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steveb2007 13-09-2007, 09:13 Which job,do you think,a famous person would have if they were not famous? I will start with a famous person and the reply will be the job you think they would be doing now,then add the name of your famous person for the next one,and so on and so forth. MICK JAGGER. steveb2007 13-09-2007, 14:49 Mick Jagger - Accountant Barbara Windsor? dennistowler 13-09-2007, 15:04 Barbara Windsor? - Working in a fish and chip shop George W Bush? Hecate 13-09-2007, 15:06 George W Bush? Village idiot. Gillian McKeith? ShinyPurple 13-09-2007, 15:08 Bush'd work at McDonalds :D Gillian McKeith would be a librarian (one of the scary ones) Paris Hilton slimsid2000 13-09-2007, 15:13 Paris Hilton - a French hotel (or a prostitute) John Prescott *Cinderella* 13-09-2007, 17:09 JP? Drag artiste Jackie Collins steveb2007 13-09-2007, 17:10 John Prescott - a miner MICHAEL JACKSON? Blacksheep 13-09-2007, 17:14 Childrens entertainer? (sorry bad taste i know) Robert Mugabe steveb2007 13-09-2007, 17:17 Robert Mugabe - landlord or tax inspector. BETTY TURPIN (CORRIE)? Celestial 13-09-2007, 18:12 Darning Socks Adam Levine weenireeni 13-09-2007, 18:15 adam levine - hunky barman Victoria Beckham steveb2007 13-09-2007, 18:16 lollipop woman wayne rooney? Celestial 13-09-2007, 18:22 car salesman Fredde Le Grande Hecate 13-09-2007, 18:23 lollipop woman wayne rooney? 'Do you want fries with that?' wouldn't be a phrase he would be unfamiliar with... Pete Doherty. Celestial 13-09-2007, 18:25 Tramp Justin Timberlake steveb2007 13-09-2007, 18:26 mobile phone salesman THE QUEEN? tom3t0 13-09-2007, 18:40 Housewife Jade Goody steveb2007 13-09-2007, 18:42 race relations officer :hihi: tara palmer-tompkinson? Emerald 13-09-2007, 19:05 Substance Abuse Counselor Madonna pattricia 13-09-2007, 19:09 Substance Abuse Counselor Madonna Race relations officer George Clooney steveb2007 13-09-2007, 19:16 milkman.delivering cream :hihi: robbie williams? pattricia 13-09-2007, 19:17 milkman.delivering cream :hihi: robbie williams? Drug dealer Tom Cruise steveb2007 13-09-2007, 19:18 bouncer at mothercare. simon cowell? Salome 13-09-2007, 19:20 Estate Agent Tom Jones? pattricia 13-09-2007, 19:21 Estate Agent Tom Jones? Dance teacher Frank Sinatra steveb2007 13-09-2007, 19:30 lollipop man. ali campbell (ub40)? *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 05:50 Cashier at Virgin Megastore Jeremy Paxman steveb2007 14-09-2007, 10:53 policeman. jimmy tarbuck? cressida 14-09-2007, 11:00 John Prescott referee (Boxing?) steveb2007 14-09-2007, 11:25 TRY AGAIN!! Jimmy Tarbuck? lubylou 14-09-2007, 15:10 Golf caddy Prince charles? Code13 14-09-2007, 15:18 History teacher. Catherine Zeta-Jones lubylou 14-09-2007, 15:19 waitress Jim davidson? Code13 14-09-2007, 15:19 [Btw John Prescott, whatever else you think of him, is one of the modern politicians who actually had a proper job for several years before entering politics, he was a steward on cruise ships and ferries] Code13 14-09-2007, 15:24 Jim Davidson = Cab Driver Johnny Depp Celestial 14-09-2007, 16:31 Mobile Sales Person Orlando Bloom *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 16:34 Flower seller Maggie (Thatcher) steveb2007 14-09-2007, 17:34 on the tills at asda. charlotte