Why is it that when you start a thread about something, you always get someone who posts about something else altogether so the thread goes off topic and ends up having nothing to do with the subject you started the thread about?


Changing the subject completely, how many chocolate bourbon biscuits can you fit in your mouth at once? My record is five. ;)

Changing the subject completely, how many chocolate bourbon biscuits can you fit in your mouth at once? My record is five. ;)[/QUOTE]

About 3 at a push :D

Not tried bourbons but I once got four Cream eggs in

Not tried bourbons but I once got four Cream eggs in

4? :o................

But surely if we were to give out biscuits to all asylum seekers it would only encourage more to arrive.

Anyway, changing the subject completely, when was the last time you saw a cloud shaped like a part of the human body?

Not tried bourbons but I once got four Cream eggs in

Er...we are talking about your mouth, aren't we?

Changing the subject completely, don't you find tights tend to chafe your legs if you don;t shave regularly?

4? :o................

Changing the subject - why did they invent Chocolate eggs.
An egg with chocolate around it.
Who on earth thought of that.
They will be deep frying Mars Bars next.
I could not get four of them in though - anyone else!

Changing the subject completely......

I was driving home drunk along the pavement recently when I accidentally ran over and killed my next door neighbour's wife.

Since then he has been brusque towards me, even rude!

Do any other forummers have examples of unreasonable and rude behaviour by their neighbours?

Anyway, changing the subject completely, when was the last time you saw a cloud shaped like a part of the human body?

My husband's body is shaped like like a cloud..does that count?

Do you think the Manchester earthquakes are connected to Etna's eruption?

( I bet Basil won't be able to think of a single rude response to that question :hihi:)

Dame Edna's eruption????

How very dare you!

My eruption is fine possums.

By the way,on a different note,yo,what do you think to the new album by the young rather chubby american rapper/reggae singer Sean Kingston? brap!

Going off topic slightly, are these boils on my penis normal?

Changing the subject - because I DON'T even want to think about the previous:( - why is the washing NOT as soft when you use an all in one washing product as compared to detergent and fabric conditioner seperately??

I've recently bought a new washing machine and am now able to wash my whites to a much greater degree than previously

Changing the subject completely, why don't you see white dog muck anymore?

Maybe white dogs don't poo anymore :hihi:

Do you think it will be a good year for conkers?

it may be...are wet summers a proviso?

Changing the subject....why do singers with microphones always keep looking to the side of the stage?

How is everyone tonight then?

They do Denis
I saw some the other day ...One of the kids were close to picking it up :gag:

Changing the subject slightly. When do the clocks go forward ?:suspect:

is it October?

Changing the subject......anybody got a good recipe for left over sprouts?

Yes,fry them up with some left over spuds and cabbage,or throw them at next doors cat!:hihi:

Changing the subject,why do hamsters only come out at night?

Hamsters are very keen on clubbing hence the nocturnal habit....they get really p**'d off when they find they are in a cage and can't get out to participate in their favourite activity.

Changing the subject...why do we have to wash towels when we only use them after we have cleaned ourselves?

The only reason for this,i can think of,is if i had a bath/shower then dryed my bum etc..on it,then brought the towel round to your gaff,would you then have a bath/shower and then dry your face with it?:thumbsup:

changing the subject,why do women go to the supermarket dressed up like they are in a fashion parade,to but bog rolls,toilet cleaner etc..?

because they don't get out enough.

changing the subject,why don't ducks quaks echo?

because they don't quack in tunnels??

Why are we so impressed with birds that talk when we couldn't give a fig about humans who tweet??

i do care about humans that tweet,honest!!

on a different note,why can't you eat just a couple of chewits,you have to eat the whole lot?

'cos deep down we're greedy?

Why do those metal coat hangers get all tangled up with each other...even when left alone?:o:o

It's because of the static electricity, but how many bourbon biscuits can you get in your mouth?

around 4,but possibly 6 if teeth removed.

whatever happened to sade,the 80's soul singer,with a voice like a nightingale?

is she planning a comeback??

why does a sore tooth stop aching while you are in the dentist's waiting room?

Dunno,the same as when your tv is on the blink,but when engineer comes it usually works spot on!

Why do people in Chesterfield talk funny and say"shot skot"(short skirt),"fost"(first),thosty(thirsty) etc.....?

Presumably because it's their local dialect...

