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MuteWitness
28-12-2004, 12:18
today i passed the s and m butchers when leaving comet on the back of the butchers shop there looked to be a sign placed or graffiti on the wall i couldnt tell which it said "paedo works here" anyone know why its been put there

muddycoffee
28-12-2004, 12:33
Why what are you gonna do go around with loads of right wing nosey parkers and picket the place?

joyphil
29-12-2004, 15:20
What a fantastically-named butcher's. There has to be an innocent explanation. Maybe it employs a large, moustachioed man sporting leather straps and a bloody apron, who goes by the name of Pedro. And whose friends simply find spelling a little taxing. Or perhaps the room upstairs is leased by a children's medicinal practitioner.

Captain_Scarlet
29-12-2004, 23:04
What really astonishes me is the number of spelling mistakes on their boards and window stickers (yes I'm as bad but I don't own a shop).

Least they could do is be careful with apostorphies:
> Prime pork cut's
> joint's
Eeeeeek

And S&M is their names :) and they're bloody good (at poultry, no syntax :d )

muddycoffee
30-12-2004, 08:15
Originally posted by Captain_Scarlet
What really astonishes me is the number of spelling mistakes on their boards and window stickers

Check out this website with local shop sign mistakes.
Can you find any more.
No more apostrophes though there's too many of them

http://www.borracho.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mizphelz/index.shtml

MuteWitness
31-12-2004, 13:59
muddycoffee

no need to be like that! i thought it was rather strange and just wanted to know if any one else saw it. Even though ive always thought it was a strange name for a butchers maybe someone was having a laugh

joyphil
31-12-2004, 15:21
If only this risque trend were allowed to pervade purveyors of goods throughout the land. Buying an ice-cream from a Mr Whippy van could be so much more fun. And bread wouldn't be the only thing to rise at the baker's in the morning. Having despatched butchers and bakers to the graveyard of iniquity, perhaps we might get our pleasures at the candlestick maker. If we don't get snuffed out in the Stephen Milligan fashion, that is.

Talking of which, I suspect twill be but moments before this post gets moderated into decency, so let me quickly wish you randy retail fans out there a Happy New Year

Captain_Scarlet
01-01-2005, 12:08
Originally posted by muddycoffee
http://www.borracho.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mizphelz/index.shtml
Excellent ;)