The Miller
06-09-2007, 11:48
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake, finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to no one in particular, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you're blind, you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde woman.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
I'm a 6 foot tall, 15 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The woman to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you're blind, you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde woman.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
I'm a 6 foot tall, 15 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The woman to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."