whats ur fave funny song?
mines - Who let the dogs out? baha men

I find RnB and Dance songs funny.

Funny that anyone would listen to them if they weren't being tortured.

Anything by Goldie Lookin chain

Black Lace - Gang Bang (because of a story linked to it and still makes me chuckle to this day :lol: )

Chaz N Dave - Snooker Loopy (Ole Willie Thorne, His hairs all gawn :hihi: )

Spitting Image - Chicken song :suspect:

The Wurzels - Combine Harvester (Oooo Arrrr Oooo Arrrr :clap: )

I think I will stop there... :loopy:

There's a song I remember being played when I was 6 at my school disco but dunno who it's by?

I think it's called something like "yello polka dot bikini"?? :huh:

Originally posted by IanMitchell
I find RnB and Dance songs funny.

Funny that anyone would listen to them if they weren't being tortured.

The thread said a song not a whole genre of songs!

Originally posted by sparklesista
There's a song I remember being played when I was 6 at my school disco but dunno who it's by?

I think it's called something like "yello polka dot bikini"?? :huh:

That was by Timmy Mallet (Bombalurina) and its called 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny'

Oh the shame :gag:

Kill me now!

There used to be a song played on one of the sky music channels alot called 'f*** you gently' it was hilarious, great cartoon video too.
Forgot who it was by, but thought it was great!:P :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Lestat
There used to be a song played on one of the sky music channels alot called 'f*** you gently' it was hilarious, great cartoon video too.
Forgot who it was by, but thought it was great!:P :thumbsup:

If its the one Im thinking of its Tenacious D and its 'her' not 'you' :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Lestat
There used to be a song played on one of the sky music channels alot called 'f*** you gently' it was hilarious, great cartoon video too.
Forgot who it was by, but thought it was great!:P :thumbsup:

Lol! I remember seeing that song on Sky as well.

Made me chuckle every time I saw it! :lol:

Originally posted by Deejay
If its the one Im thinking of its Tenacious D and its 'her' not 'you' :thumbsup:

Thats the one Deejay!:thumbsup: Tenacious D. Loved the little fat cherubs who looked more like Chris Moyles doing what they do! ha ha !:P

Funniest for me was when I first heard ' FU right Back' by Frankee. I absoloutly PMSL.

Half Man Half Biscuit, 'Paintballs Coming Home', from the abum Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road. Id paste the lyrics in but I cant find them anywhere, and Im too lazy to type them out myself

:D

I used to titter a plenty to the Macc lads when i was a kid.
Couldn't possibly put any lyrics or song titles on here,but when you're 13,they make you wet your pants!

Originally posted by uncleheed
I used to titter a plenty to the Macc lads

I still have most of their cd's :suspect:

hmm tough choice. Its a Zappa song though.

How bout Dynamo Hum?

Or - Montana

Or - you are what you is (Thing Fish version)

Probably Valley Girl though.

Or maybe Dancing Fool?

Jewish Princess?

Bobby Brown goes down - oh yeah that's the one. This song even got into the charts (although valley girl did better and got an grammy I think)


Hey there, people, I’m bobby brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp ’n’ i’m
Actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
...

hmm on second thought I wont post the rest of it here see - http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank-zappa/56812.html

Two songs that always raise a chuckle with me are by the American satirist Tom Lehrer. These are :

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
The Masochism Tango

Just rather sick....:)

Joe

Yeah Valley Girl by zappa is priceless and it's so true nowadays too.

Big balls by AC/DC everybody loves

One of my favourites is Arthur Askey with Buzzy bee, If you sing that and change some of the words to more vulgar ones you bring the house down.

There are many classics by the Bonzos especially Jollity Farm, Tubas in the Moonlight, My pink half of the Drainpipe and Jazz desgusting Hot ..

Ivor biggun and the redskins is good for a laugh, especially my bothers magazine and man with the biggest plonker.

South Park with Kyles mom is a bitch is great

I could go on ..
....

For me it has to be the classic "Gordon is a moron" by Jilted John!!

Mind you, "Naughty Miranda" by Indians in Moscow is pretty funny too!!

One of the few songs that I know most of the words of
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
Monty Python classic

What's that song that goes "Why do birds suddenly appear..."

It's on There's Something About Mary when he gets his "frank and beans" caught in his trouser zip!

The song makes me laugh when I hear it because of that! :lol:

Originally posted by sparklesista
What's that song that goes "Why do birds suddenly appear..."

