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steveb2007
13-09-2007, 11:13 AM
Which job,do you think,a famous person would have if they were not famous?
I will start with a famous person and the reply will be the job you think they would be doing now,then add the name of your famous person for the next one,and so on and so forth.

MICK JAGGER.

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 04:49 PM
Mick Jagger - Accountant

Barbara Windsor?

dennistowler
13-09-2007, 05:04 PM
Barbara Windsor? - Working in a fish and chip shop


George W Bush?

Hecate
13-09-2007, 05:06 PM
George W Bush?
Village idiot.



Gillian McKeith?

ShinyPurple
13-09-2007, 05:08 PM
Bush'd work at McDonalds :D

Gillian McKeith would be a librarian (one of the scary ones)

Paris Hilton

slimsid2000
13-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Paris Hilton - a French hotel (or a prostitute)

John Prescott

*Cinderella*
13-09-2007, 07:09 PM
JP? Drag artiste


Jackie Collins

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 07:10 PM
John Prescott - a miner

MICHAEL JACKSON?

Blacksheep
13-09-2007, 07:14 PM
Childrens entertainer?
(sorry bad taste i know)

Robert Mugabe

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 07:17 PM
Robert Mugabe - landlord or tax inspector.

BETTY TURPIN (CORRIE)?

Celestial
13-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Darning Socks

Adam Levine

weenireeni
13-09-2007, 08:15 PM
adam levine - hunky barman

Victoria Beckham

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 08:16 PM
lollipop woman

wayne rooney?

Celestial
13-09-2007, 08:22 PM
car salesman


Fredde Le Grande

Hecate
13-09-2007, 08:23 PM
lollipop woman

wayne rooney?
'Do you want fries with that?' wouldn't be a phrase he would be unfamiliar with...


Pete Doherty.

Celestial
13-09-2007, 08:25 PM
Tramp


Justin Timberlake

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 08:26 PM
mobile phone salesman

THE QUEEN?

tom3t0
13-09-2007, 08:40 PM
Housewife

Jade Goody

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 08:42 PM
race relations officer :hihi:

tara palmer-tompkinson?

Emerald
13-09-2007, 09:05 PM
Substance Abuse Counselor


Madonna

pattricia
13-09-2007, 09:09 PM
Substance Abuse Counselor


Madonna

Race relations officer



George Clooney

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 09:16 PM
milkman.delivering cream :hihi:

robbie williams?

pattricia
13-09-2007, 09:17 PM
milkman.delivering cream :hihi:

robbie williams?

Drug dealer




Tom Cruise

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 09:18 PM
bouncer at mothercare.

simon cowell?

Salome
13-09-2007, 09:20 PM
Estate Agent


Tom Jones?

pattricia
13-09-2007, 09:21 PM
Estate Agent


Tom Jones?

Dance teacher




Frank Sinatra

steveb2007
13-09-2007, 09:30 PM
lollipop man.

ali campbell (ub40)?

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 07:50 AM
Cashier at Virgin Megastore


Jeremy Paxman

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 12:53 PM
policeman.

jimmy tarbuck?

cressida
14-09-2007, 01:00 PM
John Prescott


referee (Boxing?)

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 01:25 PM
TRY AGAIN!!

Jimmy Tarbuck?

lubylou
14-09-2007, 05:10 PM
Golf caddy

Prince charles?

Code13
14-09-2007, 05:18 PM
History teacher.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

lubylou
14-09-2007, 05:19 PM
waitress

Jim davidson?

Code13
14-09-2007, 05:19 PM
[Btw John Prescott, whatever else you think of him, is one of the modern politicians who actually had a proper job for several years before entering politics, he was a steward on cruise ships and ferries]

Code13
14-09-2007, 05:24 PM
Jim Davidson = Cab Driver

Johnny Depp

Celestial
14-09-2007, 06:31 PM
Mobile Sales Person


Orlando Bloom

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 06:34 PM
Flower seller


Maggie (Thatcher)

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 07:34 PM
on the tills at asda.

charlotte church?

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 08:03 PM
QVC tv presenter

Lara Croft

weenireeni
14-09-2007, 09:01 PM
aerobics instructor


Ian Beal from eastenders

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 09:13 PM
On benefit; quite unemployable.


Michael Barrymore

weenireeni
14-09-2007, 09:16 PM
pool cleaner


elton john

Salome
14-09-2007, 09:16 PM
Tupperware party Host


Jensen Button

Salome
14-09-2007, 09:19 PM
[QUOTE=weenireeni;2640610]pool cleaner (Michael Barrymore) :hihi::hihi::hihi:

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 09:20 PM
Gigolo


Naomi Campbell

weenireeni
14-09-2007, 09:36 PM
Gigolo


Naomi Campbell


mobile phone insurance sales woman

Paul OGrady

pattricia
14-09-2007, 10:48 PM
mobile phone insurance sales woman

Paul OGrady

Part time drag queen



Nigella Lawson

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 10:48 PM
a vet

jerry springer?

*Cinderella*
14-09-2007, 10:52 PM
Opera singer


Lucretia Borgia

Salome
14-09-2007, 10:55 PM
pharmacist

Florence Nightingale

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 11:11 PM
floggin' ann summers gear.

gail tilsley (corrie)?

Salome
14-09-2007, 11:14 PM
Clown


Colin Murray

steveb2007
14-09-2007, 11:16 PM
traffic warden.

alison moyet (ex yazoo)?

Salome
15-09-2007, 12:00 AM
Prison Officer

Elvis Presley

steveb2007
15-09-2007, 12:29 AM
copper.

jordan?

pattricia
15-09-2007, 12:33 AM
copper.

jordan?

Balloon seller



Michael Douglas

steveb2007
15-09-2007, 12:37 AM
sheep farmer in wales.

carol vorderman?

Hecate
15-09-2007, 07:44 AM
carol vorderman?
Seller of dodgy loans (oh, wait a minute...)



Britney Spears.

Celestial
15-09-2007, 08:11 AM
Hair Dresser


Alex Turner

Hecate
15-09-2007, 02:17 PM
Alex Turner
Would work in HMV.



Sigmund Freud.

dennistowler
15-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Sigmund Freud.

Agony Uncle in a teen lads mag


Kate Moss?

Hecate
15-09-2007, 02:22 PM
Kate Moss?
Drug counsellor.


Enid Blyton.

dennistowler
15-09-2007, 02:25 PM
Enid Blyton.

Race relations and diversity officer


Davina McCall?

Hecate
15-09-2007, 02:26 PM
Race relations and diversity officer
:hihi:
Davina McCall?
Sorry, but she is utterly without use.



Morrissey.

tom3t0
15-09-2007, 02:40 PM
Samaritans call centre


Bob Marley

Salome
15-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Fisherman (with the whalers)

Ronan Keating

Celestial
15-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Teacher

Ian Hawkins

Salome
15-09-2007, 04:05 PM
sorry...WHO is Ian Hawkins??

Waiter

Victoria Beckham

steveb2007
15-09-2007, 10:58 PM
running a slimming club

mick hucknall?

pattricia
15-09-2007, 11:00 PM
running a slimming club

mick hucknall?

Hairdresser



Bob Geldof

Salome
16-09-2007, 07:53 AM
Town Cryer

Jason Donovan

Hecate
16-09-2007, 12:00 PM
Surfer.



Richard Dawkins.

