If you were the other sex for a day?

keep it clean people!
(especially deejay) :P

Erm....have a (very long) shower:heyhey:

Wake up with my head in a bowl of Frosties..

Well, Im known as Lazy, be funny to take a leak sitting down :D

Originally posted by steelcitybab
keep it clean people!
(especially deejay) :P :suspect:

Erm, just checked my AUP and I can't answer this one!

The obvious (not with some guy though, only by myself or other females)

Originally posted by PENGUIN
The obvious (not with some guy though, only by myself or other females)

Dont follow, sorry but could you explain a bit more :hihi:

Originally posted by Deejay
Dont follow, sorry but could you explain a bit more :hihi:
Think of the vids you were talking bout ;) LOL j/k.

Originally posted by steelcitybab
If you were the other sex for a day?


I wouldn't leave my house for a start :heyhey: :clap:

Originally posted by IanMitchell
I wouldn't leave my house for a start :heyhey: :clap:

Do you ever :hihi:

Once chance to be a female for the day and you spend it indoors.. Thats not normal for a female Ian, trust me! :suspect:

Whinge? :hihi:

Id see how many drinks I could get bought I guess :lol:

Originally posted by Deejay
Do you ever :hihi:

Once chance to be a female for the day and you spend it indoors.. Thats not normal for a female Ian, trust me! :suspect:

Deejay, now you may want to go out attracting guys but that's not for me :P:hihi:

Originally posted by IanMitchell
Deejay, now you may want to go out attracting guys but that's not for me :P:hihi:

I never said anything about attracting guys.. Is there something you wish to tell the Forum Ian :hihi:

But then again, if you were a female for the day and did go out who would wash the pots and get the tea on :heyhey:

Originally posted by Deejay
But then again, if you were a female for the day and did go out who would wash the pots and get the tea on :heyhey:

*ducks for cover as the forum ladies kill Deejay*

btw that was pretty funny

:P :clap: :banana:

To be a Man for a day... hmmm!!!

What if a man was to live in a woman's world for a day... :clap:

ie: I would become a builder... I would wolf whistle & shout at all the guys that walked past the site... a curb crawler giving men sexual abuse... or a loud mouth in a pub giving it 'wey hey' at all the men...

But there again... Not sure that would work... i think the majority of men would really appreciate the attention... :roll:

It would be interesting tho to see what it was like to live as the opposite sex for a day... I really have no idea what i'd do...

Maybe a successful business man with a great family & kids...

But there again...


I'm still thinking :?

get up,shout at the kids till it was time for school.come home from school,put the kettle on,put trisha on,kette again,watch this morning,phone me mate up and chat for an hour,look through a catalogue and order 100 quidsworth of ****e...go to the freezer and take some ****e chicken nuggarts out to defrost for kids tea....go to school pick kids up tell them they can't have any sweets..wait for husband to come home and tell him to get his own tea coz ive been rushed off mi feet all day...watch emmerdale corrie eastenders..go to bed....snore and fart till morning.:D

Probably wouldn't get past the mirror in my bathroom, really. Maybe have a bath - girls seem to get more out of those than I ever have!!

i would write down as much about my new self as i could,then when i return to my own state i would read it all and try to understand women a little better,and do all the men on here presume we will turn into a gorgeous woman? with my luck id look like ann widixom or hatty jaquxs

Originally posted by kirky
get up,shout at the kids till it was time for school.come home from school,put the kettle on,put trisha on,kette again,watch this morning,phone me mate up and chat for an hour,look through a catalogue and order 100 quidsworth of ****e...go to the freezer and take some ****e chicken nuggarts out to defrost for kids tea....go to school pick kids up tell them they can't have any sweets..wait for husband to come home and tell him to get his own tea coz ive been rushed off mi feet all day...watch emmerdale corrie eastenders..go to bed....snore and fart till morning.:D


No change for you there then?


:hihi:

Originally posted by Brookie
No change for you there then?


:hihi:

oi shut up or i'll tell the board about your midnight excursions:heyhey:

AM - stay in bed

PM - Ponds forge swimming baths :D :D

come on ladies let's have your thoughts - it's all guys so far, am intrigued what women would do as a man for the day!

Originally posted by Bedhead
come on ladies let's have your thoughts - it's all guys so far, am intrigued what women would do as a man for the day!
i know what my missis would do about 6.30am to annoy me but as it a family board i'll leave to the imagination:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by Bedhead
come on ladies let's have your thoughts - it's all guys so far, am intrigued what women would do as a man for the day!

WOW!!! They say ya learn something new everyday... gonna have to speak to Pauly about this one :confused:

If i was a bloke for the day..i would spend it parellel parking...because i could!

i would go for a wee i a urinal! n admire my body all day!!
hehe, then off t the pub where i can burp n fart to my hearts content!! :hihi:

think it would depend whether i was big and tall, short and fat, strong or weak etc... maybe id go to gym and see how much i could lift?? id def go shopping and maybe go out dancing and see what girls are really like

Originally posted by steelcitybab
i would go for a wee i a urinal! n admire my body all day!!
hehe, then off t the pub where i can burp n fart to my hearts content!! :hihi:

Just go to rotherham- u can do that anyway :D :D

Originally posted by Scottandandy
Just go to rotherham- u can do that anyway :D :D :lol:

thats a good one :thumbsup:

Honestly- im not kidding ;)

In my old local in rotherham its the women you don't stare at or mess with!!! phew!!:help: :help:

Originally posted by steelcitybab
then off t the pub where i can burp n fart to my hearts content!! :hihi:

I hear you do that anyway :hihi: so what would be the point in being the opposite for a day for you :P

Despite my earlier post in this thread Im still alive Ian :clap:

Cruella, are you suggesting women can't parallel park :wow:

Originally posted by Deejay
I hear you do that anyway :hihi: so what would be the point in being the opposite for a day for you :P


:wow: thanx!
but from wht ive heard being a women for a day for you, is just like the weekend.... hey betty! :heyhey:

Originally posted by steelcitybab
:wow: thanx!
but from wht ive heard being a women for a day for you, is just like the weekend.... hey betty! :heyhey:

Another good reason for being a woman for the day or even the weekend.. free drinks for flashing the flesh :heyhey:

Originally posted by Deejay
Another good reason for being a woman for the day or even the weekend.. free drinks for flashing the flesh :heyhey:

don't overdo it though, you'll get urself a reputation :D

Originally posted by Bedhead
don't overdo it though, you'll get urself a reputation :D
bit late for that for deejay.... poor guy! :P

Another good reason for being a woman for the day or even the weekend.. free drinks for flashing the flesh

It takes a certain kind of bloke to fall for that :P

I now have a mental pic of Deej in a low cut top & short skirt :hihi:

I've thought long & hard about the stuff I could do as a man that I can't do as a woman and if it's only for a day then there's not a lot :

Using a urinal has already been mentioned.

I guess I could use the day to get fairer quotes for work needing doing on the house rather than having to ask a male friend round so I avoid the " single female so we can rip her off " trap.

Mind you if I turned out to be like some of my male friends I'd attempt the work myself & end up blowing things up all around the house :P

I could revel in the fact that understanding the off side rule was written in my DNA :)


On the whole it's preferable to stay female I think ;)

Originally posted by Siân
I now have a mental pic of Deej in a low cut top & short skirt :hihi:

Oh dear, I don't think I would wish that picture on anybody :roll:

(besides which I returned those garments back to Steelbab :D )

Originally posted by Deejay
Oh dear, I don't think I would wish that picture on anybody :roll:

(besides which I returned those garments back to Steelbab :D )

:wow: oy mouth... dont blame me for your weekend acts, i hope you ant mishaped them, or spilt anything down them!! i will be sending a bill :lol: :hihi:

I wander everyday how would be my life if i transformrd myself into a girl.... Not travesti but you woke uo one morning and you were a beautiful blonde... how would be your life

Men always answer this by saying, I'd go and hang out in the girls changing rooms for a day. Which I find hilarious because I go swimming regularly, and the girls changing rooms are not at all erotic!! It makes me laugh to think about how disappointed you'd be to find its just a load of normal sized women struggling into their big cotton knickers behind their towels!

If I was a bloke for a day I would run around town waving my willy at people and shouting WUHHHHHHHH.

Originally posted by pascal
I wander everyday


if you wonder that every day i think you need to seek URGENT advicE!

