Ousetunes
10-01-2005, 07:57
So you're sat with a plate full of food infront of you, a nice large glass of wine or a frothy pint in a decent pub and are about to tuck in except that one vital ingrediant is missing.
You might want Henderson's for your pie, horseradish for your Sunday Roast or tomoto ketchup for your kids' chiken nuggets. The place isn't the cheapest but you don't mind paying extra because the food is good and plentiful.
So you ask the waitress/barstaff for the sources and one of two things will happen:
a) you'll be greeted with a board full of tiny pots of sources and condiments which you must there and then choose and apportion to your plate. With aforementioned member of staff literally hanging on your shoulder, you deem it simply too rude to take more than one spoonful of ketchup. But then, the alternative is worse:-
b) pathetic little plastic bags of sauces, vinegars and salt. You can't open them and when you do you've lost half the contents in the process. Yes, they're called sachets aren't they? Why oh why do decent pub chains insist on offering such tacky little portions of condiments? You've just served me a fish thrice the size of my plate; therefore I want thrice the amount of sauce!
And - shame of all shames - I've been in a great pub in Sheffield on numerous occasions and asked for the Henderson's for my meat and potato to be retorted with the unacceptable "We haven't got Henderson's, but we've got Lea & Perrins". Now if I was dining in Australia that might be acceptable, but here in Sheffy? Hang yo' heads in shame!
You might want Henderson's for your pie, horseradish for your Sunday Roast or tomoto ketchup for your kids' chiken nuggets. The place isn't the cheapest but you don't mind paying extra because the food is good and plentiful.
So you ask the waitress/barstaff for the sources and one of two things will happen:
a) you'll be greeted with a board full of tiny pots of sources and condiments which you must there and then choose and apportion to your plate. With aforementioned member of staff literally hanging on your shoulder, you deem it simply too rude to take more than one spoonful of ketchup. But then, the alternative is worse:-
b) pathetic little plastic bags of sauces, vinegars and salt. You can't open them and when you do you've lost half the contents in the process. Yes, they're called sachets aren't they? Why oh why do decent pub chains insist on offering such tacky little portions of condiments? You've just served me a fish thrice the size of my plate; therefore I want thrice the amount of sauce!
And - shame of all shames - I've been in a great pub in Sheffield on numerous occasions and asked for the Henderson's for my meat and potato to be retorted with the unacceptable "We haven't got Henderson's, but we've got Lea & Perrins". Now if I was dining in Australia that might be acceptable, but here in Sheffy? Hang yo' heads in shame!