View Full Version : Neighbours - Do you Love them?
seriessix 16-09-2007, 21:40 Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.
melthebell 16-09-2007, 21:43 not seen that show for years
Marooned 16-09-2007, 22:11 Our neighbour was once strumming his guitar totally naked in his back garden, evidently on occasion he can behave quite spontaneously though.
He was naked, not his guitar.
Waltheof 16-09-2007, 22:12 Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.
Last time we did that, we used goose fat, and I used a dead pigeon as a banjo instead. The neighbours wanted to come and join us :D
pattricia 16-09-2007, 22:14 Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.
Are you having us on seriessix? :D:D
seriessix 17-09-2007, 17:08 I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.
miniminch 17-09-2007, 17:10 I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.
Are magic mushrooms in season so early?
04jessops 17-09-2007, 17:23 I have to disagree with the title - not everyone has neighbours! :hihi:
shoeshine 17-09-2007, 18:11 Are magic mushrooms in season so early?
Is this the lady who asks us to decide if her husband is unreasonable?
I suspect he may have been in training for next March's University Boat Race. And why not! He's entitled to practise, goddamnit! :cool:
seriessix 17-09-2007, 18:15 If their not hurting anyone are quiet and within the confines of their own property I do not see a problem with them.
cressida 17-09-2007, 18:41 one of my previous neighbours was spotted starkers in the dusk holding a torch (I hope it was a torch or he had a built-in light) only knew what he was up to the next day - looking for one of his pet rabbits (these days that excuse would have been suspect!!!)
mistyraven 17-09-2007, 20:24 Your lucky I could hear mine having sex last night doh
Your lucky I could hear mine having sex last night doh
That problem is less common with a semi and rarely ever when its detached......
I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.
Victor and margaret eat your heart out.
Kthebean 18-09-2007, 08:17 I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.
I love your posts seriessix, you make me lol :)
sarah2007 18-09-2007, 09:42 my neighbour allways wears her crash helmet and she does not even have a bike !!!!!
BasilRathbon 18-09-2007, 10:25 My neighbours are currently building a zoo in their backyard. So far they have a polecat, two rats and a dachshund!
Would anyone in the know be able to tell me if they need planning permission for their zoo?
The neighbours from my ex-family home used to wash both their vehicles at least twice a week, then rake their gravel with a broom.. we used to call the "the perfects".
Rotherhamer 18-09-2007, 10:53 I have to disagree with the title - not everyone has neighbours! :hihi:
Im afraid your wrong,maybe your nearest neighbour lives 2 miles away from you,he is still your neighbour,pedantic,but true
would you call a house 2 miles away part of your neighbourhood?
seriessix 18-09-2007, 18:15 Yesterday, at around 11pm I went to let my cat in the back door, as looked out I could not help but notice both my neighbors in their garden. The husband was sat crossed legged quietly sobbing into large sponge cake while his wife was attempting a version of break dancing on a flattened out box. The thing was though that they were not making a noise and were inside the confines of their garden so I suppose that’s good.
Haha thats funnier than yesterdays version. Can we have a video next time please
Yesterday, at around 11pm I went to let my cat in the back door, as looked out I could not help but notice both my neighbors in their garden. The husband was sat crossed legged quietly sobbing into large sponge cake while his wife was attempting a version of break dancing on a flattened out box. The thing was though that they were not making a noise and were inside the confines of their garden so I suppose that’s good.
Am I missing something?!
Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.
Had the goose been " goosed " as it were, had it been pate'd on the bottom ?.
Grandad.Malky 22-01-2011, 07:54 Love thy neighbour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_gN7zlpnz8)....... could you imagine the uproar if a program used that language today.
i used to love my neighbour .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................then the wife found out
Gillie303 26-01-2011, 13:33 my neighbours live next door
my neighbours live next door
It's odd how often that happens, isn't it?
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