Confession 1:

Myself and David Turner once made a LEGO box with a transparent roof, all attached to an electric motor connected to a 9v battery. We placed various live insects inside the box and spun them around until they disintegrated. Some had wings or legs removed before spinning.


Confession 2:

Myself and my brother forced the stupid child next door to drink a fluorescent concoction of food colouring and dirt. His mother twitched the curtains and did nothing. He was sick.


Confession 3:

I organised a competition to see how far a baby buggy would skid down the pavement while tipped back on 2 wheels and the handles. My toddler brother was strapped in at the time. He screamed... lots.



It was all a long time ago. Please forgive me. :blush:

My little sister was admiring a shiny motorbike which had just pulled up outside the pub we lived in, (she was about 6) I told her to touch the exhaust...

(she wasn't in casualty for too long)

Sorry Sis.

i cant remember all the norty stuff ive done tbh :D

Hit a kid with a chair. Oh, and another with a six foot clothes pole (think that was for hurting snails).

Ummm probably other stuff.

Hit a kid with a chair.
when i first went to college (i was 16 / 17) there was a bully, was about 30 and a big bloke always bullying the younger ones, in the end i got fed up with his bullying ways and picked the chair up and hit him with it :D

when i first went to college (i was 16 / 17) there was a bully, was about 30 and a big bloke always bullying the younger ones, in the end i got fed up with his bullying ways and picked the chair up and hit him with it :D

Now that's not very kind to the teacher!:P

Can I just ask for absolution for between aged 6 & 15 - If it could be done I did it. :blush:

I had seen my mum pushing my little sister up a steep hill in her buggy, she kept giving it a heavy push letting go of it then let the buggy roll back to her.
Next time I took my sister out I did the same thing, only I did it down hill, Ooops good job the concrete lamp post stopped her.
She spent the next couple of hours in the Northern General having stitches put into the back of her head. I told my parents that I tripped over causing me to let go of the buggy, saved me getting a good hiding. Lol

There was one time when I was about 18, I was at College over in Grimsby, on reception duty with loads of people around and other visitors expected, I was really nervous and when I get nervous I tend to be in a bad mood.. Anyway this kid from the College came and sat on the table, so I asked him to move as he was making the place look untidy, he refused so I asked again, he started getting stroppy so I gently pushed him off the table, he kicked me in the shins for my trouble and I saw red at this and started laying into him with my big shoes kicking him and stuff. Unfortunately for me the College Head was in the Building at the time and phoned the Coppers on me for it, I only escaped being carted off and cautioned because the Deputy Head Alison put a good word in for me to the Coppers about how what I'd done was totally out of character even though I do have a bit of a temper.

Not my proudest moment, but he started it, he kicked me first.. The kid was from Sheffield as well, and he was a complete tosser.

I did a poo in the bath I was sharing with my elder sister, Sorry :hihi:

Playing at School with my younger brother. I, of course, was the teacher. I decided he'd been naughty and stood him on a chair so I could whack his legs with my cane (a rolling pin). He moved and I broke the chair! Of course, I blamed him when my parents got home. Really, it was their fault for leaving us alone in the house.

When i were about 11 or 12 my mum went for a smear.

I created a letter on the pc from the NHS logo included. It basicly said that they had done some routine tests and found something very wrong and needed to see her asap in person to discuss the future.

Sent it through the mail system and it arrived spot on April 1st.

Mum opened it and started crying her eyes out.

I had to tell her she was a nervous wreck.

When i were about 11 or 12 my mum went for a smear. ... [snipped]
Good God, now that is evil.

Good God, now that is evil.

Yes it was i was very evil as a child. :D

Think she even wrote into some womans magazine too.

Yes it was i was very evil as a child. :D

Think she even wrote into some womans magazine too.
Did she put you up for adoption? I would have done :| .

no but soon as i joined the forces she moved house and town and never told me. I returned home on leave to an empty house. She did this 3 times throughout my career. Is she trying to tell me something? She now lives 70 miles away lol.

I did a poo in the bath I was sharing with my elder sister, Sorry :hihi:

:o

You did? :gag:

:D

When i were about 11 or 12 my mum went for a smear.

I created a letter on the pc from the NHS logo included. It basicly said that they had done some routine tests and found something very wrong and needed to see her asap in person to discuss the future.

Sent it through the mail system and it arrived spot on April 1st.

Mum opened it and started crying her eyes out.

I had to tell her she was a nervous wreck.

Flaming Nora, I thought I were evil at times. Think I'm a little Angel now. :hihi:

I tried to inject a big slug with salt water, it was a long time ago...

When I was a student I took my housemates goldfish out the tank while he was away and I was looking after it, put it in an ashtray, took a picture of it with his camera then put it back in the tank.
:)

I found a hedgehog and decided to keep it as a pet..... got my little sister to cut up little toads to feed to it ....... sister got ill from the poison on the toads skin...... :blush:
I am a vege now

I did a poo in the bath I was sharing with my elder sister, Sorry :hihi:

A dirty trick.

I was expelled from nursery school for various acts of destruction and bullying - i seemed to spend all my time on the naughty chair anyway

Then i moved to sheffield and got all shy - it took until the age of 16 for me to become a w***** again

Put pegs on my cats tail and laughed as it ran around like a maniac. Never did it again.

When I was very little I used to hit my Basset Hound on the head with a metal spoon as it made a really hollow sound and I thought it was cool :|

I scratched my Mum's new sideboard and blamed my older brother and he got 1/2 dozen belts across his bum from my Dad. Sooooooooooooo Sorreeeeeeeeeeee

I did a poo in the bath I was sharing with my elder sister, Sorry :hihi:

You scruff! :lol: