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I've not long come from KFC in town, where I was greeted with a hilarious slanging match between two 'lesser' women, which soon escalated to pushing and shoving as I opened the door.
Effin this, effin that - was easily the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.
The police soon arrived and carted both degenerates off (to the slaughterhouse presumably ;) )
Anyone else see this?
Originally posted by dinp
Anyone else see this?
Nope.
But I wish I had (could do with something/body to laugh at - might take my mind off this %$£"^%£ tooth-ache)!
367squadron 04-01-2005, 20:49 Originally posted by sccsux
But I wish I had (could do with something/body to laugh at - might take my mind off this %$£"^%£ tooth-ache)!
lol, im in the same boat mate. know how you feel!
nope but it sounds like fun, seen a lot of things kick off in KFC.. what do they put in the chicken? :D
Did'nt see the fight , but saw the 2 cop cars out side as i was drving past...
sheffbag 05-01-2005, 07:37 Originally posted by dinp
two 'lesser' women,
Quality pure quality
Ousetunes 05-01-2005, 07:40 Went to KFC Ecclesall Road on Monday to be asked whether I'd be prepared to wait 20 minutes for chicken. Now, incredible as it may seem, I quite fancied getting some chicken, afterall, KFC sells chicken right?
Cafe Rouge it was then....,
franc1987 05-01-2005, 09:10 Originally posted by sccsux
Nope.
But I wish I had (could do with something/body to laugh at - might take my mind off this %$£"^%£ tooth-ache)!
me too try rubbing the gum where it hurts (it hurts a lot but it numbs the pain trust me) bonjela and ibroprufen or paracetemol. (these dont work for me anymore)
Originally posted by franc1987
me too try rubbing the gum where it hurts (it hurts a lot but it numbs the pain trust me) bonjela and ibroprufen or paracetemol. (these dont work for me anymore)
See the dentist asap... Thats if you can make an appointment... I know it can be a nightmare these days...
Hope things get better for you soon...
Sorry back to thread...
Don'tya just love pikey fights!!!!
Originally posted by Ousetunes
Went to KFC Ecclesall Road on Monday to be asked whether I'd be prepared to wait 20 minutes for chicken.
I don't think we understand the concept of "fast food" in this country, in the US these people would be sacked.
spiffymonkey 05-01-2005, 10:22 Originally posted by nick2
I don't think we understand the concept of "fast food"
in this country, in the US these people would be sacked.
I recently went to McDonalds at the Retail Park to be told
that they had run out of chips and coke. This was on a
weekday evening in November (Wednesday, I think).
Originally posted by Ousetunes
afterall, KFC sells chicken right?
Are you absolutely sure of that? There's a great song on The Streets' eponymous album about a fight in a take-away after hours:
Out the club about three, to the take-away
The ****-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezerz looking ordinary and a few looking leery
Chips fly round the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary waiting to blast
No harm with the contest who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous, but
Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick
Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back
You spin round on the attack
'**** you playing at? he looks like a cheshire cat, almost falls down
Your frowns and superman eye lasers don't even register
By now you want to leather this ****
And forever your gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girls now fed up
But stop to think and it's never gonna be the Jackie Chan scene it could have been to end up
But it takes some class to do same in a KFC!
Originally posted by Ousetunes
afterall, KFC sells chicken right?
Now I'm very willing to be corrected but I heard that KFC can't actually call themselves Kentucky Fried Chicken any more because they tamper with the meat so much its no longer classified as chicken. Is this right or have I fallen for an age old urban myth?
Bad_Hair_Day 05-01-2005, 11:17 Originally posted by Scottandandy
Don'tya just love pikey fights!!!!
"Pikey" - I've never heard that one before, so I just looked it up - what a good description!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pikey
Sheffette 05-01-2005, 11:17 Sorry but you have rather. But this wee link should put you right.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm
Ah...wonderful, wonderful internet. I shall now go and berate my veggie mate for spinning me a whole load of b*ll*cks.
moongarden 05-01-2005, 12:01 pikey is just the best description yet!
My Kentish friend informs me that down there there are grades of chav, or pikey. The most extremely offensive are known as 'binners', apparently.
Truly great story about KFC's genetic mishaps. Roaches in Taco Bell? That would imply that its product actually has protein in it. Surely no...
NatalieSheff 05-01-2005, 15:29 did you hear about 9 cases of food poisoning from kfc near netto in hillsbrough??? doesnt surprise me
Originally posted by NatalieSheff
did you hear about 9 cases of food poisoning from kfc near netto in hillsbrough??? doesnt surprise me
Well if people will east from these dreadful establishments they only have themselves to blame :hihi:
My sisters best mate got paid £5000 to keep quiet about a rat bone he found in his KFC - yuk!!!!
never been back since!!
NatalieSheff 05-01-2005, 15:43 how did she know it was rat bone?? i once wrote up a claim for a lady who found major big spider and web in her golden grahams. She was in right old mess, suffered for years after
also done claim for girls who swallowed bit of metal in burger from macdonalds and it ripped her throat so she speaks funny
He was studying to become a doctor so recognised the bone didn't come from a chicken.
Originally posted by Scottandandy
He was studying to become a doctor so recognised the bone didn't come from a chicken.
A chicken doctor ?
haahaa- they used to dissect them in there early training (rats not chickens) i believe.
Originally posted by Scottandandy
haahaa- they used to dissect them in there early training (rats not chickens) i believe.
Another reason why we should all leave our bodies to medical science, they can't practice on rats.
I remember going to BK in Crystal Peaks to be told they had run out of burgers:suspect:
I suppose if fast food places start killing people it'd be natural selection
jenhoppy 05-01-2005, 17:08 Originally posted by robbie
I remember going to BK in Crystal Peaks to be told they had run out of burgers:suspect:
I suppose if fast food places start killing people it'd be natural selection
Didnt know there was a BK in Crystal Peaks.Thought it was KFC and Maccy D's.Mind you not been for a while....?
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