Changing thr subject completely, what do people do about navel fluff when they find it on undressing?

keep it in a box until they have enough to stuff a cushion perhaps?

Why are wrong number callers so huffy with you when it just can't be YOUR fault?

"i'm sure i dialled the right number" er,yeah,ok then!!!:loopy:

Changing the subject,why has Phil Collins brought his hits cd out yet again,for the 20th time and he hasn't had a hit for yonks?:huh:

"i'm sure i dialled the right number" er,yeah,ok then!!!:loopy:

Changing the subject,why has Phil Collins brought his hits cd out yet again,for the 20th time and he hasn't had a hit for yonks?:huh:

He's probably down to his last 10 million!!

Changing the subject...how come no one told until recently that pandas are bears (or same family)?? I mean..bears are bears..pandas are pandas...am I right or am I right??:huh:

...Changing the subject...how come no one told until recently that pandas are bears (or same family)?? I mean..bears are bears..pandas are pandas...am I right or am I right??:huh:
Imagine a panda, but coloured brown. It's a bear, right?

But anyway, exactly how crap were England when they played South Africa on Friday?

Imagine a panda, but coloured brown. It's a bear, right?
Sorry I'm sticking with PANDA!:hihi:
But anyway, exactly how crap were England when they played South Africa on Friday?

I'm sure you're right but haven't taken note...BAD Salome!:(

Changing the subject..I can't 'bear' to think that pandas are really bears in disguise!! :(

...Changing the subject..I can't 'bear' to think that pandas are really bears in disguise!! :(
Don't worry, though they're in the bear family technically, they really are a distinct species. Pandas are pandas :) .

Changing the subject, do you reckon if I finish off this lovely bottle of cabernet-shiraz, all the calories will be absorbed by the shortcake biscuits I'm going to eat at the same time?

Don't worry, though they're in the bear family technically, they really are a distinct species. Pandas are pandas :) .

Changing the subject, do you reckon if I finish off this lovely bottle of cabernet-shiraz, all the calories will be absorbed by the shortcake biscuits I'm going to eat at the same time?

Yes I do!! (Is this the reason I am really overweight at present??? - Noooo I don't think so either!! :hihi::hihi: - at the moment I resemble a Panda - body wise!!)

Changing the subject...why do we encourage babies to talk and then spend the rest of their childhood telling them to "hush up"?? (or was that just me?:))

...Changing the subject...why do we encourage babies to talk and then spend the rest of their childhood telling them to "hush up"?? (or was that just me?:))
Well, personally I think we should encourage children to remain silent until they're at least 18 :hihi: .

But anyway, does Macy Gray really sound like Marge Simpson, or is it just on 'I Try'?

But anyway, does Macy Gray really sound like Marge Simpson, or is it just on 'I Try'?

I wouldn't know as I haven't heard that Macy Gray song

So, red wine and chocolate? Good for the heart or bad, what is this weeks view from the "experts" ;)?

I wouldn't know as I haven't heard that Macy Gray song

So, red wine and chocolate? Good for the heart or bad, what is this weeks view from the "experts" ;)?
You haven't heard that song? :o

As ever, a little of what you fancy...

Changing the subject, iTunes and the iPod: the devil's work, eh?

You pays your money and you takes your choice...where's the corkscrew??


Changing the subject...why is snow white?

Because it is

Changing the subject... what is your favourite colour?

It changes....blue, pink.......all the different shades:confused:

changing the subject slightly....why do politicians nearly always look smug except on the run up to an election??:mad:

Because they get paid a lot for not doing a lot. What would you like to do for a lot, without doing a lot? I've confused myself with all the lots of lots!!!

what a lot of lots you got!:)

why do cars that pull out of side roads at top speed in front of you - when there is no one behind you - always then slow down to 20MPH??

The same drivers who,when you pull out,they put their foot down and drive up your arse!!

Changing the subject,does anyone actually watch hell's kitchen?

Old Nick might, to get some ideas for frying night!

Changing the subject, how many peas are there in a pint?

Why doesn't nobody take me seriously?

Why doesn't nobody take me seriously?

because you've only done half an answer!!:loopy::hihi:

Changing the subject....in a restaurant why does the food on someone else's plate always look tastier that what you've ordered??

They might think yours looks tastier though?

On a different note,How come we eat salt on chips etc...but it kills slugs straight away?