It's your favourite film, you've watched it a million times and learned all the words . . . . like a geek you always annoy others by saying the lines before anyone else has a chance to hear it! :P

I have to admit I do this to 'Pulp Fiction'. But am also beginning to learn the Star Wars dialogue too now after watching it so many times! aaaaaaagh!:help:

:o Lestat I also do the same with Pulp Fiction ;)

Same goes for Snatch and more recently Lock Stock & two smoking barrels.

I can also recite most of Forest Gump

Umh...

The Burbs
Die Hard
Shrek 2
The Hard Way
LoSer

Stopping there, I could go on for ages :?

Wizard of Oz

"I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!".

Mwaahahahahhaaaa

Originally posted by IanMitchell
:o Lestat I also do the same with Pulp Fiction ;)


Ian,

'So, tell me again about the hash bar?'

no don't - we'll go on for ages! ha ha!:hihi:

What do you want to know?

:P We'll both receive bans

Can you recite reservoir dogs? I prefer the dialogue in that but I can't remember it all!

It's got to be Scum!

Right Bents you B******, I'm the daddy now!. Next time i'll Fa***n kill ya!!!

Originally posted by IanMitchell
What do you want to know?

:P We'll both receive bans

Can you recite reservoir dogs? I prefer the dialogue in that but I can't remember it all!


I'It's legal there right'?

It's really weird but I just like to sit back and watch Reservoir dogs, never really wanted to learn the script. Unlike Pulp Fiction, you feel much more involved in the plot . . . :confused: if you know what I mean - plus the script is so much cooler!:heyhey:

Mine would have to be 'The Italian Job', the original of course with that famous line [which I'm not going to repeat here] I just hope I never find myself in a cinema watching it cos I'll probably get ejected.

Originally posted by Lestat
I have to admit I do this to 'Pulp Fiction'.


Its Pulp Fiction for me too im afraid, although I think i know most of the reservior dogs lines too. (You gonna bark all day little doggie, or you gonna bite??) Tarantino does write fabulous dialogue! :thumbsup: :banana:

Ian - arent you too young to watch pulp fiction mate? :P ;)

Originally posted by Edd
Ian - arent you too young to watch pulp fiction mate? :P ;)

Well only 6 months out lol :P

18 years old in 6 months 8 days :D:D:D:D

I was 15 when I first watched Pulp Fiction!

All Tarrantino films...and Snatch....
.....'Who took the jam out of your donut?'

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... Withnail & I.

The whole film is made of quotable quotes. So don't get me started...

"I demand to have some booze!"

http://www.moviequotes.com/repository/titles/82836.html

stand by me - fave film
plus use austin powers, shrek and ace ventura all the time (shows my mentality heheh):P

Nataliesheff...i must say i love your signature. Very true!

Pretty Woman
Grease
Breakfast Club

and

every episode of Friends:loopy:

Fight Club
The Matrix
Taxi Driver

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Rubysoho

Breakfast Club


classic film
does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

pretty woman - it was the first video I bought and the only one I had for about two months until I could afford to buy any more.

I watched it so manay times - i know every word in the script and every song...... can't bear to even watch it now,,,,,

It has to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!

"It was great when it all began ......."

Films I've enjoyed so often I know them off by heart:

"Grosse Pointe Blank"
"Airplane"
All the "Naked Guns"
Dare I say it "My Fair Lady" (running and hiding!)

From tv:

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

I'm feeling a bit of a saddo now ....

StarSparkle ;)

Not my fave film, but the film I can recite is 'BASEketball' :D

From TV, "I'm Alan Partridge"

Top Gun
Fargo
Casino

Originally posted by cruella
Nataliesheff...i must say i love your signature. Very true!

Yep ... me too ... especially the first line :)

The Italian Job
Get Carter
Lock Stock
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Mallrats
Dogma

Need to get a hobby..........

Can you all seriously recite these start to finish or do you "just know a lot of them"?

Like could you just sit down and write it all down on a sheet of paper, or would you need to actually be watching it to know the dialogue that is coming up?

So far Pulp Fiction is the only one that I can properly recite! I know each scene, each bit of music, each gun shot and every line and which character says it! . . . . . I know what you're thinking . . . . Sad B****rd!

The thing is, it's not through watching it on purposeand learning every line like a total geek, but everytime you watch a film you love - you learn abit more! Thats my excuse anyway and I'm sticking to it.:P

the wizzard of oz i could reel off lines from that film so good i am ive started watching it with a german soundtrack

ill get you and your little dog 2:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Originally posted by Lestat
So far Pulp Fiction is the only one that I can properly recite! I know each scene, each bit of music, each gun shot and every line and which character says it! . . . . . I know what you're thinking . . . . Sad B****rd!

The thing is, it's not through watching it on purposeand learning every line like a total geek, but everytime you watch a film you love - you learn abit more! Thats my excuse anyway and I'm sticking to it.:P

go on tell me about those hash bars again:D :D :D :D

Originally posted by Jamie
Yep ... me too ... especially the first line :)
are you thinkin botty burps? or rude things?
can i say a series i loved and love to quote? queer as folk - im doing it, im really doing it! stuart alan jones dare i say sher-wing!

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
are you thinkin botty burps? or rude things?
can i say a series i loved and love to quote? queer as folk - im doing it, im really doing it! stuart alan jones dare i say sher-wing!

Wot ME !? ... thinking rude thoughts !!? ... well I wasn't ... but I am now (thanks).

Lost in Translation - Sophia Copolla does cracking films!! It brings back so many memories as I grew up in Japan.

Gotta be Titanic for me - still remains the best film ever made!!! :clap:

Originally posted by Kittenkel
Gotta be Titanic for me - still remains the best film ever made!!! :clap:

Another classic story ruined by shoddy acting :roll:

Originally posted by Kittenkel
Gotta be Titanic for me - still remains the best film ever made!!! :clap:

The original was better... without the tacked on love story. It was basically the same script as well.

Back To The Future..

I wish I was cool enough to say Pulp Fiction too.. but i'm still living up the 80s :)

!Great Scott!!

oh and The Goonies

oh dear, i'll stop now

Originally posted by iffypop
oh and The Goonies

oh dear, i'll stop now
andy....you goonie!!!!!!!!!

The Blues Brothers.

Jake: "Cars got a lot of pick up."
Elwood: "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddya say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what?"
Jake: "Fix the cigarette lighter."


"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

:D

Originally posted by Markoos
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

:clap: Go on mate... Sheer class that film. In fact I could recite that film, scary!

Hi everyone, this is my first post after trolling for long enough....

Dirty Harry

This is Spinal Tap

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Aliens

far too much of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and....and....


I really ought to get out more, actually..........

Way Out West starring Laurel & Hardy.

"What did he die of?"
" I think he died of a Tuesday...or was it a Wednesday"

Fantastic comedy, no swearing or smut and still funny!

The Goonies
Tremors
Home Alone
Grease are the 4 main ones, as used to watch them over and over again when i was younger, following close behind...
Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Home Alone 2

All very cheesy films, but what else do you watch when your around 10?! haha, lots of other films are slowly getting their dialogue imprinted on my brain, but its not because i sit down to learn it, never has, its just i watch them a lot! *crazy*

lion king

happy gilmore

finding nemo

drop dead fred

Go on mate... Sheer class that film. In fact I could recite that film, scary!

Shame about the sequel though. :(

Happy Gilmore

I watched that again last night whenI was very drunk. I was quoting to much of it and p***** off my housemates.

"Why won't you go home ball? It's your home, are you too good for your home?"

Originally posted by davbak
Hi everyone, this is my first post after trolling for long enough....

Dirty Harry

This is Spinal Tap

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Aliens

far too much of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and....and....


I really ought to get out more, actually..........

Welcome!

Originally posted by Robbie_Lovin
lion king

happy gilmore

finding nemo

drop dead fred
drop dead fred - not seen that for ages, rik mayall is a legend!

American werewolf in London has to be my most watched film ever.
Followed by Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
And then maybe back to the futures 1 and 3. (Let's never mention 2 again.)

Edit - Lost in Translation is brill but haven't had time to memorise it yet.

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
drop dead fred - not seen that for ages, rik mayall is a legend!

Phoebe Cates is hot but didn't rate the film really.

Friday
Austin Powers (possibly all 3 of em)
Happy Gilmore
Monty Pythons Life Of Brian
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

probably a few more...

Anything with Tom Hanks in and all the Carry on films.

Originally posted by CathS
Anything with Tom Hanks in and all the Carry on films.

Tom Hanks was funnier before he had AIDS.

The Rocky Horror Show. I used to watch it 2 or 3 times EVERY week when I was younger, for months and months.......

Originally posted by Markoos

"Why won't you go home ball? It's your home, are you too good for your home?"

"YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN, YOU THINK THAT FUNY HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU LAUGHING NOW!!!"

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
drop dead fred - not seen that for ages, rik mayall is a legend!

I quite fancy him in that. :blush:

Someone mentioned earlier "Titanic"... It can't hold a candle to the brilliant "Poseidan Adventure"!

For years I've been looking for it, then I got two DVD's for Chrimbo. Aren't I a lucky girl? :clap:

Originally posted by Pauline BHG
The Rocky Horror Show. I used to watch it 2 or 3 times EVERY week when I was younger, for months and months.......

I have to agreee, Pauline, about the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

If I want to give myself a good laugh, I will put TRHPS on...

There's something about Tim Curry in a basque! (blush)

and Meatloaf as Eddie... swoon!

"when Eddie said
He didn't like his teddy,
You knew he was a no-good kid,
When he threatened your life,
with a swichblade knife...
-What a guy,
-Makes you cry.
-'Und I did'.."

Love it!

PT

I watched Pretty Woman the other day and was surprised at how much of the script I knew. aaaaaaargh

Still lov it though. haha

poseidon adventure.......................

i am so ashamed.....

Originally posted by crowefan
poseidon adventure.......................

i am so ashamed.....

What's up with that?!

It's really sad when the fat woman dies helping all the people get through the underwater bit, cause she used to be a champion swimmer. :(

The Big Lebowski

Planet of the Apes

Young Frankenstein

Cool Hand Luke

Raising Arizona

Toy Story

Goodfellas

The Ladykillers (the version with Tom Hanks)

I need to get out more as well!

:) Sierra

Originally posted by FetishFairy
It has to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!

"It was great when it all began ......."

Absolutely! Even worse I brought the audience participation album a while back, and now not only do I know the film script, but all the 'additional' stuff too ;)

Sadly, know pretty much every line from Repo Man (edited TV version with swear words replaced with 'melon farmer') and the proper version)

And Withnail & I

Originally posted by uniB
Sadly, know pretty much every line from Repo Man (edited TV version with swear words replaced with 'melon farmer') and the proper version)

And Withnail & I

Ever played the famous Withnail & I game? have a swig of beer everytime they do in the film . . guarantees you'll be p***** by the end of the film!:hihi:

"YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN, YOU THINK THAT FUNY HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU LAUGHING NOW!!!"

"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"

"You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?"

"No!?"

I know most of the lines in Terminator 2 as well . . . :help: :blush:

Can't remember if I've posted on this thread before (and can't be bothered looking :P ) but if not:

Grosse Pointe Blank - I've lost count of how many times I've seen this I love it so much

And, embarrassingly,

My Fair Lady :blush: I've seen this so often I can recite the dialogue before it's spoken by the characters! That's a bit scary..... :D Quality film though

StarSparkle

Originally posted by StarSparkle
Grosse Pointe Blank - I've lost count of how many times I've seen this I love it so much


I bought this on Dvd the other day on the strength of seeing it once when drunk and loving it so much. It's now one of my fave films.

I can recite Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid pretty much word perfectly nowadays, ever since I got the Dvd (thanks RPG)

Wilf

Like most others. Pulp Fiction tops the list for me.


Some others though are --->

Drunken Master
Terminator
Friday

I don't get it!

How can you possibly enjoy watching a film more than once?

I'd need the memory and attention-span of a goldfish (Oh! Look! A Castle!) in order to happily watch a film that I'd already seen once before...

I can't even watch a film that's predictable... Star Wars, for example (I had to sit through one of the many versions the other night, no option)... SFX of spaceships zooming around... Followed by serious-sounding dialogue (How the actors keep a straight face when discussing the 'force' beats me, they deserve Oscars for that alone)... THEN, just to break the monotony, there's yet ANOTHER battle with light-sabres... Have these dolts never heard of hand-held, projectile-firing weapons? Swords are SO 'yesterday', surely?... Followed by the whole sad, nonsensical, predictable pattern of events repeated ad-infinitum... Rarely have I been so glad to see the end-credits roll! ;)

I have no memory so it is difficult but True Romance and Jay and Silent Bob are two I can generally do. The Big Lebowski as well.

I tend to watch a lot of foreign films so I don't think I'll be learning them word for word!:D

Sleepless in Seattle!..... And Pulp Fiction

I always like a variety hehe :)

For me too has to be rocky horror picture show.my kid know all the script too by the age of 4 she now 10 :blush: and she knows most below.

Also
Blade - most tom hank films - lost boys - american pie - dude where my car.


And with haveing kids in house and the film played over and over - Finding nemo - toy story - shark tale - harry potter :help:

Originally posted by robbie
I have no memory so it is difficult but True Romance and Jay and Silent Bob are two I can generally do. The Big Lebowski as well.


True Romance - definately !! I love it !!

quote from TR removed as being not quite right for a family Forum.... :)

i love that. so so funny :D

ok I may live to regret this but for me it has to be the wedding singer- that bit where he is in first class ( helped by billy idol) comes through the curtain singing " i wanna make you smile..." I'm sorry folks if I lowered the tone, but I feel better now thanks :clap:

Definitely the original Star Wars trilogy...

Haven't read the thread but Withnail and I :)

Originally posted by kathythebean
Haven't read the thread but Withnail and I :)

": I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. "

pure class

I know 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Hannibal' rather well, and am able to recite whole chunks in Lector's reptilian manner for the amusement of my wife. The things one does for love.

Originally posted by timo
I know 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Hannibal' rather well, and am able to recite whole chunks in Lector's reptilian manner for the amusement of my wife. The things one does for love.

posting your bedroom antics again Timo? :suspect:

For me it has to be; Kes, a clockwork orange , the life of brian and withnail and i. All of em I've seen a squillion times

Grease....sad I know but true

on the buses when jack says ..............Red hot blooded italian birds..corrrrrr!!!

For a time I could recite the whole dialogue from Halloween.

when i was a kid it was "twice two" (laurel and hardy)

now i'm an old boring f..t it's "all the presidents men", even down to the names of the minor players!

anyone else seen this? everything looks so modern despite being made in 1976....and every character seem so believable, even down to the minor roles...

happily though i also still also know most of the lines of "carry on regardless", which i watched again today!

:) :( :loopy:

Peter Jacksons "bad taste" :)

gee they come to bits easy

suck my spinning steel s*@^$£*£@

etc

also choice cuts from shaun of the dead too :)

'A Life Less Ordinary' I can quote huge chunks of it e.g: when Roert has just kidnapped Celine and they're in an abandoned house and he's tying her up.

Robert: Now, I'm not gonna hurt you, but I am the kidnapper...and you are--
Celine: The victim.
Robert: And that's just the way it is.
Celine: It's okay, I've been through this before.
Robert: Kidnapped before?
Celine: Yeah, I was 12.
Robert: That's terrible!
Celine: It was a long time ago....
Robert: So......how am I doing?
Celine: At the kidnap? So far you're not doing too bad.
Robert: Thank you. Now, I'm just tying you up so you can't escape.
Celine: I know that.
Robert: Because of course, you would try.
Celine: Are you gonna try to have sex with me?
Robert: No!
Celine: Isn't that what you brought me up here for?
Robert: No it is not.
Celine: It didn't even cross your mind?
Robert: No....well...No!
Celine: Do you have a problem with sex?
Robert: N-no...
Celine: Oh so you're just frightened of it?
Robert: No!
Celine: Nervous then?
Robert: Look, I'm not nervous!
Celine: Okay then, calm down!
Robert: I'm perfectly calm, I'm just trying to explain to you that there's no sexual motive in my actions.
Celine: Glad we got that cleared up.
Robert: So, what did they do next?
Celine: They...stuck a needle in my arm. Then they took a pint of blood and sent it to my father...the next week they did the same and the same the next until he paid up. He waited six weeks....that's what happens to the victim.

I literally know it off by heart :D

The Big Lebowski.

The Dude abides.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Markoos
[B]The Blues Brothers.

Jake: "Cars got a lot of pick up."
Elwood: "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddya say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what?"
Jake: "Fix the cigarette lighter."


"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

I totally agree Markoos, my all time fave film:
"Sh*t
What
Rollers
No
Yeah
Sh*t"

Or : "are you guys the police?" "No ma'am we're musicians"

Casablanca

Too many great lines to choose from

Dumb and Dumber
Anchorman (so funny)
Gladiator
Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

I'm sure there's more :)

The Sound of Music.

I think my mum must have played it to me when I was in the womb. All the songs, all the voices, everything.

I can't help it!!