new wife wanted in exchange for old one as it has started to nag alot:help:

I don't think it's as simple as that anymore. Haven't they got to be properly re-cycled?

she would scare the rats away from the recycle dump

you can have mine, but the kids would have to go as well..lol

already got 2 kids dont want anymore just want a new wife that dont moan constantley, but thanks for the offer

take her to the brothel bank, they are happy to exchange but im unsure of the cost

if i got one that dont speak english that would be sound

i've got a mother in law to swap

Would you like our Parrot?

If you just watch Cricket and Football all of the time forget it ....If you actually Help around the house ....How's a bout a SWAP ?:D

maybe this weekend we could do a saturday swap shop with wives?

maybe this weekend we could do a saturday swap shop with wives?
Tried that with my ex wife, all they offered me was a playstation 1 :hihi:

well il give black and white gameboy pal

If you fancy a bit of experimentation I'll swap her for my fella, he's almost housetrained and always gets the beers in. He's just a pain in the neck for most of the time.

its now saturday night and she is still nagging, HELP! saturday swap shop sounds good though, we'll be like swingers lol

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Don't know about him swapping me, I'd get rid of him any time and for free.

Don't know about him swapping me, I'd get rid of him any time and for free.

Has he had an M.O.T. ? :)

Has he had an M.O.T. ? :)
Is he Insured?? :hihi:

Is he Insured?? :hihi:

Can I have a look under his bonnet ? :)

Can I have a look under his bonnet ? :)

I'd quite like to see his service history!

I'd quite like to see his service history!

The thread does state " New Wife Wanted" but what the heck if someone wants to give up her hubby, why not give him a test drive ? :cool:

The thread does state " New Wife Wanted" but what the heck if someone wants to give up her hubby, why not give him a test drive ? :cool:

Quite right.....do you think he's had his clock turned back??

Quite right.....do you think he's had his clock turned back??

Shall we look at his dip stick ? :suspect:

Shall we look at his dip stick ? :suspect:

I think we should..................WOW!!:hihi::hihi:

I think we should..................WOW!!:hihi::hihi:

He may want topping up with oil .:cool:

He may want topping up with oil .:cool:
better take a look at his fan belt too

better take a look at his fan belt too

Yes, his engine may want re-charging do you think ? :)

Yes, his engine may want re-charging do you think ? :)

Sounds good to me...but mind he doesn't blow a gasket...that's always a big job........

Just had my husband serviced, and he is now fuel efficient and well trained but boy can you still feel the bumps :wink:
would swap for a newer model in part ex.

Just had my husband serviced, and he is now fuel efficient and well trained but boy can you still feel the bumps :wink:
would swap for a newer model in part ex.

Is he an old banger then ? :(

No, but been round the clock a couple of times. :)

No, but been round the clock a couple of times. :)

Doesnt need"running in" then ? :cool:

Doesnt need"running in" then ? :cool:

What's his body work like?:)

Does he need a respray ? :)

are his emmissions satisfactory??

Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool:

are his emmissions satisfactory??

No comment

Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool:

Maybe we should all " Proceed With Caution" ? :)

Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!! could be putting him on Cinder's 'What was the next thing you'll have bought' thread!:hihi::hihi:

Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least!

Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least!

So you dont back fire then ? :)

Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least!

It's nice to keep these threads ticking over!:hihi::hihi:

It's nice to keep these threads ticking over!:hihi::hihi:

How many miles have we got left on the clock ? :)

So you dont back fire then ? :)

My engine's smooth as silk Pat; haven't I offered you a test drive already? It may be old, but it's scarcely high mileage, is it?

My engine's smooth as silk Pat; haven't I offered you a test drive already? It may be old, but it's scarcely high mileage, is it?

I do not know about your "former owners" though do I ? Have you a log book ?

I do not know about your "former owners" though do I ? Have you a log book ?

You could check it out before the test drive.

Oh, and I'll need to see your licence; it's a powerful motor, not any Tom Dick or Harry can get behind my wheel, can they?

You could check it out before the test drive.

Oh, and I'll need to see your licence; it's a powerful motor, not any Tom Dick or Harry can get behind my wheel, can they?

I do like plenty of thrust though dont I ? :cool:

I do like plenty of thrust though dont I ? :cool:

But how much driving experience do you have?

But how much driving experience do you have?

A good long clean license dont I ? Ready to give me a test drive then ? I may get up to very high speeds though .:)

Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ?
I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ?

Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ?
I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ?

I insist on Dick dont I ? :cool:

A good long clean license dont I ? Ready to give me a test drive then ? I may get up to very high speeds though .:)

Do you have a garage I can use overnight?

Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ?
I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ?

Harry and Muriel; it has a certain ring to it, don't you think?

Do you have a garage I can use overnight?

Park at your peril wont you ? ;)

Park at your peril wont you ? ;)

Am I going to need you to guide me in?

You are on the wrong thread you two !:cool:

You are on the wrong thread you two !:cool:

Not sure that you're really looking for a new wife either.... :D

Am I going to need you to guide me in?

I can if you want me to. Dont go too far towards the back wall though will you ? :o

Not sure that you're really looking for a new wife either.... :D

Well you threw me off Guard !:(
I thought I was on the question thread (pfffft) and that's True :hihi:

I can if you want me to. Dont go too far towards the back wall though will you ? :o

It's a big motor. I know it'll be a tight squeeze.


(Hope I haven't 'driven' Salome away)

Well you threw me off Guard !:(
I thought I was on the question thread (pfffft) and that's True :hihi:

Its very much like the question thread isnt it love ? :D

It's a big motor. I know it'll be a tight squeeze.


(Hope I haven't 'driven' Salome away)

I can easily accomodate it.!!! (no shes thinking what to say next):cool:

It is - You bounders !!!!!

Big Motor :o Tight Squeeze :o- I was gonna bed then - But I might hang around to read more of this thread ;)

I can easily accomodate it.!!! (no shes thinking what to say next):cool:

I'm coming now then. I can probably sort your computer while we're at it.

It is - You bounders !!!!!

Big Motor :o Tight Squeeze :o- I was gonna bed then - But I might hang around to read more of this thread ;)

We are only servicing our motors arent we ? :)

I'm coming now then. I can probably sort your computer while we're at it.

Coming now then ? as quick as that ? :o

Coming now then ? as quick as that ? :o

No point in wasting time, is there?

No point in wasting time, is there?

What about your brakes ? Have you worn them down ? :cool:

New discs pads and shoes for the MOT. So I can stop when I need to, can't I?

New discs pads and shoes for the MOT. So I can stop when I need to, can't I?

Well no, not if you put your foot down too hard. !! :cool:

Well no, not if you put your foot down too hard. !! :cool:

Would that be necessary?

Would that be necessary?

Well yes, I do like a runaway car dont I ? :cool:

Well yes, I do like a runaway car dont I ? :cool:

Would I want to runaway then?

Would I want to runaway then?

No, I suppose you are better off in the garage arent you ? Nobody can pinch you then can they ? :)

new wife wanted in exchange for old one as it has started to nag alot:help:

lmao, well i think like you can your old car exchange for a better model or upgrade us blokes should be able to do the same:hihi::hihi: