Rules of play:

you take the sentence written in the post above, and change ONE WORD ONLY! do NOT re-order the words, just change one word...

the resulting sentence has to make sence...

usual rules of no profanity etc apply...
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I went into a bar, and ordered a pint, and a packet of salted nuts!

I went into a chemists and ordered a pint and a packet of salted nuts (thus??????????)

I went into a chemists and ordered a pint and a packet of monkey nuts

i went into a chemists and ordered a pint and a packet of man nuts

i went into a chemists and ordered a pint and a packet of man eaters

i went into a church and ordered a pint and a packet of man eaters

i went into a church and ordered a pint and a packet of odour eaters

i went into a church and ordered a pint and a packet of odour eaters

I went into a church and ordered a pintand a packet of lotus eaters

I drove into a church and ordered a pint and a packet of lotus eaters

I rode into a church and ordered a pint and a packet of lotus eaters

I rode into a stable and ordered a pint and a packet of lotus eaters

I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of lotus eaters

I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of ant eaters

I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of ant eggs

I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of elephant eggs

I rode into a jungle and ordered a saddle and a packet of elephant eggs
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I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of elephant eggs

I rode into a stable and ordered a saddle and a packet of duck eggs

I rode into a jungle and ordered a saddle and a packet of duck babies

I rode into a jungle and ordered a saddle and a packet of jelly babies

I rode into a jungle and ordered a monkey and a packet of jelly babies

I flew into a jungle and ordered a monkey and a packet of jelly babies

I flew into a museum and ordered a monkey and a packet of jelly babies

I flew into a museum and ordered a drink and a packet of jelly babies

I crawled into a museum and ordered a drink and a packet of jelly babies

I crawled into a museum and demanded a drink and a packet of jelly babies

I crawled into a garage and demanded a drink and a packet of jelly babies

I crawled into a garage and demanded a drink and a packet of jelly lips

I crawled into a prison and demanded a drink and a packet of jelly lips.

I crawled into a prison and demanded a drink and a packet of jelly lips.

I crawled into a house & demanded a drink and a packet of jelly lips.

I crawled into a house & demanded a drink and a box of jelly lips

I crawled into a house & demanded a drink and a box of jelly lips

I ran into a house & demanded a drink & a box of jelly lips.

I ran into a house and demanded a drink and a box of jelly nips

I ran into a house and demanded a drink and a box of jelly nips

I ran into a bungalow and demanded a drink and a box of jelly nips.

I ran into a bungalow and demanded a drink and a box of jelly dips

I ran into a bungalow and demanded a drink and a box of jelly dips

I walked into a bungalow and demanded a drink and a box of jelly dips.

I walked into a bungalow and asked for a drink and a box of jelly dips

We walked into a bungalow and asked for a drink and a box of jelly dips

I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a packet of jelly babies.

I ran into a desert and ordered a saddle and a

Sorry :blush: I ate the jelly babies ......

I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a packet of jelly shots

.. how did we get back onto desert and saddle?? last I knew we were walking, into a bungalow... :O

I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a packet of jelly shots


I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a factory of jelly shots

I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I rode into a desert and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I rode into a nursery and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I rode into a chipshop and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I rode into a chipshop and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I rode into a bakers and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots

I looked into a bakers and ordered a saddle and a factory of gun shots.

I looked into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a factory of gun shots

I looked into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a sparsity of gun shots

I looked into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a sparsity of cream shots

I looked into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a bag of cream shots

I fell into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a bag of cream shots

I strode into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a bag of cream shots

I strode into a bakers and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots

I strode into a pub and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots

I strode into a foundry and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots

I strode into a foundry and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots

I skipped into a foundry and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots.

we skipped into a foundry and ordered a flapjack and a bag of vodka shots.

We skipped into a foundry and ordered a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

We skipped into a foundry and ordered a hammer and a bag of lead shots

We skipped into a laundrette and ordered a hammer and a bag of lead shots

We skipped into a laundrette and chewed a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

We skipped around a laundrette and chewed a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

We bumbled around a laundrette and chewed a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a laundrette and chewed a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer and a bag of Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer inside a bag of Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer inside a bag on Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer circumventing a bag on Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer circumventing a dodecahedron on Vodka shots

Sting bumbled around a university and chewed a hammer circumventing a dodecahedron on Vodka paraphernalia

sting bumbled around a university and chewed a poodle circumventing a dodecahedron on vodka paraphanalia

sting perambulated around a university and chewed a poodle circumventing a dodecahedron on vodka paraphanalia

Sting perambulated around a university and chewed a mastadon circumventing a dodecahedron on vodka paraphanalia

Sting perambulated around a university and masticated a mastadon circumventing a dodecahedron on vodka paraphanalia

Sting perambulated around a university and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron on dromedary paraphernalia

including spelling corrections...

sting perambulated circumnavigating a university and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron on dromedary paraphernalia

sting perambulated, circumnavigating a university and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

sting perambulated, ate a university and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

sting perambulated, ate a umbrella and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

sting perambulated, ate sheffield university and masticated a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

sting perambulated, ate sheffield university and hidden a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

bowie perambulated, ate sheffield university and hidden a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

bowie perambulated, ate sheffield station and hidden a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia

Cliff perambulated, ate sheffield station and hidden a mastodon circumventing a dodecahedron dispensing dromedary paraphernalia