church? *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 18:03 QVC tv presenter Lara Croft weenireeni 14-09-2007, 19:01 aerobics instructor Ian Beal from eastenders *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 19:13 On benefit; quite unemployable. Michael Barrymore weenireeni 14-09-2007, 19:16 pool cleaner elton john Salome 14-09-2007, 19:16 Tupperware party Host Jensen Button Salome 14-09-2007, 19:19 [QUOTE=weenireeni;2640610]pool cleaner (Michael Barrymore) :hihi::hihi::hihi: *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 19:20 Gigolo Naomi Campbell weenireeni 14-09-2007, 19:36 Gigolo Naomi Campbell mobile phone insurance sales woman Paul OGrady pattricia 14-09-2007, 20:48 mobile phone insurance sales woman Paul OGrady Part time drag queen Nigella Lawson steveb2007 14-09-2007, 20:48 a vet jerry springer? *Cinderella* 14-09-2007, 20:52 Opera singer Lucretia Borgia Salome 14-09-2007, 20:55 pharmacist Florence Nightingale steveb2007 14-09-2007, 21:11 floggin' ann summers gear. gail tilsley (corrie)? Salome 14-09-2007, 21:14 Clown Colin Murray steveb2007 14-09-2007, 21:16 traffic warden. alison moyet (ex yazoo)? Salome 14-09-2007, 22:00 Prison Officer Elvis Presley steveb2007 14-09-2007, 22:29 copper. jordan? pattricia 14-09-2007, 22:33 copper. jordan? Balloon seller Michael Douglas steveb2007 14-09-2007, 22:37 sheep farmer in wales. carol vorderman? Hecate 15-09-2007, 05:44 carol vorderman? Seller of dodgy loans (oh, wait a minute...) Britney Spears. Celestial 15-09-2007, 06:11 Hair Dresser Alex Turner Hecate 15-09-2007, 12:17 Alex Turner Would work in HMV. Sigmund Freud. dennistowler 15-09-2007, 12:21 Sigmund Freud. Agony Uncle in a teen lads mag Kate Moss? Hecate 15-09-2007, 12:22 Kate Moss? Drug counsellor. Enid Blyton. dennistowler 15-09-2007, 12:25 Enid Blyton. Race relations and diversity officer Davina McCall? Hecate 15-09-2007, 12:26 Race relations and diversity officer :hihi: Davina McCall? Sorry, but she is utterly without use. Morrissey. tom3t0 15-09-2007, 12:40 Samaritans call centre Bob Marley Salome 15-09-2007, 13:59 Fisherman (with the whalers) Ronan Keating Celestial 15-09-2007, 14:02 Teacher Ian Hawkins Salome 15-09-2007, 14:05 sorry...WHO is Ian Hawkins?? Waiter Victoria Beckham steveb2007 15-09-2007, 20:58 running a slimming club mick hucknall? pattricia 15-09-2007, 21:00 running a slimming club mick hucknall? Hairdresser Bob Geldof Salome 16-09-2007, 05:53 Town Cryer Jason Donovan Hecate 16-09-2007, 10:00 Surfer. Richard Dawkins. Salome 16-09-2007, 13:10 zoo keeper Charlie Chaplin steveb2007 16-09-2007, 18:14 school teacher. chubby brown? johnbradley 16-09-2007, 18:17 school teacher. chubby brown? working in a carribean take away:) george bush Salome 16-09-2007, 19:01 Tree Surgeon Terry Wogan johnbradley 16-09-2007, 19:09 pub singer. colin mcrae? steveb2007 18-09-2007, 08:07 i'm not saying the obvious one!! bank manager. vanessa feltz? alex3659 18-09-2007, 08:10 nasseem hamed greengrocer for his dad pattricia 18-09-2007, 08:11 i'm not saying the obvious one!! bank manager. vanessa feltz? Organiser at " Slimming World" Natasha Caplinski steveb2007 18-09-2007, 08:22 Perfume counter at debenhams. Jeremy Kyle? ReginaldD 18-09-2007, 13:25 Boxing referee Ken Livingstone pattricia 18-09-2007, 13:27 Boxing referee Ken Livingstone Insurance Salesman Brittany Spears steveb2007 18-09-2007, 14:51 serving in mcdonalds. bono from u2? pattricia 18-09-2007, 14:56 serving in mcdonalds. bono from u2? Sunglass salesman Steve McQueen.......... steveb2007 18-09-2007, 15:17 Plumber. Barbara Windsor? pattricia 18-09-2007, 15:18 Plumber. Barbara Windsor? Barmaid Nigel Havers steveb2007 18-09-2007, 15:19 Solicitor. Paul Weller? Salome 18-09-2007, 19:56 Supervisor in a jam factory Puff Daddy pattricia 18-09-2007, 21:16 Supervisor in a jam factory Puff Daddy Male Model David Attenborough Salome 19-09-2007, 04:39 relationship counsellor Paul Daniels steveb2007 19-09-2007, 06:00 A Butcher. Brian Laws? Salome 20-09-2007, 18:04 a 'Brian' Surgeon Jennifer Lopez steveb2007 20-09-2007, 18:17 hairdresser. justin timberlake? weenireeni 20-09-2007, 18:31 snake handler cameron diaz Salome 20-09-2007, 18:41 skin therapist ken dodd pattricia 20-09-2007, 21:02 skin therapist ken dodd Dentist Marylin Monroe Minesadouble 20-09-2007, 21:04 Model for Freemans underwear..... Britney Spears ? steveb2007 20-09-2007, 21:06 sorting pills at chemist. gary glitter? Hecate 20-09-2007, 21:06 Model for Freemans underwear..... Britney Spears ? Child minder. Amy Winehouse? steveb2007 20-09-2007, 21:06 childminder. gary glitter? Minesadouble 20-09-2007, 21:07 :gag: I daren't say Trevor Macdonald steveb2007 20-09-2007, 21:07 snap!:hihi: gary glitter? :) Hecate 20-09-2007, 21:08 snap!:hihi: gary glitter? :) Erm, child minder? :hihi: Marilyn Manson? pattricia 20-09-2007, 21:09 snap!:hihi: gary glitter? :) Model for mens wigs Stella McCartney Minesadouble 20-09-2007, 21:11 Bernard Matthew's PA....... Abi Titmooooooos pattricia 20-09-2007, 21:19 Bernard Matthew's PA....... Abi Titmooooooos Model for bras Allan Titchmarsh steveb2007 20-09-2007, 22:13 Tree Surgeon. Kate Moss? pattricia 20-09-2007, 22:15 Tree Surgeon. Kate Moss? Drug dealer Norman Wisdom steveb2007 20-09-2007, 22:16 Clown. David Beckham? pattricia 20-09-2007, 22:23 Clown. David Beckham? Male hairdresser Victoria Beckham steveb2007 21-09-2007, 08:11 singer?? emily bishop (corrie)? Minesadouble 21-09-2007, 11:00 Pole Dancing Instructor Kate Bush ........ steveb2007 21-09-2007, 11:04 Lollipop Lady. Kirsty Gallacher? Minesadouble 21-09-2007, 12:57 Ambassador for Crinkle Creams .... Stephen King steveb2007 22-09-2007, 16:06 policeman. charlotte church? saxon51 22-09-2007, 16:12 Millenium Stadium bouncer. Jeremy Clarkson? steveb2007 22-09-2007, 21:29 speed camera operator. lionel richie? saxon51 23-09-2007, 12:06 Toilet brush. Jade Goody? steveb2007 23-09-2007, 12:07 fitness instructor. lucy pinder? Salome 24-09-2007, 19:17 croupier mel gibson steveb2007 24-09-2007, 20:51 male escort. phil mitchell (eastenders) pattricia 24-09-2007, 21:49 male escort. phil mitchell (eastenders) Bouncer Nigella Lawson steveb2007 24-09-2007, 21:51 marriage guidance councillor. pattricia? pattricia 24-09-2007, 22:02 marriage guidance councillor. pattricia? Domestic Goddess George Bush steveb2007 24-09-2007, 22:03 university lecturer. michael barrymore? pattricia 24-09-2007, 22:07 university lecturer. michael barrymore? Drag Queen John Wayne steveb2007 24-09-2007, 22:09 farmer. cheryl tweedy/cole? Salome 25-09-2007, 05:48 translator David Bellamy cressida 25-09-2007, 09:49 wrestler Jennifer Aniston Salome 