He's doing eight legs of venison for £50.00

Is this too dear?

He's doing eight legs of venison for £50.00

Is this too dear?
no its deer, old jokes are best

Dear oh dear....why I do believe it is :hihi::hihi:

no, i think thats quite cheap actually or am i thinking of the birds there selling:huh: :hihi:

You don;t know the half of it. Last time I walked in he said to me "I bet you £100 you can't reach those joints of meat hanging from the ceiling!"


I thought about it, but in the end the stakes were too high......

Be careful...many more bad puns like those and the mods will give you the chops :suspect:

my butcher advertised chicken dinners for 99p ,i gave him the money and he gave me a bowl of corn.:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

I went into my local speciality butchers the other day and asked if he sold wasp meat. He said no, he didn't sell wasps. Really? I said, there's one in the window!

I went in the butchers and said "Have you got a sheep's head?",he said "f*** off,i always part my hair like this"

and that IS old!! :hihi:

Mind you, his standards are slipping - the last lot of sausages I got off him turned out to have been padded out with bread at one end and soya at the other.
When I tackled him about it he apologised and said he was having trouble making ends meat......

I popped in yesterday and said "Have you got a pigs trotter?"
The butcher said "No,i always walk like this"

He's doing eight legs of venison for £50.00

Is this too dear?

*Tumbleweed passes by.* :hihi:

He's doing eight legs of venison for £50.00

Is this too dear?

went down better the first time I did it.
find your own script sherlock.:P.

our sho is doing chicken dinners for 50p.
you get a bowl of corn.