sheffexpat
18-12-2004, 14:52
Only 13 lucky days left to the New Year and these will be the most likely events:--------
Feb.:- General election and a hung parliament.New Labour goes into an alliance with the WE ARE RIGHT Party,a self -proclaimed fascist party.It gives New Labour--W.A.R. Party a majority of one."I am not doing this to hold onto power for my own sake. Oh,no",declares Tony Blair,"It's because we have some exciting new regulations to bring out yet to get us out of the mess the Tories left us ,in 1996". The new Home Secretary is Boris Jacbote of the W.A.R.party.Prescott threatens to resign ...but doesn't.
March:---Blunkett is brought back to the Cabinet and made Minister of Certain Things. The carrying of anything metal in public is now illegal.People are issued with special pouches for coins {£25each].
April:----Michael Howerd resigns and is replaced by Ted Heath."Now we will get somewhere " says John Redwood.
May:-- Peter Mandelson is made new Chancellor."I will soon have these money problems sorted " he tells the Daily Mirror.Gordon Brown resigns from parliament and goes to live on Iona.Bye-election "eventually" announces Blair.
Feb.:- General election and a hung parliament.New Labour goes into an alliance with the WE ARE RIGHT Party,a self -proclaimed fascist party.It gives New Labour--W.A.R. Party a majority of one."I am not doing this to hold onto power for my own sake. Oh,no",declares Tony Blair,"It's because we have some exciting new regulations to bring out yet to get us out of the mess the Tories left us ,in 1996". The new Home Secretary is Boris Jacbote of the W.A.R.party.Prescott threatens to resign ...but doesn't.
March:---Blunkett is brought back to the Cabinet and made Minister of Certain Things. The carrying of anything metal in public is now illegal.People are issued with special pouches for coins {£25each].
April:----Michael Howerd resigns and is replaced by Ted Heath."Now we will get somewhere " says John Redwood.
May:-- Peter Mandelson is made new Chancellor."I will soon have these money problems sorted " he tells the Daily Mirror.Gordon Brown resigns from parliament and goes to live on Iona.Bye-election "eventually" announces Blair.