25-09-2007, 16:23 Hairdresser Fiona Phillips steveb2007 26-09-2007, 13:49 nurse. David Bowie? Salome 26-09-2007, 13:59 optician Martin Clunes steveb2007 26-09-2007, 14:54 doctor. Alex Ferguson? Salome 26-09-2007, 14:57 Singer Alistair Campbell cressida 26-09-2007, 16:22 spiv Charlotte Church Salome 26-09-2007, 17:32 Nun Maureen Lipman cressida 26-09-2007, 17:38 teacher David Beckham Salome 28-09-2007, 17:50 acrobat Angela Rippon cressida 28-09-2007, 17:53 Manageress at Madame Tussauds Victoria Beckham Dozy 28-09-2007, 18:38 Lavatory attendant Meat Loaf? cressida 28-09-2007, 18:39 rodeo rider Tom Jones Celestial 28-09-2007, 19:02 Pub Owner Jordan steveb2007 28-09-2007, 19:19 singer :hihi: bruce forsyth? cressida 28-09-2007, 19:24 mime statue Helen Mirren Salome 28-09-2007, 19:27 spy Carol Thatcher cressida 28-09-2007, 19:28 comedian Jonathan Ross Salome 28-09-2007, 19:43 Ring Master Russell Crowe cressida 28-09-2007, 19:46 bare-knuckle fighter Jude Law Salome 28-09-2007, 19:47 Bar man Sadie Frost cressida 28-09-2007, 19:49 nail salon assistant Kate Moss Salome 28-09-2007, 19:53 supermarket cashier Donny Osmond cressida 28-09-2007, 19:53 grocer Cliff Richard Salome 28-09-2007, 19:54 my husband :hihi::hihi::hihi: Joe Brown cressida 28-09-2007, 19:56 dancer Noel Edmonds Salome 28-09-2007, 19:58 shooting target (wishful thinking!) Ade Edmonson cressida 28-09-2007, 20:02 juggler Dawn French pattricia 28-09-2007, 20:21 Model for outsize fashions Gary Linekar Salome 28-09-2007, 20:25 taster in a crisp factory Hugh Grant cressida 28-09-2007, 20:37 tattooist Liz Hurley Salome 28-09-2007, 20:44 Nursery Nurse (knows where to keep the safet pins handy) James Martin pattricia 28-09-2007, 20:45 Racing driver Mel Gibson Salome 28-09-2007, 20:45 News reader Goldie Hawn cressida 28-09-2007, 20:46 Gigolo Pamela Anderson pattricia 28-09-2007, 20:47 Balloon seller Dony Osmond Salome 28-09-2007, 20:48 Lingerie salesperson Eric Sykes cressida 28-09-2007, 20:50 road sweeper Jenny Eclair Salome 28-09-2007, 20:52 Psychiatrist Jo Brand cressida 28-09-2007, 21:00 sumo wrestler Terry Wogan Salome 28-09-2007, 21:07 Jockey John Nettles cressida 28-09-2007, 21:09 call centre operator Guy Ritchie Salome 28-09-2007, 21:11 Gardener Nicholas Lyndhurst cressida 28-09-2007, 21:13 basketall player Judi Dench Salome 28-09-2007, 21:17 Hospital Matron Homer Simpson cressida 28-09-2007, 21:22 ball boy Marge Simpson Salome 29-09-2007, 14:27 Hairdresser Andy Pandy cressida 29-09-2007, 17:12 puppeteer Lorraine Kelly Salome 29-09-2007, 17:35 speech therapist Bill (of 'Bill and Ben' fame!) cressida 29-09-2007, 20:40 golfer Joan Rivers pattricia 29-09-2007, 20:43 Speech therapist Peter Kaye cressida 29-09-2007, 20:45 cartoonist Eamonn Holmes steveb2007 30-09-2007, 17:51 pub landlord. christina ackroyd? cressida 30-09-2007, 19:30 library assistant Boris Johnson steveb2007 30-09-2007, 19:33 in the SAS. Roger De Courcey?