So Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates.

St Peter opens them and says "Oh it's you Luciano, come on in. Can you
squeeze through?"

Pavarotti says, "hold on, I've got an envelope for you, it's from the
Pope."

So St Peter opens it up and reads it.

'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU"

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They had to order an extra large hearse for his funeral- It's a Nissan Dorma....

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To mark the recent sad passing of Luciano Pavarotti, Maria's are laying on a special memorial buffet in his honour, for this weekend only.

All you can eat for a tenor.....

They are replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.

They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.