View Full Version : Blind Man in an all ladies bar


The Miller
06-09-2007, 01:48 PM
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake, finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to no one in particular, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you're blind, you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde woman.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
I'm a 6 foot tall, 15 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The woman to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously. Do you really want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Jeerumba
06-09-2007, 02:19 PM
Excellent!!

KJ_VENOM
06-09-2007, 05:01 PM
Class and Classic