Salome
16-09-2007, 03:10 PM
zoo keeper

Charlie Chaplin

steveb2007
16-09-2007, 08:14 PM
school teacher.

chubby brown?

johnbradley
16-09-2007, 08:17 PM
school teacher.

chubby brown?

working in a carribean take away:)

george bush

Salome
16-09-2007, 09:01 PM
Tree Surgeon


Terry Wogan

johnbradley
16-09-2007, 09:09 PM
pub singer.

colin mcrae?

steveb2007
18-09-2007, 10:07 AM
i'm not saying the obvious one!!
bank manager.

vanessa feltz?

alex3659
18-09-2007, 10:10 AM
nasseem hamed greengrocer for his dad

pattricia
18-09-2007, 10:11 AM
i'm not saying the obvious one!!
bank manager.

vanessa feltz?

Organiser at " Slimming World"




Natasha Caplinski

steveb2007
18-09-2007, 10:22 AM
Perfume counter at debenhams.

Jeremy Kyle?

ReginaldD
18-09-2007, 03:25 PM
Boxing referee

Ken Livingstone

pattricia
18-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Boxing referee

Ken Livingstone

Insurance Salesman




Brittany Spears

steveb2007
18-09-2007, 04:51 PM
serving in mcdonalds.

bono from u2?

pattricia
18-09-2007, 04:56 PM
serving in mcdonalds.

bono from u2?

Sunglass salesman




Steve McQueen..........

steveb2007
18-09-2007, 05:17 PM
Plumber.

Barbara Windsor?

pattricia
18-09-2007, 05:18 PM
Plumber.

Barbara Windsor?

Barmaid



Nigel Havers

steveb2007
18-09-2007, 05:19 PM
Solicitor.

Paul Weller?

Salome
18-09-2007, 09:56 PM
Supervisor in a jam factory

Puff Daddy

pattricia
18-09-2007, 11:16 PM
Supervisor in a jam factory

Puff Daddy

Male Model




David Attenborough

Salome
19-09-2007, 06:39 AM
relationship counsellor


Paul Daniels

steveb2007
19-09-2007, 08:00 AM
A Butcher.

Brian Laws?

Salome
20-09-2007, 08:04 PM
a 'Brian' Surgeon

Jennifer Lopez

steveb2007
20-09-2007, 08:17 PM
hairdresser.

justin timberlake?

weenireeni
20-09-2007, 08:31 PM
snake handler


cameron diaz

Salome
20-09-2007, 08:41 PM
skin therapist

ken dodd

pattricia
20-09-2007, 11:02 PM
skin therapist

ken dodd

Dentist





Marylin Monroe

Minesadouble
20-09-2007, 11:04 PM
Model for Freemans underwear.....

Britney Spears ?

steveb2007
20-09-2007, 11:06 PM
sorting pills at chemist.

gary glitter?

Hecate
20-09-2007, 11:06 PM
Model for Freemans underwear.....

Britney Spears ?
Child minder.


Amy Winehouse?

steveb2007
20-09-2007, 11:06 PM
childminder.

gary glitter?

Minesadouble
20-09-2007, 11:07 PM
:gag: I daren't say



Trevor Macdonald

steveb2007
20-09-2007, 11:07 PM
snap!:hihi:

gary glitter? :)

Hecate
20-09-2007, 11:08 PM
snap!:hihi:

gary glitter? :)
Erm, child minder? :hihi:


Marilyn Manson?

pattricia
20-09-2007, 11:09 PM
snap!:hihi:

gary glitter? :)

Model for mens wigs



Stella McCartney

Minesadouble
20-09-2007, 11:11 PM
Bernard Matthew's PA.......

Abi Titmooooooos

pattricia
20-09-2007, 11:19 PM
Bernard Matthew's PA.......

Abi Titmooooooos

Model for bras



Allan Titchmarsh

steveb2007
21-09-2007, 12:13 AM
Tree Surgeon.

Kate Moss?

pattricia
21-09-2007, 12:15 AM
Tree Surgeon.

Kate Moss?

Drug dealer



Norman Wisdom

steveb2007
21-09-2007, 12:16 AM
Clown.

David Beckham?

pattricia
21-09-2007, 12:23 AM
Clown.

David Beckham?

Male hairdresser




Victoria Beckham

steveb2007
21-09-2007, 10:11 AM
singer??

emily bishop (corrie)?

Minesadouble
21-09-2007, 01:00 PM
Pole Dancing Instructor


Kate Bush ........

steveb2007
21-09-2007, 01:04 PM
Lollipop Lady.

Kirsty Gallacher?

Minesadouble
21-09-2007, 02:57 PM
Ambassador for Crinkle Creams ....

Stephen King

steveb2007
22-09-2007, 06:06 PM
policeman.

charlotte church?

saxon51
22-09-2007, 06:12 PM
Millenium Stadium bouncer.


Jeremy Clarkson?

steveb2007
22-09-2007, 11:29 PM
speed camera operator.

lionel richie?

saxon51
23-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Toilet brush.

Jade Goody?

steveb2007
23-09-2007, 02:07 PM
fitness instructor.

lucy pinder?

Salome
24-09-2007, 09:17 PM
croupier

mel gibson

steveb2007
24-09-2007, 10:51 PM
male escort.

phil mitchell (eastenders)

pattricia
24-09-2007, 11:49 PM
male escort.

phil mitchell (eastenders)

Bouncer



Nigella Lawson

steveb2007
24-09-2007, 11:51 PM
marriage guidance councillor.

pattricia?

pattricia
25-09-2007, 12:02 AM
marriage guidance councillor.

pattricia?

Domestic Goddess




George Bush

steveb2007
25-09-2007, 12:03 AM
university lecturer.

michael barrymore?

pattricia
25-09-2007, 12:07 AM
university lecturer.

michael barrymore?

Drag Queen



John Wayne

steveb2007
25-09-2007, 12:09 AM
farmer.


cheryl tweedy/cole?

Salome
25-09-2007, 07:48 AM
translator

David Bellamy

cressida
25-09-2007, 11:49 AM
wrestler



Jennifer Aniston

Salome
25-09-2007, 06:23 PM
Hairdresser

Fiona Phillips

steveb2007
26-09-2007, 03:49 PM
nurse.

David Bowie?

Salome
26-09-2007, 03:59 PM
optician

Martin Clunes

steveb2007
26-09-2007, 04:54 PM
doctor.

Alex Ferguson?

Salome
26-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Singer

Alistair Campbell

cressida
26-09-2007, 06:22 PM
spiv



Charlotte Church

Salome
26-09-2007, 07:32 PM
Nun

Maureen Lipman

cressida
26-09-2007, 07:38 PM
teacher



David Beckham

Salome
28-09-2007, 07:50 PM
acrobat

Angela Rippon

cressida
28-09-2007, 07:53 PM
Manageress at Madame Tussauds



Victoria Beckham

Dozy
28-09-2007, 08:38 PM
Lavatory attendant

Meat Loaf?

cressida
28-09-2007, 08:39 PM
rodeo rider



Tom Jones

Celestial
28-09-2007, 09:02 PM
Pub Owner


Jordan

steveb2007
28-09-2007, 09:19 PM
singer :hihi:

bruce forsyth?

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:24 PM
mime statue



Helen Mirren

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:27 PM
spy

Carol Thatcher

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:28 PM
comedian



Jonathan Ross

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:43 PM
Ring Master


Russell Crowe

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:46 PM
bare-knuckle fighter



Jude Law

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:47 PM
Bar man

Sadie Frost

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:49 PM
nail salon assistant


Kate Moss

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:53 PM
supermarket cashier

Donny Osmond

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:53 PM
grocer



Cliff Richard

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:54 PM
my husband :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Joe Brown

cressida
28-09-2007, 09:56 PM
dancer



Noel Edmonds

Salome
28-09-2007, 09:58 PM
shooting target (wishful thinking!)

