Grim Reaper
29-08-2007, 12:31 AM
1) Do you drive the speed limit?
The Stig is unaware of any limitations on his speed
2) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
The Stig has a collection of tickets
3) What's the fastest you've ever driven?
The Stig has driven in excess of 250mph
4) Do you listen to music in your car?
The Stig listens to language CDs
5) Would you rather be the driver or the passenger?
The Stig prefers to drive
6) Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers?
The Stig's passengers, keep quiet, or scream.
7)Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day?
The Stig has driven over five countries in a 24 hour period.
8) Where was the first place you drove when you got your license?
The Stig's birth certificate is his license.
9) Did you have restrictions on where you could drive when you first got your license ?
The Stig will never be restricted.
8) What kind of car do you drive?
The Stig drives all cars.
9) What was your first car?
The Stig's first car was an AC Cobra.
10) How many cars have you owned?
The Stig's car count is to high to recall
11) Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time?
The Stig was not required to take a test.
12) Are you nervous about driving over bridges/tunnels?
The Stig never gets nervous.
13) Do you have a lot of junk in your car?
The Stig has Clarkson in his car.
14) Is your car clean?
That depends on what The Stig had been doing.
15) Do you sing while driving?
The Stig never sings.
16) Ever driven around without going anywhere?
The Stig does this every day.
17) Ever followed someone while driving just to see where they were going?
The Stig finds this idea interesting and will do so.
18) Do you use cruise control?
The Stig likes to remain in control himself.
19) Do you blast your music?
The Stig likes his audio high.
20) Ever run a red light?
The Stig has never been around long enough to see a red light.
21) Ever been chased by the cops?
The Cops cannot keep up with The Stig.
22) Ever been in an accident?
The Stig crashed a koenigsegg CCX
23) Ever have a flat tire?
The Stig has had numerous flat tires.
24) Ever had something else happen to your car?
Many events have happened to The Stig's vehicles.
25) Does your car have a sunroof?
Some of The Stig's vehicles have a sunroof.
26) Is your transmission automatic or stick-shift?
The Stig likes to remain in full control in a manual
27) Does your car get good gas mileage?
The Stig prefers a car with bad gas mileage.
28) Ever run out of gas?
The Stig has done so in the past.
29) Ever run over an animal with your car?
The Stig has attempted to run over Clarkson.
30) What year is your car?
2007
31) Most passengers you've ever had in your car?
The Stig's highest passenger count is 47.
32) Places you usually drive your car?
The Top Gear track.
33) Ever get your car stuck somewhere?
The Stig has been the victim of such an event.
34) Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours?
This has never happened to The Stig.
35) Ever get a parking ticket?
The Stig rarely parks.
36) Ever driven without a license?
The Stig has always had a license.
37) Ever race your car?
The Stig refuses to answer this question.
38) Have a good driver's ed teacher?
The Stig is self educated.
39) Ever had your windshield wipers stop working?
This has happened to The Stig.
40) Ever lock your keys in your car?
The Stig is not that stupid.
41)Anyone ever throw up in your car?
Many
42) Ever lose your keys?
Again, The Stig is not that stupid.
43) Ever have a dead battery?
The Stig has been thwarted by such an event.
43) Ever hit a paper-box or run in a ditch?
The Stig has never done this.
44) Ever leave your lights on?
The Stig leaves his lights on for effect.
45) Do you have a car payment?
The Stig doesn't make payments on anything.
46) Ever drive drunk?
The Stig doesn't drink.
47) Drive drunk people?
The Stig is unable to diagnose drunkenness.
48) Ever come close to getting in an accident but didn't?
This is a daily event for The Stig.
49) Do you like driving?
The Stig finds it to be a way of life.
50) Do you like your car?
The Stig is passionate about many cars.
The Stig is unaware of any limitations on his speed
2) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
The Stig has a collection of tickets
3) What's the fastest you've ever driven?
The Stig has driven in excess of 250mph
4) Do you listen to music in your car?
The Stig listens to language CDs
5) Would you rather be the driver or the passenger?
The Stig prefers to drive
6) Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers?
The Stig's passengers, keep quiet, or scream.
7)Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day?
The Stig has driven over five countries in a 24 hour period.
8) Where was the first place you drove when you got your license?
The Stig's birth certificate is his license.
9) Did you have restrictions on where you could drive when you first got your license ?
The Stig will never be restricted.
8) What kind of car do you drive?
The Stig drives all cars.
9) What was your first car?
The Stig's first car was an AC Cobra.
10) How many cars have you owned?
The Stig's car count is to high to recall
11) Did you pass your learner's permit test the first time?
The Stig was not required to take a test.
12) Are you nervous about driving over bridges/tunnels?
The Stig never gets nervous.
13) Do you have a lot of junk in your car?
The Stig has Clarkson in his car.
14) Is your car clean?
That depends on what The Stig had been doing.
15) Do you sing while driving?
The Stig never sings.
16) Ever driven around without going anywhere?
The Stig does this every day.
17) Ever followed someone while driving just to see where they were going?
The Stig finds this idea interesting and will do so.
18) Do you use cruise control?
The Stig likes to remain in control himself.
19) Do you blast your music?
The Stig likes his audio high.
20) Ever run a red light?
The Stig has never been around long enough to see a red light.
21) Ever been chased by the cops?
The Cops cannot keep up with The Stig.
22) Ever been in an accident?
The Stig crashed a koenigsegg CCX
23) Ever have a flat tire?
The Stig has had numerous flat tires.
24) Ever had something else happen to your car?
Many events have happened to The Stig's vehicles.
25) Does your car have a sunroof?
Some of The Stig's vehicles have a sunroof.
26) Is your transmission automatic or stick-shift?
The Stig likes to remain in full control in a manual
27) Does your car get good gas mileage?
The Stig prefers a car with bad gas mileage.
28) Ever run out of gas?
The Stig has done so in the past.
29) Ever run over an animal with your car?
The Stig has attempted to run over Clarkson.
30) What year is your car?
2007
31) Most passengers you've ever had in your car?
The Stig's highest passenger count is 47.
32) Places you usually drive your car?
The Top Gear track.
33) Ever get your car stuck somewhere?
The Stig has been the victim of such an event.
34) Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours?
This has never happened to The Stig.
35) Ever get a parking ticket?
The Stig rarely parks.
36) Ever driven without a license?
The Stig has always had a license.
37) Ever race your car?
The Stig refuses to answer this question.
38) Have a good driver's ed teacher?
The Stig is self educated.
39) Ever had your windshield wipers stop working?
This has happened to The Stig.
40) Ever lock your keys in your car?
The Stig is not that stupid.
41)Anyone ever throw up in your car?
Many
42) Ever lose your keys?
Again, The Stig is not that stupid.
43) Ever have a dead battery?
The Stig has been thwarted by such an event.
43) Ever hit a paper-box or run in a ditch?
The Stig has never done this.
44) Ever leave your lights on?
The Stig leaves his lights on for effect.
45) Do you have a car payment?
The Stig doesn't make payments on anything.
46) Ever drive drunk?
The Stig doesn't drink.
47) Drive drunk people?
The Stig is unable to diagnose drunkenness.
48) Ever come close to getting in an accident but didn't?
This is a daily event for The Stig.
49) Do you like driving?
The Stig finds it to be a way of life.
50) Do you like your car?
The Stig is passionate about many cars.