, a closet at the end of a long corridor. She opened it, of course, and there she found the dead bodies of his previous wives.:suspect:
And to answer the question : not yet but this does give me an idea what to do with my ex :D