iff you had thirty minutes to live what would you do

Isn't it obvious, we are English. Have a nice pot of tea of course !!

please..... id go and get drunk!!!! :clap:

Try and find a way to survive! lol

Naw if there was no way out and it was a painless death, I'd drink a few pints, eat some nice food and play guitar

Originally posted by steelcitybab
please..... id go and get drunk!!!! :clap:

Please teach me how to get drunk in 30 minutes :loopy:

As for me.. Id dedicate my last 30 minutes to a strong beer and a bit of Ornithology :heyhey:

Originally posted by Deejay
Please teach me how to get drunk in 30 minutes :loopy:

As for me.. Id dedicate my last 30 minutes to a strong beer and a bit of Ornithology :heyhey:

absinthe mate....its all good :thumbsup:

If death was inevitable, i would slap one of my Peter Kay DVD's on and die with tears streaming down my face for all the wrong reasons!!

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Originally posted by Deejay
Please teach me how to get drunk in 30 minutes :loopy:


So you've never heard of pint racing mate?!?!

Originally posted by Deejay
Please teach me how to get drunk in 30 minutes :loopy:



Hold whisky under your tongue until it hurts.

Originally posted by IanMitchell
So you've never heard of pint racing mate?!?!

Yes my current best is 4.17 Seconds.. so put that into 30 minutes.. WAHEY I'll be drunk :clap:

Originally posted by Deejay
Yes my current best is 4.17 Seconds.. so put that into 30 minutes.. WAHEY I'll be drunk :clap:


No no no.... line up 4 pints in a row about 3 metres apart on a street. That's per person. They have to down the 1st pint, run to the end of the street and down the 2nd, run to the end of the street.... and so on ;)

Please teach me how to get drunk in 30 minutes

Surprised u had to ask that Deej - you've seen me do it on a glass of your punch in under 10 mins!!!

Originally posted by IanMitchell
No no no.... line up 4 pints in a row about 3 metres apart on a street. That's per person. They have to down the 1st pint, run to the end of the street and down the 2nd, run to the end of the street.... and so on ;)
Like the idea of watching people do that, a bit too much like hard work for myself though.

30 mins, hmmm well now I have 29 and worrying like crap!

Kill the first person I see, then fornicate with the best of what was around when I found out.

Just an idea mind!

Originally posted by Siân
Surprised u had to ask that Deej - you've seen me do it on a glass of your punch in under 10 mins!!!

Ahhh Yes :hihi: But I was on about me, I can't get drunk in 30 mins, not matter how hard I tried..

Maybe I should drink the punch...

Originally posted by venger
Kill the first person I see


Naw kill someone you don't like :D that'd be good.

We only have 30 minutes... Why waste it looking for someone :P

If I had 30 minutes left, I would go get a bus to meadowhall, find a TV shop, have satalite TV and dish installed and watch re-runs of Emmerdale farm. If there was any time left then, I would have a walk to the KFC and pig out, then run off without paying :hihi:

Originally posted by viking
If I had 30 minutes left, I would go get a bus to meadowhall, find a TV shop, have satalite TV and dish installed and watch re-runs of Emmerdale farm. If there was any time left then, I would have a walk to the KFC and pig out, then run off without paying :hihi:
Ha..you'd be lucky..you'd die stood in a bus shelter cursing First...not a good way to go.

If i had 30 minutes left, it would have to be sex and in the other 29 minutes it would have to be chinese and corrie :heyhey:

Originally posted by sunshineyday
If i had 30 minutes left, it would have to be sex and in the other 29 minutes it would have to be chinese and corrie :heyhey:

lol you can't have a chinese and watch corrie in 29 minutes!

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Probably get a big mug of Whiskey (really must buy some glasses), put Deftone's 'Around the Fur' on at full volume, and have a final full on mosh!

Either find a plane and learn to fly or find a plane and jump out of it once in the air.
Either way it wouldn't matter if I was rubbish at it.
I've taken risks and lived life to the full so far, might as well go out in style, and doing one of the few things I think I better not, while I actually have a life.
And on a brighter note, if there was a chance of getting away from pending doom, a plane might help.

id ring everyone i knew and tell em how i really feel about em! then id write a letter to tony blair about how fudged up this country is and ways to sort it out and help all the really poor people!!

then i get in to bed and talk to my cat!

Originally posted by Fletch
then id write a letter to tony blair about how fudged up this country is and ways to sort it out and help all the really poor people!!

Just a thought... wouldn't you be better off doing this now?
Let's face it if you got 30 minutes to live it's a bit late to be worrying about all that.

Originally posted by Fletch

then i get in to bed and talk to my cat!

You're nuts.

Nomme

Originally posted by nomme
Just a thought... wouldn't you be better off doing this now?
Let's face it if you got 30 minutes to live it's a bit late to be worrying about all that.

Plus its a perfectly good waste of 30 minutes :|

We have this topic and 2 others discussing funeral songs. What's up with y'all? It's 2 weeks before Christmas and everyone is concerned with death? Lighten up!

Oh by the way, I'd be sitting on the beach with my husband enjoying a bottle of bubbly. Might as well celebrate on my way out.

i would find pc matt bort and belive me i would die happy !

ride em cowgirl