What would your's be? :hihi:

I'd make 'POETSday' compulsory, ban flat boots (with turned up toes) worn with short skirts, and abolish 'No Dogs' signs.

What Would you do? :confused:

Set all dogs free from their slave like existance in human homes! :D :D

Originally posted by Snook
Set all dogs free from their slave like existance in human homes! :D :D
My dog's a Beagle. He has his own plans for world domination :D . Do you read Dilbert? Dogbert is a beagle. Nuff said :suspect:

Lower fridges, with no doors; Free 'Frolics' to all dogs; Choclolate cake for dinner every night :D

Brude

id make all countries equal in terms of quality and resources. and too many other things to list at this time of night ..

I'd ban stupid people from being allowed to interact with normal beings.

I'd make it punishable by death to drive like a complete moron.

I'd get American TV to be less stupid, (OTT statements that aren't true, daft effects for no reason etc...)

I'd get people to understand that cheapest isn't always best, it's the quality that counts.

Politicians should tell the truth!

There should be a re-distribution of wealth in the world.

People who do nothing shouldn't get anything.

There should be some relaxation on censorship and what we are told we can and can't do. (No nanny state).

The national lottery should be banned, or at least made fair.

I could go on for days.....

Originally posted by Lurch
I could go on for days.....
See you back here tomorrow for the second installment then? :D

Lol ... Ill write some more tomorrow aswell ... Its too late and i might get off to bed now .. 00:06 ... *moans* and work in mornin.

Originally posted by Strix
See you back here tomorrow for the second installment then? :D
I'm away for a couple of days from tomorrow. Probably best, let things cool down a little while I'm away!

Is anybody else plotting their revenge whilst pretending to be working? :heyhey: ;)

Originally posted by Snook
Set all dogs free from their slave like existance in human homes! :D :D

I'd abolish dogs altogether, except as a tasty snack if your culture likes that kind of thing, same with cats.

stricter driving quality controls.
Stricter pedestrain quality controls
stricter bicycle rider quality controls
(in order to eliminate the 'i own the road' mentality in all three parties.)

Promote reading in areas where chav speak (esp. esturian english) is prominent, in order to eliminate primitive grunts as a form of communication.

I would also stop ITV, Channel4 and Fox from ever making news programs again. They are sensationalist 'jump on the 'thought of the majority' bandwagon' idiots, who only care about the number of viewers watching, not whether those viewers are informed of the news.

I would also make one 'nice' story mandatory in every news show.

This is just the start, Lynda Barker watch your back.

I'd ban morris dancing. I'd ban the teaching of Shakespeare in schools and replace it with Fawlty Towers. I'd abolish tax on Stella Artois and I'd make falling down our national sprt.

Originally posted by _Fate_
id make all countries equal in terms of quality and resources. and too many other things to list at this time of night ..

world leader, not God, you can't change facts.

repeal a stupid law everyday.

get rid of the death sentence. Make 'em work in the salt mines or something.

invent new laws based on my own ideas of morality.

No more fast food, exercise for everybody. No medical care for non-healthy self inflicted things.

IQ tests for people in any position of power, not too stupid, not too bright.

Cancel world debt, use combined armed forces to wipe out anyone who refuses to stop stupid civil wars (which means any) and/or human rights abuses.

Accelerate genetic food enhancements to feed the 3rd world.
Accelerate space exploration to provide cheap source of materials (asteroid belt).
Minimise spend on military forces - just enough to crush anyone who rebels.

I'd introduce a "F%$K It Day"!

This would allow everyone (once a year) to wake up, think "F%$K It" and go back to sleep, with no loss of earnings.

Only 1 per year though ;)

er we have one of them on the first day of the year!

Originally posted by Cyclone
No medical care for non-healthy self inflicted things.


Though I smoke myself, I have been running this idea by friends for a year or two now...

Originally posted by AndrewC
er we have one of them on the first day of the year!


Nah.

That's a Bank Holiday.


I mean one day, anyday of the year...

We all have the need.....

Ban smoking

Ban Drinking

Ban fictional TV

Stronger sentencing for drug dealers, and every one caught using has to confess there dealer or they do not get there get out of jail free card.

Bring in a law that would reduce the population of the planet ,

one child per couple, in one generation the world population would be halved.

5 generations all problems solved .

what's the problem with fictional tv?

Originally posted by Cyclone
what's the problem with fictional tv?

Fills peoples minds with rubbish, to the point of stupidity riegning over true life, also theres lots of brain washing in fictional tv and all natural reactions to any situations that may happen in life have already been taught subliminaly to the point that people will sit back and accept there fate.

I love my tv but I think it is the cause of people shutting there doors to the outside world and accepting a stagnating mind.

TV is just a weapon of mass distraction, not sure what we are being distracted from though, but while we are glad to sit back and watch TV we are not a problem.

some superb comedies are fictional. As are some dramas.

And BBCs If...programs are fictional too but they open up debate on plausable issues of the future.

All comedies are fictional arn't they ?

Ban reality TV, it's all dire.

Death sentences for people who drive in the middle lane and\or don't use mirrors.

Make the days 4 hours longer and have 8 days in every week.

