Answer the question to the person above, in return ask one which will then be answerd by the next person, and so on. Even if you don't know the right answer, you can just put something funny!
So here goes:



Q) What's the title of the 2nd Artic Monkeys' Album?

favourite worst nightmare ?

Whats the square root of 4238948923874892374889723 :)

A donkey :D

How old is your oldest item of clothing?

A white shirt, about 10 years old.

What happened on Coronation St on Friday? :D (I don't actually care, I just couldn't think owt better!)

I can't remember :hihi:

whats your most embarrassing moment

I can't remember :hihi:

whats your most embarrassing moment

Interview with Remploy a week last Wednesday ago, for reasons I'd rather not go into.

What's your proudest moment?

oooh thats a tough un. is it too cliche to say the birth of my boys :D

when did you last laugh?

Just a moment ago

What is the average height of a giraffe?

A bit taller than a tree



Who do I fancy?

Me :love::love:

Whats the time in china? :)

8.42pm


Best film ever?

Fight club, Donnie Darko, The Jacket, Amelie????


Too many to deciede :(

Whats the size of the worlds tallest midget?

King Kong!!

Why don't you fancy me? :D

Because i'm a bloke :hihi::hihi::hihi:

How high is the highest tree in cambodia>?

a foot higher than the next tallest one

How many .5 cm ballbearings can be put into the average jamjar?

59.5


Did I just answer that question?

Possibly

How many envelopes can the average postbox contain?

All my valentines cards!



Best song ever?

All my valentines cards!

The ones you send, or the ones you receive? :D



Best song ever?

Plaisir d'Amour...

Live fast and die young or live long and see it all?

Live long and see it all!

Chicken and chips or fish and chips?

Fish and Chips



my boyfriend?

Unknown--but hope he's good to you

How much holiday do you take?

A lot of money


How many members were there in The Beatles?

Weren't there 5 originally? Until they became the Fab Four?

How long did the oldest man live?

over 100 years



most useful piece of furniture?

(according to the Old Testament, Methusaleh lived for 969 years! you better believe it!)

a folding chair

what country produces the largest crop of soy beans?

Quorn Town



best song ever?

'I'll Wear it Proudly' - Elvis Costello.

Who are more likely to be affected by red-green colour blindness: men or women?

Chances are it's women

How many colours in the spectrum?

Chances are it's women...
Men are more likely to be affected. Women are carriers of the gene though.

There are seven colours in the spectrum.

How many actors have played James Bond on film?

six?



greek goddess of love?

Aphrodite?

whats the longest any ones ever slept for?

They never woke up to tell us


Maroons 5 2nd Album?

It Won't Be Soon Before Long



A song in the charts this week?

Happy Birthday


What colour is tomato ketchup?

red


who sang 'umbrella'?

red


who sang 'umbrella'?

Was it rihanna

How many berries are there in a carton of ribena? :confused:

thousands.

Why is the sky?

Sky is the why?

Whats the largest ape in the jungle?

Gorilla

Whats the worlds smallest mammal ?

mouse?


Best Male Music Artist?

Live long & see all of it!

How many cotton balls in a bag?

Depends on how big the bag is and how large the balls are!!


Why do we nearly always ask someone who has just told us they are going on holiday if they are going anywhere nice?? (Do we think they are stoopid enough to knowingly go somewhere awful!!??):)

Well it might be nice to them but awful to us! :roll:

Why do we always ask taxi drivers if they've had a busy night when really we aren't interested? :huh:

...because we hope it will delay them from putting the metre going??

Why do we apologise when someone bumps into us in the street? (or is this just me?? :hihi::hihi:)

Cos they could be good looking and then we've got a start? !! :hihi:

Why do potatoes always sprout before we get chance to use them? :huh:

it's a light thing!! I keep mine in the fridge.


Why do people ring up and say "Sorry to Bother you" - if they were sorry they wouldn't ring you in the first place now would they??

Oh No! Shouldn't keep potaotes in the fridge they get frost bite or something and shouldn't be eaten!! Please don't Salome!

They say ' sorry to bother you' to put you on the defensive, just say 'well i am bothered please go away' and put the phone down!

Why do you talk to dogs? They don't know what you are saying!

I may have to go and rescue my frost bitten spuds from the fridge in a mo!!

How do you know dogs don't understand us?? Just 'cos they don't answer means nothing...they are cunning little critters!!:hihi::hihi:


Why do they drive on different sides of the road in other countries?? Have foreigners no sense? :):):)

Nope none what so ever
And they drive on the other side of the road so they can get to mcdonalds quicker

Whos the biggest clown ever?

Nope none what so ever
And they drive on the other side of the road so they can get to mcdonalds quicker

Whos the biggest clown ever?

Me cos I cant understand this thread can I ? :huh:



How many threads with " Answer" in have we got ?

Too many to count,probably! (And incidentally, Joseph Grimaldi (1779-1837) was reputed to be the most popular clown and his biography was written by Charles Dickens. It's a bit of an irony that Grimaldi is also the family name of the princes of Monaco, though it is a name they have had for about 800 years!)

Why is a baker's dozen so called?