It's on There's Something About Mary when he gets his "frank and beans" caught in his trouser zip!

The song makes me laugh when I hear it because of that! :lol:

It's Close To You by The Carpenters :thumbsup:

The one about the fastest milkfloat in the west anyone?

Two songs that always raise a chuckle with me are by the American satirist Tom Lehrer. These are :
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
The Masochism Tango

I agree there - I'd have to add The Vatican Rag to that list though ;)

:D

Anything by Julie Brown. http://www.ilyric.net/Lyrics/J/Julie-Brown.html

Especially, "Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen's got a gun!" and "Earth Girls Are Easy".

Not Downtown Julie Brown. The other Julie Brown. There were two of them.

Sierra

LimpetBoy,

The milk-float song sounds like 'Ernie' by Benny Hill. More double entendre's than you can shake a stick at...oooer missus! :)

Sian, Yup, The Vatican Rag is pretty good!

My father-in-law and I both love Tom Lehrer - my wife and her mother hate him! When we blokes want to irritate...we know exactly what to do!

Joe

The vicar and the frog..Keith Christmas, anyone know that one?

i know a song that'll get on ur nerves, get on ur nerves, get on ur nerves.....

Originally posted by NatalieSheff
i know a song that'll get on ur nerves, get on ur nerves, get on ur nerves.....

Lol! :lol:

The Hamster Song!

DIG A DE DAT DE DI DOH DOH, DEEE DAT DIDDI DOH!:D

There's quite a funny satirical song on the wireless at the moment performed by a group of wealthy popstars asking us to think about the hungry.I am not sure of the words but I also heard it as background music in Poundland on The Moor.
The one opposite Atkinsons.

How about sweet transvestite from Rocky Horror that has to be funny :hihi: :hihi:

Many Tom Lehrer songs get my vote also, very very funny.

My all time favourite has to be by another band though called The Arrogant Worms, a canadian band.

They did a song called 'Malcolm' and it has to be possibly the funniest song i've ever heard.

"Billy solves hsi problems by calling up his mom,
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol,
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
but Malcolms got his own way and it's better than them all

Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
And he never has the same problem twice!"

Genius...

Wilf

Bloodhound gangs either , wake up your asleep at the wheel or " your pretty when im drunk "

there's... clingons on the starboard bow starboard bow starboard bow..........

we come in peace (shoot to kill)...

Originally posted by mjlacey21
there's... clingons on the starboard bow starboard bow starboard bow..........

we come in peace (shoot to kill)...
cyprus last year , bloody thomas cook reps had ALL the kids doing it ALL the time

Originally posted by niko007
Bloodhound gangs either , wake up your asleep at the wheel or " your pretty when im drunk "

Or "lift your head up high and blow your brains out"

Not that I'm encouragin suicide before anyone comments!

"Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't ****,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out"

Who says americans can't cope with sarcasm!!

thunderbirds are go of course

All you have to do is listen to just one of the many songs Weird Al Yankovich has made and you will wet yourself laughing! :D

Depending on your sense of humour of course... :suspect:

It's not for people who are easily offended...! :?

Anyone heard 'Arsehole' by Snuff (Fat Records - American band/label) try the US Amazon site for a snippet, it always cracks me up! Plus you can get a full album for ~£1.50 on Amazon.co.uk. Believe me it's worth it just for that song.



Otherwise 'Babycakes' by Three of..errr..whatever?!? - I just find that video amusing, those 2 blokes look like they're about to spit roast that attractive yet utterly gormless lass in between them (referencing her position in the video as opposed to anywhere else one might speculate).

Do absurdly bad songs count as funny?

Lumberjack song my monty python
classic.

she gotta pee by weird al

amazing!!!!


(parody of `it wasent me' shaggy)

A 'song' I heard someone singing had me in fits of laughter - although it was down to a combination of factors.

My three year old boy was slowly coming down the stairs singing softly to himself

'...
badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
...'

The internet at work there.

Then you ought to play him this one (http://www.samsungexplore.com/playing/games_arcade/AdventCalendar/day24.html)

Seasonal badgers :thumbsup:

Funniest track ever;

Napalm Deaths 'Twist The Knife (Slowly)'

Comedy genius.

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
A 'song' I heard someone singing had me in fits of laughter - although it was down to a combination of factors.