He Moon i didnt mean that i wanted to become a girl but i just want to know how it is.... or i would simply skip into girls clothes and walk around in public... im far from becoming a travesti euh i think so:gag:

I'd shag myself. At least i'd stand a chance with myself:| :o

Originally posted by kathythebean
It makes me laugh to think about how disappointed you'd be to find its just a load of normal sized women struggling into their big cotton knickers behind their towels!


Oh,I am so there:heyhey:

oops,did I say that out loud:blush:

Originally posted by pascal
you woke uo one morning and you were a beautiful blonde...

I don't think I'd need to leave the house.

Originally posted by miniminch
I'd shag myself. At least i'd stand a chance with myself:| :o

What a cracker :hihi: :clap:

I'd pee words on the pavement, just because I could.

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Mo


I'd pee words on the pavement, just because I could.



Is that as a man or a woman?-ive known some very liberated ladies:cool:

i'd do everything a girl isnt allowed to do - burp, fart, sit with legs open, wear big baggy jeans, eat like a pig! hehe

You expect me to answer that question in a family forum? :banana:

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I would want to make an adult movie ;) I cant think of anything else i would want to do as much:P

Originally posted by AJ sheffield
I would want to make an adult movie ;) I cant think of anything else i would want to do as much:P

Would you wear your make-up (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?postid=407701#post407701) in the film AJ? ;)

One would have breakfast in bed on a silver platter. Then one would shower, and allow one's maid-in-waiting to help one choose what to wear from one's wardrobe of 5,000 garments.

After dressing, one would step into the limousine and one would be whisked away by one's personal chauffeur through cheering crowds. One would casually wave back - one is always amused to do this.

One would hand the reins of the corgis to Philip, whilst one would then cut some ribbon to open some giant greenhouse or something similar. After one has shaken hands with people wearing large gold necklaces (is this some common fashion one wonders?), one would sit down to an offical reception.

One would eat cold soup, followed by cold meat with cold vegetables, and skip the pud (one is on Weight Watchers after all).

Then after one's hard day at work, one would relax in the newly installed jacuzzi (avocado, if you must know), holding a cut-glass tankard from which one would be found quaffing Newcastle Brown Ale, nibbling one's canapes, (quail's eggs and roquefort cheese, if you must know), whilst Philip adjusts the video so that one can catch up on Corrie.

That's what one would do if one could be the opposite sex for the day. Alas, this is not to be, and whilst the admiring crowds are watching the missus cut the ribbon, I'm discreetly round the back of the giant greenhouse or whatever, with the corgis and the pooper scoopers.

Originally posted by Kristian
Would you wear your make-up (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?postid=407701#post407701) in the film AJ? ;)
:blush:

Nah but I would keep my high heels on all the way through.

Originally posted by depoix
i would write down as much about my new self as i could,then when i return to my own state i would read it all and try to understand women a little better,and do all the men on here presume we will turn into a gorgeous woman? with my luck id look like ann widixom or hatty jaquxs

How dare you mention Hattie Jaques in the same sentence as Anne Widdicome? Hattie was wonderful - so funny and a brilliant actress. Cute as well............Oh Hattie - where art thou? If I woke up as a woman it would be rubbish, as my sole raison d'etre is as a man in a female dominated profession (primary ed). It's grate............ Women are lovely...... I'm happy to admire from across the gender divide, honest.....and I'm divorced........and I've still got my own teeth.........and my ex-wife's.....

I'd love to be a bloke for a day, I wouldn't care what I looked like because blokes can look rubbish and still be popular because they are 'good blokes.' I'd go out for a drink with my male friends and find out what they REALLY think (I suspect they edit stuff when I'm around - suspect? Of course they do!)
I'd wear yesterday's clothes and pants I found on the floor and I'd go skateboarding safe in the knowledge that its ok to be crap on a skateboard if you're a bloke. If you're a bird its a different story.
I'd play the slots in a pub on my own and nobody would think I was odd and I'd saunter home rather than scurrying for the door with my keys in my hand.
Then I'd eat an enormous pizza without putting on an ounce of weight!

Warming to the theme now - I'd also take my car for a service because, provided I make those 'hmm' noises blokes seem to be taught from birth, it would cost me about £50 quid less.
I'd also spend part of the day wearing braces like an eighties young professional, because I want to (to paraphrase Billie Piper.)

Originally posted by LordSnooty
Oh Hattie - where art thou?

Dead, Snooty.

I know she's dead! (Unfortunately - she was marvellous). I meant it in a sort of (looks up at the sky and waves hands around) 'oh, Hattie, whither does thy spirit rest, adrift in the ether infinite' er, way. It was a cry from the heart, you see. But surely - all this was obvious?

I dunno, women eh.........

Sheffette.. I feel that your 'day in the life' story did not take much imagination.. but is surely just one of those of your husband???? (apart from the car bit.. he just throws those away when they brake!...yeah.. and maybe the braces.. although if he ever fancied it, I know a fabulous orthodontist!)

Hi Leddi, do you know anyone who'll take out my back tooth for free and do a professional job (no string and slamming doors!)
Yes, I must be consumed with husband-envy. Perhaps while I spend the day being him, he could be me with hilarious consequences!

Originally posted by LordSnooty

I dunno, women eh.........

I know you know. I was being facetious in the face of overblown sentimentality. So now you know, and I know. So we all know. Hurrah - now I'm off to bang my head slowly against a brick wall.

Originally posted by Sheffette
I know you know. I was being facetious in the face of overblown sentimentality. So now you know, and I know. So we all know. Hurrah - now I'm off to bang my head slowly against a brick wall.

Altogether now - 'I know that she knows that I know that she knows that I know she's two-timing me. She knows that we know that I know that she knows that we know'... Oh bum, I've forgotten it! Why are you banging your head slowly against a brick wall? Are you doing Pilates?

Originally posted by LordSnooty

I dunno, women eh.........

..........And I was being ironic here. Yeah! That's right, sister! You stick to the irony and let ME handle the ironing! Er, no....hang on a minute.......

Originally posted by AJ sheffield
:blush:

Nah but I would keep my high heels on all the way through.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Oooooo me as a sexy girl? Lets see...
Id wear the most skintight stuff i cud get my hands on, and then go for a nice morning walk bouncing with a confident step.... giving all the guys the dirtiest looks :wink: hot enough to make anyone blush, erm go to work and slap my boss repeatedly untill he screams for mercy. Go have lunch with some sexy guy :D and make all the girls around cry wiv jelousy :thumbsup:, having finished lunch id go get a new fun job wiv my newly aquired mega power of a sexy smile and a giggle. By this time a nice evening should settle and id get ready to go out...2 hours shud be ok (mind u it takes same time for me anyway ). Get to some club, DANCE club no of that goth malarky ( :hihi: ). Ermm come up to a bouncer close and push my perky breasts against his cheast and say something dirty so he faints, dance wiv all the sexy guys, oh and one can only wonder how the night wud end :heyhey:
Hmm Im sure I can write a guide to a female life for men.

Thread? uh? so much for the sharp principles of the forum owner - i got booted for mentioning less, as well as the 'righteous' shouts of Oi this is a family forum' etc. Just shows what a rubbish system it is, and riddled with hypocrisy. To think I was going to let my daughter become a member! Ha!

id find out what men really talk about when the girls arnt there they cant just talk about footie all the time surely

Originally posted by sunshiner
id find out what men really talk about when the girls arnt there they cant just talk about footie all the time surely

nah they talk about girls they have maybe seen across the road once and make out that they have had rampant sex with her and her mates at the same time....then they have a few more pints and talk about how tough they are....then it might be football....few more drinks....few more lies.....take **** out of eachover....more pints...more lies....then go and randomly shout at strangers and get a taxi home while all singing `we are the champions'

more or less lol

If I was a woman for a day, I would watch the soaps on the TV to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe go and buy some shoes. I would have to get someone else to put makeup on me though, as I think it would take quite a few years practice to do a decent job. It would be interesting to go to a pub in a very low cut dress and get served first. It would be great to have long hair again and not be treated like a wierd lowlife.

in answer to the thread....

id say to a girl chum...`come to the toilet with me' and find out why this is such a popular thing to do?

ive never asked a mate to the bog with me lol. :confused:

Originally posted by LordSnooty
Why are you banging your head slowly against a brick wall? Are you doing Pilates?

Aaahh so that's what it is. I always thought it was a type of rice.....

Mod. Note

Now, now, adaline, keep it clean and familial!!

Fair point, Aaarrrggghhh, but as even Mods have lives we can't be everywhere all the time.

Joe

Sure thing Joe :thumbsup: Sorry Aaarrrggghhh, one day Il write a boring version for you :)

Redrobbo, I think you are confusing being female for the day with being queen for the day!

WUHHHH...hahah...It would be great. You could expose yourself to anyone because at midnight you would become the opposite sex again, and it'd be so much fun to try and see them prove it in court!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God... in his infinite wisdom... granted the man's wish.



The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already - 1.00pm... he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9.00pm he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, - I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please! oh please! let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months... though.

You got pregnant last night!"

This could be a lesson for you men out there... be thinking yourselves lucky! :hihi:

If i was a female for the day what would i do??
Id use both sets of L**s to complain with. (like women do!) Id do the lady way of walking very fast to squeeze a fart out so no one knows its me, sit round and watch crapperstreet, and borenders, and probably fart in bed.:hihi:

Originally posted by sas_angel3
i'd do everything a girl isnt allowed to do - burp, fart, sit with legs open, wear big baggy jeans, eat like a pig! hehe

Welcome to my reality......!

Yes.. we're not allowed to do that stuff? Oh dear :blush:

Hmm, how to spend 24 hours as a young lady.....

I presume I'd have to spend more than 5 minutes getting ready for work, but at least when I got there I could spend most of my time phoning up mates and chatting with the other ladies about my friends' relationships for hours on end without ever having to pause for breath. I'd notice new clothes and new haircuts that my co-workers have, which I would have been oblivious to in my previous gender. I'd go for lunch, but only eat half a lettuice leaf, because I know precisely how many calories there are in every foodstuff ever invented, and it scares me.
On friday, I'd gather a horde of friends together and head off to the loos, and spend a good forty minutes in there getting ready for a night out. I'd drink garish alcopops all night, and spend the evening bitching about the clothing/hairstyles/attitude of other women I know. I'd get drunk, try to pull the office stud and burst into tears when he rejects me, at which point I'd disappear back to the loo with my best mate for another hour.


Not much different to my life now really.... :D

Stand in front of the mirror and play with my tits!!

I would watch footie to see if I feel any different about it, grow a beard, have a fight, have a big smelly man dump and a w*nk chaser. Yup..thats about right.

:hihi:

I wouldn't be a man for a day in this country (USA) unless someone paid me a LOT of money. I feel sorry for men here, they really have drawn the short straw.

Originally posted by tulip
I wouldn't be a man for a day in this country (USA) unless someone paid me a LOT of money. I feel sorry for men here, they really have drawn the short straw.

why have they drawn the short straw?

I would spend the day in various opened planned women’s changing rooms / showers etc

I'd scratch my 'bit's, wiggle them about to get them in a more comfy position whilst I chat to my female colleagues.

I'd sit in the comfy chair at home and wait for my dinner to brought to me then burp and demand a beer and demand more beers whilst on my XBox until about 1am in the morning.

I'd spend all day trying to choose a shampoo, conditioner and face cream, the choice is so vast it must take all day.

And I would sit in the bath and watch my 'bits' float - that must be so bizarre....

Originally posted by steelcitybab
If you were the other sex for a day?

I would cry...

Originally posted by Bedhead
why have they drawn the short straw? I live in the usa - it's different for males here!

Originally posted by tulip
I live in the usa - it's different for males here!

well yea i'd kinda gathered that much but doesn't explain in what way it's different? :confused:

Originally posted by Bedhead
well yea i'd kinda gathered that much but doesn't explain in what way it's different? :confused: Men are hen pecked and bossed around by very 'assertive' women x

If I were a male for a day I would try and understand what on earth makes them tick (or not in most cases) and try and get my heard around why they can be so mean sometimes.

Either that or I'd enjoy the peace of mind of being able to sit and not over-analyse everything and anything whilst simultaneously drinking beer and scratching my nether regions.

Originally posted by Bedhead
why have they drawn the short straw? I have a photo that proves my point but not sure how I'd put it on here!