Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.

not seen that show for years

Our neighbour was once strumming his guitar totally naked in his back garden, evidently on occasion he can behave quite spontaneously though.
He was naked, not his guitar.

Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.

Last time we did that, we used goose fat, and I used a dead pigeon as a banjo instead. The neighbours wanted to come and join us :D

Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.

Are you having us on seriessix? :D:D

I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.

I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.

Are magic mushrooms in season so early?

I have to disagree with the title - not everyone has neighbours! :hihi:

Are magic mushrooms in season so early?

Is this the lady who asks us to decide if her husband is unreasonable?

I suspect he may have been in training for next March's University Boat Race. And why not! He's entitled to practise, goddamnit! :cool:

If their not hurting anyone are quiet and within the confines of their own property I do not see a problem with them.

one of my previous neighbours was spotted starkers in the dusk holding a torch (I hope it was a torch or he had a built-in light) only knew what he was up to the next day - looking for one of his pet rabbits (these days that excuse would have been suspect!!!)

Your lucky I could hear mine having sex last night doh

Your lucky I could hear mine having sex last night doh

That problem is less common with a semi and rarely ever when its detached......

I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.


Victor and margaret eat your heart out.

I had to go into work earlier than normal today, when I was walking down the pathway I noticed my neighbors in their garden. The husband was scraping the grass with a small wooden oar while his wife gyrated next to barrel of vinegar. They were both totally silent though which I think is great.

I love your posts seriessix, you make me lol :)

my neighbour allways wears her crash helmet and she does not even have a bike !!!!!

My neighbours are currently building a zoo in their backyard. So far they have a polecat, two rats and a dachshund!

Would anyone in the know be able to tell me if they need planning permission for their zoo?

The neighbours from my ex-family home used to wash both their vehicles at least twice a week, then rake their gravel with a broom.. we used to call the "the perfects".

I have to disagree with the title - not everyone has neighbours! :hihi:
Im afraid your wrong,maybe your nearest neighbour lives 2 miles away from you,he is still your neighbour,pedantic,but true

would you call a house 2 miles away part of your neighbourhood?

Yesterday, at around 11pm I went to let my cat in the back door, as looked out I could not help but notice both my neighbors in their garden. The husband was sat crossed legged quietly sobbing into large sponge cake while his wife was attempting a version of break dancing on a flattened out box. The thing was though that they were not making a noise and were inside the confines of their garden so I suppose that’s good.

Haha thats funnier than yesterdays version. Can we have a video next time please

Yesterday, at around 11pm I went to let my cat in the back door, as looked out I could not help but notice both my neighbors in their garden. The husband was sat crossed legged quietly sobbing into large sponge cake while his wife was attempting a version of break dancing on a flattened out box. The thing was though that they were not making a noise and were inside the confines of their garden so I suppose that’s good.

Am I missing something?!

Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.

Had the goose been " goosed " as it were, had it been pate'd on the bottom ?.

Love thy neighbour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_gN7zlpnz8)....... could you imagine the uproar if a program used that language today.

i used to love my neighbour .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................then the wife found out

my neighbours live next door

my neighbours live next door
It's odd how often that happens, isn't it?