4_can
20-09-2007, 08:41 PM
new wife wanted in exchange for old one as it has started to nag alot:help:
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View Full Version : New wife wanted 4_can 20-09-2007, 08:41 PM new wife wanted in exchange for old one as it has started to nag alot:help: gabby 20-09-2007, 08:43 PM I don't think it's as simple as that anymore. Haven't they got to be properly re-cycled? 4_can 20-09-2007, 08:44 PM she would scare the rats away from the recycle dump dagger 20-09-2007, 08:52 PM you can have mine, but the kids would have to go as well..lol 4_can 20-09-2007, 08:55 PM already got 2 kids dont want anymore just want a new wife that dont moan constantley, but thanks for the offer tom3t0 20-09-2007, 08:56 PM take her to the brothel bank, they are happy to exchange but im unsure of the cost 4_can 20-09-2007, 08:57 PM if i got one that dont speak english that would be sound mr-right 20-09-2007, 09:23 PM i've got a mother in law to swap Gangan 21-09-2007, 12:14 AM Would you like our Parrot? Minesadouble 21-09-2007, 12:29 AM If you just watch Cricket and Football all of the time forget it ....If you actually Help around the house ....How's a bout a SWAP ?:D lowdham lad 21-09-2007, 12:41 AM maybe this weekend we could do a saturday swap shop with wives? Ghostrider 21-09-2007, 01:09 AM maybe this weekend we could do a saturday swap shop with wives? Tried that with my ex wife, all they offered me was a playstation 1 :hihi: shaggydog333 22-09-2007, 05:16 PM well il give black and white gameboy pal mojo1 22-09-2007, 05:23 PM If you fancy a bit of experimentation I'll swap her for my fella, he's almost housetrained and always gets the beers in. He's just a pain in the neck for most of the time. 4_can 23-09-2007, 01:21 AM its now saturday night and she is still nagging, HELP! saturday swap shop sounds good though, we'll be like swingers lol Electrician 24-09-2007, 07:39 AM .......... claire267 05-10-2007, 09:33 PM Don't know about him swapping me, I'd get rid of him any time and for free. pattricia 05-10-2007, 09:42 PM Don't know about him swapping me, I'd get rid of him any time and for free. Has he had an M.O.T. ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 10:01 PM Has he had an M.O.T. ? :) Is he Insured?? :hihi: pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:04 PM Is he Insured?? :hihi: Can I have a look under his bonnet ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 10:33 PM Can I have a look under his bonnet ? :) I'd quite like to see his service history! pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:36 PM I'd quite like to see his service history! The thread does state " New Wife Wanted" but what the heck if someone wants to give up her hubby, why not give him a test drive ? :cool: Salome 05-10-2007, 10:43 PM The thread does state " New Wife Wanted" but what the heck if someone wants to give up her hubby, why not give him a test drive ? :cool: Quite right.....do you think he's had his clock turned back?? pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:44 PM Quite right.....do you think he's had his clock turned back?? Shall we look at his dip stick ? :suspect: Salome 05-10-2007, 10:46 PM Shall we look at his dip stick ? :suspect: I think we should..................WOW!!:hihi::hihi: pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:47 PM I think we should..................WOW!!:hihi::hihi: He may want topping up with oil .:cool: Salome 05-10-2007, 10:49 PM He may want topping up with oil .:cool: better take a look at his fan belt too pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:51 PM better take a look at his fan belt too Yes, his engine may want re-charging do you think ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 10:52 PM Yes, his engine may want re-charging do you think ? :) Sounds good to me...but mind he doesn't blow a gasket...that's always a big job........ fishvixuk 05-10-2007, 10:55 PM Just had my husband serviced, and he is now fuel efficient and well trained but boy can you still feel the bumps :wink: would swap for a newer model in part ex. pattricia 05-10-2007, 10:57 PM Just had my husband serviced, and he is now fuel efficient and well trained but boy can you still feel the bumps :wink: would swap for a newer model in part ex. Is he an old banger then ? :( fishvixuk 05-10-2007, 11:01 PM No, but been round the clock a couple of times. :) pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:04 PM No, but been round the clock a couple of times. :) Doesnt need"running in" then ? :cool: Salome 05-10-2007, 11:05 PM Doesnt need"running in" then ? :cool: What's his body work like?:) pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:06 PM Does he need a respray ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 11:08 PM are his emmissions satisfactory?? fishvixuk 05-10-2007, 11:10 PM Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool: fishvixuk 05-10-2007, 11:11 PM are his emmissions satisfactory?? No comment pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:13 PM Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool: Maybe we should all " Proceed With Caution" ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 11:14 PM Body work in excellent condition, just needs a jump start every once in a while. :cool: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!! could be putting him on Cinder's 'What was the next thing you'll have bought' thread!:hihi::hihi: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:17 PM Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least! pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:19 PM Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least! So you dont back fire then ? :) Salome 05-10-2007, 11:19 PM Nice to see we're back on the old 'motoring' thread again, isn't it? I do have a recent MOT at least! It's nice to keep these threads ticking over!:hihi::hihi: pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:19 PM It's nice to keep these threads ticking over!:hihi::hihi: How many miles have we got left on the clock ? :) *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:22 PM So you dont back fire then ? :) My engine's smooth as silk Pat; haven't I offered you a test drive already? It may be old, but it's scarcely high mileage, is it? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:24 PM My engine's smooth as silk Pat; haven't I offered you a test drive already? It may be old, but it's scarcely high mileage, is it? I do not know about your "former owners" though do I ? Have you a log book ? *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:26 PM I do not know about your "former owners" though do I ? Have you a log book ? You could check it out before the test drive. Oh, and I'll need to see your licence; it's a powerful motor, not any Tom Dick or Harry can get behind my wheel, can they? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:30 PM You could check it out before the test drive. Oh, and I'll need to see your licence; it's a powerful motor, not any Tom Dick or Harry can get behind my wheel, can they? I do like plenty of thrust though dont I ? :cool: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:31 PM I do like plenty of thrust though dont I ? :cool: But how much driving experience do you have? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:34 PM But how much driving experience do you have? A good long clean license dont I ? Ready to give me a test drive then ? I may get up to very high speeds though .:) Minesadouble 05-10-2007, 11:34 PM Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ? I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:35 PM Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ? I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ? I insist on Dick dont I ? :cool: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:36 PM A good long clean license dont I ? Ready to give me a test drive then ? I may get up to very high speeds though .:) Do you have a garage I can use overnight? *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:37 PM Can we change our name Pat ...? Choice of Tom Dick Or Harry ? I'll have Harry cos that was my Grandad's name wasn't it ? Harry and Muriel; it has a certain ring to it, don't you think? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:38 PM Do you have a garage I can use overnight? Park at your peril wont you ? ;) *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:41 PM Park at your peril wont you ? ;) Am I going to need you to guide me in? Minesadouble 05-10-2007, 11:42 PM You are on the wrong thread you two !:cool: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:44 PM You are on the wrong thread you two !:cool: Not sure that you're really looking for a new wife either.... :D pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:44 PM Am I going to need you to guide me in? I can if you want me to. Dont go too far towards the back wall though will you ? :o Minesadouble 05-10-2007, 11:46 PM Not sure that you're really looking for a new wife either.... :D Well you threw me off Guard !:( I thought I was on the question thread (pfffft) and that's True :hihi: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:47 PM I can if you want me to. Dont go too far towards the back wall though will you ? :o It's a big motor. I know it'll be a tight squeeze. (Hope I haven't 'driven' Salome away) pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:48 PM Well you threw me off Guard !:( I thought I was on the question thread (pfffft) and that's True :hihi: Its very much like the question thread isnt it love ? :D pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:49 PM It's a big motor. I know it'll be a tight squeeze. (Hope I haven't 'driven' Salome away) I can easily accomodate it.!!! (no shes thinking what to say next):cool: Minesadouble 05-10-2007, 11:49 PM It is - You bounders !!!!! Big Motor :o Tight Squeeze :o- I was gonna bed then - But I might hang around to read more of this thread ;) *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:52 PM I can easily accomodate it.!!! (no shes thinking what to say next):cool: I'm coming now then. I can probably sort your computer while we're at it. pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:52 PM It is - You bounders !!!!! Big Motor :o Tight Squeeze :o- I was gonna bed then - But I might hang around to read more of this thread ;) We are only servicing our motors arent we ? :) pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:53 PM I'm coming now then. I can probably sort your computer while we're at it. Coming now then ? as quick as that ? :o *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:54 PM Coming now then ? as quick as that ? :o No point in wasting time, is there? pattricia 05-10-2007, 11:56 PM No point in wasting time, is there? What about your brakes ? Have you worn them down ? :cool: *Cinderella* 05-10-2007, 11:59 PM New discs pads and shoes for the MOT. So I can stop when I need to, can't I? pattricia 06-10-2007, 12:01 AM New discs pads and shoes for the MOT. So I can stop when I need to, can't I? Well no, not if you put your foot down too hard. !! :cool: *Cinderella* 06-10-2007, 12:03 AM Well no, not if you put your foot down too hard. !! :cool: Would that be necessary? pattricia 06-10-2007, 12:04 AM Would that be necessary? Well yes, I do like a runaway car dont I ? :cool: *Cinderella* 06-10-2007, 12:06 AM Well yes, I do like a runaway car dont I ? :cool: Would I want to runaway then? pattricia 06-10-2007, 12:09 AM Would I want to runaway then? No, I suppose you are better off in the garage arent you ? Nobody can pinch you then can they ? :) barmyowls 06-10-2007, 02:01 AM new wife wanted in exchange for old one as it has started to nag alot:help: lmao, well i think like you can your old car exchange for a better model or upgrade us blokes should be able to do the same:hihi::hihi: |