(nookie bear) Salome 30-09-2007, 19:36 Translator Heather Mills McCartney cressida 30-09-2007, 19:40 tap dancer David Suchet (Poirot) Salome 30-09-2007, 19:43 tobacconist Naomi Campbell cressida 30-09-2007, 19:45 anger counsellor Barbara Windsor steveb2007 30-09-2007, 19:47 model for bras in grattans. des o'connor? Salome 30-09-2007, 19:55 Bus Driver Richard Madeley cressida 30-09-2007, 20:03 disc jockey Pam St. Clements steveb2007 30-09-2007, 21:09 cleaner. jack sugden (emmerdale)? cressida 30-09-2007, 21:28 bare knuckle fighter Sienna Miller ShinyPurple 30-09-2007, 21:36 Rocket scientist Phil Spector steveb2007 30-09-2007, 21:50 butcher. stevie wonder? cressida 30-09-2007, 21:55 curator Amy Winehouse steveb2007 01-10-2007, 10:16 drugs coucillor. esther rantzen? lubylou 01-10-2007, 11:20 sex line operator Jeremy kyle? steveb2007 01-10-2007, 13:27 pro boxer. rolf harris? cressida 01-10-2007, 15:24 taxman Ken Dodd NEKRO138 01-10-2007, 15:25 taxman Ken Dodd Caretaker David Beckham cressida 01-10-2007, 15:35 male model Tim Henman NEKRO138 01-10-2007, 15:42 male model Tim Henman Unemployed/vagrant. Gary Glitter Salome 02-10-2007, 04:54 Tour Guide Meg Ryan cressida 02-10-2007, 07:49 Princess BRAD PITT Salome 02-10-2007, 18:50 librarian Kirstie Alley cressida 02-10-2007, 18:55 washerwoman Robert de Niro Salome 02-10-2007, 19:09 Lawyer Jim Carrey cressida 02-10-2007, 19:13 circus clown Harrison Ford jillpill 02-10-2007, 20:57 weather forecaster Ross Noble cressida 02-10-2007, 20:58 debt collector Ann Widdecombe jillpill 02-10-2007, 21:01 flower seller ( like eliza dolittle) Neil warnock cressida 02-10-2007, 21:03 newspaper editor Catherine Tate jillpill 02-10-2007, 21:04 Prime minister Des Lynam cressida 02-10-2007, 21:09 gigolo Anthea Turner jillpill 02-10-2007, 21:19 rat catcher Harry Gration cressida 03-10-2007, 06:32 escapologist Fern Britton Celestial 03-10-2007, 07:12 Mrs Clause ( as in Santa's Wife ) Ryan Phillipee Salome 04-10-2007, 21:16 Ice cream man Bjork jillpill 05-10-2007, 20:43 Scarecrow Michael Owen steveb2007 07-10-2007, 11:58 school teacher. bryan robson? jillpill 07-10-2007, 19:52 tiddlywinks strategist Jordan? Ashcroft 07-10-2007, 19:54 life guard. freddy star jillpill 07-10-2007, 19:55 Ambassador to Germany Ken Dodd? steveb2007 08-10-2007, 15:18 cleaner. christiano ronaldo? Ashcroft 08-10-2007, 17:38 drug dealer.... mike tyson jillpill 08-10-2007, 20:03 butcher gordon brown? steveb2007 08-10-2007, 20:44 bank manager. chris eubank? Daven 08-10-2007, 20:47 gents outfitters Simon Cowell jillpill 08-10-2007, 20:51 Life Coach Neil Warnock? Daven 08-10-2007, 20:52 MP Sharon Osbourne jillpill 10-10-2007, 20:00 Plastic surgeons receptionist Louis Walsh steveb2007 11-10-2007, 18:22 school headteacher. kirsty gallacher? jillpill 11-10-2007, 18:51 Hairdresser Des Lynam steveb2007 11-10-2007, 20:45 pimp. ken barlow? jillpill 11-10-2007, 20:53 OAP Ken Livingstone? steveb2007 11-10-2007, 20:58 traffic warden. freddie mercury (if alive)? jillpill 11-10-2007, 21:05 make-up artist George Michael pattricia 11-10-2007, 21:09 make-up artist George Michael Toilet attendant Grahame Norton steveb2007 11-10-2007, 21:09 policeman. chris evans? jillpill 11-10-2007, 21:15 Ginger Nut graham norton? steveb2007 11-10-2007, 21:16 rent boy. rod hull (if alive)? jillpill 11-10-2007, 21:17 emu trainer Lynford Christie steveb2007 11-10-2007, 21:20 making packed lunch boxes. peter kay? jillpill 11-10-2007, 21:44 giving wheelchair lessons dave spikey? steveb2007 15-10-2007, 06:17 bingo caller. fern britton? jillpill 17-10-2007, 22:07 fitness coach Robert Downey jnr The_Shark 17-10-2007, 22:41 model for next Dawn French jillpill 17-10-2007, 22:43 chocolate taster Lenny Henry |