Ade Edmonson

cressida
28-09-2007, 10:02 PM
juggler



Dawn French

pattricia
28-09-2007, 10:21 PM
Model for outsize fashions




Gary Linekar

Salome
28-09-2007, 10:25 PM
taster in a crisp factory

Hugh Grant

cressida
28-09-2007, 10:37 PM
tattooist



Liz Hurley

Salome
28-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Nursery Nurse (knows where to keep the safet pins handy)

James Martin

pattricia
28-09-2007, 10:45 PM
Racing driver




Mel Gibson

Salome
28-09-2007, 10:45 PM
News reader


Goldie Hawn

cressida
28-09-2007, 10:46 PM
Gigolo



Pamela Anderson

pattricia
28-09-2007, 10:47 PM
Balloon seller



Dony Osmond

Salome
28-09-2007, 10:48 PM
Lingerie salesperson


Eric Sykes

cressida
28-09-2007, 10:50 PM
road sweeper



Jenny Eclair

Salome
28-09-2007, 10:52 PM
Psychiatrist

Jo Brand

cressida
28-09-2007, 11:00 PM
sumo wrestler


Terry Wogan

Salome
28-09-2007, 11:07 PM
Jockey

John Nettles

cressida
28-09-2007, 11:09 PM
call centre operator




Guy Ritchie

Salome
28-09-2007, 11:11 PM
Gardener

Nicholas Lyndhurst

cressida
28-09-2007, 11:13 PM
basketall player



Judi Dench

Salome
28-09-2007, 11:17 PM
Hospital Matron

Homer Simpson

cressida
28-09-2007, 11:22 PM
ball boy



Marge Simpson

Salome
29-09-2007, 04:27 PM
Hairdresser

Andy Pandy

cressida
29-09-2007, 07:12 PM
puppeteer



Lorraine Kelly

Salome
29-09-2007, 07:35 PM
speech therapist

Bill (of 'Bill and Ben' fame!)

cressida
29-09-2007, 10:40 PM
golfer



Joan Rivers

pattricia
29-09-2007, 10:43 PM
Speech therapist





Peter Kaye

cressida
29-09-2007, 10:45 PM
cartoonist



Eamonn Holmes

steveb2007
30-09-2007, 07:51 PM
pub landlord.

christina ackroyd?

cressida
30-09-2007, 09:30 PM
library assistant



Boris Johnson

steveb2007
30-09-2007, 09:33 PM
in the SAS.

Roger De Courcey?(nookie bear)

Salome
30-09-2007, 09:36 PM
Translator


Heather Mills McCartney

cressida
30-09-2007, 09:40 PM
tap dancer



David Suchet (Poirot)

Salome
30-09-2007, 09:43 PM
tobacconist

Naomi Campbell

cressida
30-09-2007, 09:45 PM
anger counsellor



Barbara Windsor

steveb2007
30-09-2007, 09:47 PM
model for bras in grattans.

des o'connor?

Salome
30-09-2007, 09:55 PM
Bus Driver

Richard Madeley

cressida
30-09-2007, 10:03 PM
disc jockey



Pam St. Clements

steveb2007
30-09-2007, 11:09 PM
cleaner.

jack sugden (emmerdale)?

cressida
30-09-2007, 11:28 PM
bare knuckle fighter



Sienna Miller

ShinyPurple
30-09-2007, 11:36 PM
Rocket scientist



Phil Spector

steveb2007
30-09-2007, 11:50 PM
butcher.

stevie wonder?

cressida
30-09-2007, 11:55 PM
curator



Amy Winehouse

steveb2007
01-10-2007, 12:16 PM
drugs coucillor.

esther rantzen?

lubylou
01-10-2007, 01:20 PM
sex line operator

Jeremy kyle?

steveb2007
01-10-2007, 03:27 PM
pro boxer.

rolf harris?

cressida
01-10-2007, 05:24 PM
taxman



Ken Dodd

NEKRO138
01-10-2007, 05:25 PM
taxman



Ken Dodd

Caretaker

David Beckham

cressida
01-10-2007, 05:35 PM
male model



Tim Henman

NEKRO138
01-10-2007, 05:42 PM
male model



Tim Henman

Unemployed/vagrant.



