I've just half-caught Eastenders, which I haven't watched for about five years. What's been going on between Emma Thompson's sister and the Milky Bar Kid? :help:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Crawford

"What's gaaain' on?"

"It's faaaaaamly."

"Ee's me bruvva."

"Wanna cup o'tea?"

<fx: theme>Doom, doom doom, doom doom, doom doom doom doom, bingy boingy bing bing bong ...........

Probably every episode over the entire thing's lifespan in four lines, and the theme. Further half hours of your life saved.

She's going tomorrow. So Phil will have to Soooooooooorrrrt it aaaaaooooorrrgghtt.

I don't much like the sound of how they're choosing to explore the old 'mental health' chestnut. Very responsible. :rolleyes: