It makes you wonder how much eye-candy the producers will stick into this drivel in order to attract a male audience.

But it adds a whole new dimension to the question "Is that soap on the TV?"

It makes you wonder how much eye-candy the producers will stick into this drivel in order to attract a male audience.

But it adds a whole new dimension to the question "Is that soap on the TV?"

Eye Candy? I dunno.

She was borderline boiler a few years ago, and now she seems to be developing a Dagenham facelift.

Another desperate attempt on the part of Eastenders. I saw an advert for it the other day and I just thought it looked like a load of rubbish. I never know who anybody is in it these days.

I never watch Eastenders, but if they cast Samantha Janus as a rabid SF poster I might start!

She doesn't look bad for 34.

I used to like watching her in Pie in the Sky and Game On in the 90s

I once remember seeing her in a film with her kit off inviting someone in.Any ideas what it's called ?

Samantha Janus and her sister are flipping awful Bloody ludicrous storyline, even for Easties!

'Oh Aunty Peggy will be mad'

Aunty Peggy?! Theyve never been to any weddings/funerals or been mentioned. Sorry soaps wind me up when they introduce dull characters for no reason!

Good job theres Hollyoaks :D

I recall the drama she was in some years ago with Gryff Rhees Jones. He was a demobbed entertainer and she was hot. I also liked her in the sitcom, can't recall the name, but eastenders ..... Haven't watched it in years, well since I got a life.

I once remember seeing her in a film with her kit off inviting someone in.Any ideas what it's called ?


I think your on about the film " Up And Under " where she coaches a team of crap rugby players, it had that chap from 2 point 4 children in it who sadly died not so long ago :(

She's vile, nothing attractive about having eyes on 10 inch centers and a gob from ear to ear.

I don't rate her, I don't rate her at all.

She was in some dreadful, dreadful, horrendous, and dire series about 7/8 years ago, where she played one of a pair of sisters who were insanely jealous of each other. Imogen's face, or something IIRC.

The most memorable line in it was where her character says to her sister "You are jealous of me because I'm so beautiful!" :roll: it was only memorable for its cheesiness, and wooden acting, really.

She reminds me strangely of a trout....the storyline with the sisters and Ian Beale is funny, though.

Eye Candy? I dunno.

She was borderline boiler a few years ago, and now she seems to be developing a Dagenham facelift.

Yes, something strange about her face, I wondered if she'd had a nose job, and it had somehow put her face out of proportion

I saw the trailer for EastEnders featuring these new arrivals having lots of fun. I happened to catch ten minutes of one episode last week and there they were - walking around looking glum with faces liked smacked ar*es.

When will the BBC realise that while EastEnders is nothing more than 30 minutes of misery, no amount of "eye candy" (it's pushing it a bit - hardly Hollyoaks!) will persuade viewers back. Most people already have enough misery in their lives without sitting through more willingly.

Doesn't she have a Transvestite sister/brother called Hugh?

Er, ahem.. *Gets coat*

I really don't see the attraction with either of them!!!

I once remember seeing her in a film with her kit off inviting someone in.Any ideas what it's called ?

Songs of Praise (The Director's Cut)
It's the one with Aled Jones and Thora Herd in the brothel scene.

I really don't see the attraction with either of them!!!

Both complete barkers.
Woof Woof.

I think your on about the film " Up And Under " where she coaches a team of crap rugby players, it had that chap from 2 point 4 children in it who sadly died not so long ago :(


Yep,that's the one.:)

Got a Tv,like a plasterers radio

She was borderline boiler a few years ago, and now she seems to be developing a Dagenham facelift.


She's vile, nothing attractive about having eyes on 10 inch centers and a gob from ear to ear.

There's me thinking everyone except my good self was finding her attractive :gag:

I'm sure Samantha Janus' profile would be boosted if someone could think of a word for which her name was Cockney rhyming slang.

I can;t think of one - can you?

I'm sure Samantha Janus' profile would be boosted if someone could think of a word for which her name was Cockney rhyming slang.

I can;t think of one - can you?

Igor, flick the switch, he's aliiiiiiiiiiiiive :)