Gary Glitter

Salome
02-10-2007, 06:54 AM
Tour Guide

Meg Ryan

cressida
02-10-2007, 09:49 AM
Princess


BRAD PITT

Salome
02-10-2007, 08:50 PM
librarian

Kirstie Alley

cressida
02-10-2007, 08:55 PM
washerwoman



Robert de Niro

Salome
02-10-2007, 09:09 PM
Lawyer

Jim Carrey

cressida
02-10-2007, 09:13 PM
circus clown



Harrison Ford

jillpill
02-10-2007, 10:57 PM
weather forecaster

Ross Noble

cressida
02-10-2007, 10:58 PM
debt collector



Ann Widdecombe

jillpill
02-10-2007, 11:01 PM
flower seller ( like eliza dolittle)

Neil warnock

cressida
02-10-2007, 11:03 PM
newspaper editor



Catherine Tate

jillpill
02-10-2007, 11:04 PM
Prime minister

Des Lynam

cressida
02-10-2007, 11:09 PM
gigolo





Anthea Turner

jillpill
02-10-2007, 11:19 PM
rat catcher

Harry Gration

cressida
03-10-2007, 08:32 AM
escapologist



Fern Britton

Celestial
03-10-2007, 09:12 AM
Mrs Clause ( as in Santa's Wife )



Ryan Phillipee

Salome
04-10-2007, 11:16 PM
Ice cream man


Bjork

jillpill
05-10-2007, 10:43 PM
Scarecrow

Michael Owen

steveb2007
07-10-2007, 01:58 PM
school teacher.

bryan robson?

jillpill
07-10-2007, 09:52 PM
tiddlywinks strategist

Jordan?

Ashcroft
07-10-2007, 09:54 PM
life guard.

freddy star

jillpill
07-10-2007, 09:55 PM
Ambassador to Germany

Ken Dodd?

steveb2007
08-10-2007, 05:18 PM
cleaner.

christiano ronaldo?

Ashcroft
08-10-2007, 07:38 PM
drug dealer....

mike tyson

jillpill
08-10-2007, 10:03 PM
butcher

gordon brown?

steveb2007
08-10-2007, 10:44 PM
bank manager.

chris eubank?

Daven
08-10-2007, 10:47 PM
gents outfitters


Simon Cowell

jillpill
08-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Life Coach

Neil Warnock?

Daven
08-10-2007, 10:52 PM
MP


Sharon Osbourne

jillpill
10-10-2007, 10:00 PM
Plastic surgeons receptionist

Louis Walsh

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 08:22 PM
school headteacher.

kirsty gallacher?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 08:51 PM
Hairdresser


Des Lynam

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 10:45 PM
pimp.

ken barlow?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 10:53 PM
OAP

Ken Livingstone?

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 10:58 PM
traffic warden.

freddie mercury (if alive)?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 11:05 PM
make-up artist

George Michael

pattricia
11-10-2007, 11:09 PM
make-up artist

George Michael

Toilet attendant



Grahame Norton

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 11:09 PM
policeman.

chris evans?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 11:15 PM
Ginger Nut

graham norton?

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 11:16 PM
rent boy.

rod hull (if alive)?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 11:17 PM
emu trainer

Lynford Christie

steveb2007
11-10-2007, 11:20 PM
making packed lunch boxes.

peter kay?

jillpill
11-10-2007, 11:44 PM
giving wheelchair lessons

dave spikey?

steveb2007
15-10-2007, 08:17 AM
bingo caller.

fern britton?

jillpill
18-10-2007, 12:07 AM
fitness coach

Robert Downey jnr

The_Shark
18-10-2007, 12:41 AM
model for next

Dawn French

jillpill
18-10-2007, 12:43 AM
chocolate taster

Lenny Henry