Originally posted by Lurch
Ban reality TV, it's all dire.

Death sentences for people who drive in the middle lane and\or don't use mirrors.

Make the days 4 hours longer and have 8 days in every week.
Do years get longer in your scheme? Does that make us all younger?

Middle lane driver death penalty :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Strix
Do years get longer in your scheme? Does that make us all younger?
Why not, if that's what you want then we'll make a year 472 days.

Originally posted by Lurch
Why not, if that's what you want then we'll make a year 472 days.
Is that what 52 x 8 is? (No?) Where did you get that figure from?:huh:

Originally posted by nick2
All comedies are fictional arn't they ?

Peter Kay hardly tells a single joke.

Some of the best comedy is a reflection of the absurdity of reality.

After all, truth is often stranger than fiction.

World Domination?

Originally posted by venger
Peter Kay hardly tells a single joke.


Well, not his own jokes anyway. Boom boom.

Originally posted by Strix
Is that what 52 x 8 is? (No?) Where did you get that figure from?:huh:
You also get an extra 7 weeks every year, makes Christmas further apart.

Originally posted by Lurch
You also get an extra 7 weeks every year, makes Christmas further apart. Seven of your 8-day weeks or normal ones?

Aside from curing the world of all known diseases, ending warfare and placing a metaphorical soothing balm upon all conceivable human suffering [for I am such a good man, at heart], I would definately do the following.

When I come to power, I intend to stage Public Punishment Events for certain criminal elements [such as the "scrotes", as they are known in common parlance, who burgled my parents' home]. This will prove to be immensely popular with right-thinking, Telegraph- reading, "beautiful people" everywhere.

Criminals- cut-purses, ne'er-do-wells, scrotes, pimps, fiddlers, druggies and hobbledehoys, will be publicly forced to share baths with electric eels, fed cement through nasal dripfeeds, vasectomised with nail clippers, pelted with eggs, pushed into cowpats, set upon by Advocaat- crazed "Nannans" [as Grandmothers are sometimes known in Sheffield], and generally ridiculed, mocked and humiliated. I am against the Death Penalty, however, because I don't like violence.

In Elizabethan times, a fishmonger convicted of selling rotten fish would be publicly humiliated , and dragged through the street , tied to a horsedrawn cart. When power is in my feverish grasp, I shall also target poor quality "musical entertainers" for public torment. Will Young, Sir Cliff Richard and Robbie Williams spring to mind. Perhaps they shall be forced to swim with dangerously aggressive Leopard Seals. Or, in the special case of Sir Cliff Richard, be forced to listen to his entire recorded output at full volume, for a month.

I am sure that people will agree with me, that these are progressive solutions to pressing problems .

Originally posted by jonsastar
Fills peoples minds with rubbish, to the point of stupidity riegning over true life, also theres lots of brain washing in fictional tv and all natural reactions to any situations that may happen in life have already been taught subliminaly to the point that people will sit back and accept there fate.

Would you ban fictional books too then?

Originally posted by pussycat
Would you ban fictional books too then?

Of course not , they serve a purpose, almost everyones first books are fictional.

And the first step towards reading non fiction.

And what would the old grannies do with out a good book.

Video games would definately go straight back in to hell where they belong though.:hihi:

Originally posted by timo
Aside from curing the world of all known diseases, ending warfare and placing a metaphorical soothing balm upon all conceivable human suffering [for I am such a good man, at heart], I would definately do the following.

When I come to power, I intend to stage Public Punishment Events for certain criminal elements [such as the "scrotes", as they are known in common parlance, who burgled my parents' home]. This will prove to be immensely popular with right-thinking, Telegraph- reading, "beautiful people" everywhere.

Criminals- cut-purses, ne'er-do-wells, scrotes, pimps, fiddlers, druggies and hobbledehoys, will be publicly forced to share baths with electric eels, fed cement through nasal dripfeeds, vasectomised with nail clippers, pelted with eggs, pushed into cowpats, set upon by Advocaat- crazed "Nannans" [as Grandmothers are sometimes known in Sheffield], and generally ridiculed, mocked and humiliated. I am against the Death Penalty, however, because I don't like violence.


I am sure that people will agree with me, that these are progressive solutions to pressing problems .

So after you have healed the world withyour super metaphorical soothing balm, a hem, you will then reek a terrible and painfull vengence on people you dont like, excellent, I love the reasoning.

Nice one, pain to the scrotes, sounds more painfull than I want to imagine.

:thumbsup:

Jonsastar,
Glad you like it. Your name has been removed from the blacklist.

Originally posted by Strix
Seven of your 8-day weeks or normal ones?
Hang on <tippety tap> that's 7 new improved Stuarts weeks!

*I'd ban cars and make everyone ride motorcycles instead.
*I'd revamp the justice system - you'd get three 'strikes' and then you're put up against the wall and shot! (Maybe not for parking or speeding tickets though:D)
*I'd ban celebrities, anyone caught in Hello magazine would be shot on sight.
*I'd enslave my boss and inlaws.;)
*Also, it would be compulsory for all men to wear leather thongs and nothing else. (I'd probably stretch to fake fur thongs in the winter and snow booties if the budget could afford it!) :D