My three year old boy was slowly coming down the stairs singing softly to himself

'...
badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
...'

The internet at work there.

Nooooooooooooo! Not the Badger song! Poor little lad! :lol:

Capstick comes home

I'll never forget that first day at t'pit.
Me an' mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t'snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o' old sacks.
Eventually we trudged over t'hill until wi could see t'street light twinklin' in our village.
Mi father smiled down at mi through t'icicles hangin' off his nose. "Nearly home now lad", he said.
We stumbled into t'house and stood there freezin' cold and tired out, shiverin' and miserable, in front o' t' meagre fire.
Any road, mi mam says "Cheer up, lads. I've got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea."
Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards 'im by t'throat. "You big fat, idle ugly wart", he said. "You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock." ('E had a way wi words, mi father. He'd bin to college, y'know). "You've been out playin' bingo all afternoon instead o' gettin' some proper snap ready for me an' this lad", he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam.
Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."
He were a reyt tater, mi father.
He said as 'ow workin' folk should have some dignity an' pride an' self respect, an' as 'ow they should come home to summat warm an' cheerful.
An' then he threw mi mam on t'fire.
We didn't 'ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes.
We med us own fun in them days.
Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t'town, buy three new suits an' an ovvercoat, four pair o' good boots, go an' see George Formby at t'Palace Theatre, get blind drunk, 'ave some steak an' chips, bunch o' bananas an' three stone o' monkey nuts an' still 'ave change out of a farthing.
We'd lots o' things in them days they 'aven't got today - rickets, diptheria, Hitler and my, we did look well goin' to school wi' no backside in us trousers an' all us little 'eads painted purple because we 'ad ringworm.
They don't know they're born today!!!

The old ones are the best.
Laughing Policeman.......Charley Penrose.

The lost Chord......Jimmy Durrante.

There was a wonderfully satirical song performed in the Kelham Island Tavern during one of their live music nights. Gulf War Re-enactment.

Erm........ Any Shirehorses song, Everyone a classic!

'Our Cat's got a Green Piano', by Mick Simmonite always made me laugh in the seventies.....

.......then again, I wrote it myself.

Alas, it got nowhere.

Pizza Day by Aquabats, that song is VERY funny :)

mine would have to be roy chubby browns hey f***ing santa claus dead funny lol

Oh forgot the classic Bitch School from the superb "can we get this amp to go to 11" Spinal Tap (break like the wind lp)

saturday night by wigfield?:gag:

check out "The adventures of a lactating man" video by Infinite Livez, the video is on ninjatune.net...classic but it may offend some.

Originally posted by wibbles
Anything by Goldie Lookin chain

Ha ha ha!! My fave line...

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do,
I'm a f***ing rapper and I might kill you"

Genius:lol:

anything by the wurzles,

I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'm a cider drinker

chase n dave

"I'm considering a move to memphis" - by The Colorblind James Experience.


...
Memphis is the kind of town
That won't feel like a trap
Besides I kind of like the way
It sits there on the map

I'm considering a move to Memphis
That's Memphis, Tennessee
It worked for Elvis Presley
Why can't it work for me?

The people in the restaurants there
Will all use forks and knives
They won't take decongestants though
For fear of getting hives
...
see http://home.rochester.rr.com/greendoch/cbje/memphis.html

I really love my yo yo boy by someone beginning with A
Barbie girl- altho thats a classic

were there someone called the vengas or something in the 90s and the cartoons?

Originally posted by franc1987
I really love my yo yo boy by someone beginning with A
Barbie girl- altho thats a classic

were there someone called the vengas or something in the 90s and the cartoons?

Do you mean the Vengaboys?

Barbie Girl was sung by Aqua - I think I was about 11 when it came out.

Now I must sound really uncool! Lol! :D

what about that "ging ging ging ging " song? remember me im the one who had ur baby? what was that all about?

this is soooooooooooooo funny...

Lyrics to I've Farted (Ivor Biggun, 1978)


(Spoken intro)
My mother had the vicar and the vicar's wife to tea
They cleared the room, they blamed it on the dog
But it was me.

(Chorus)
I've farted, I've farted,
I've made a trouser cough,
I've whistled in my Y-fronts,
I've just peeled one off.
I've blown my bowel bugle (Alt: I've blown my bloody brains out),
I've been eating peas,
I've broken wind,
I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please

I've been eating cabbages, prunes and pears and beans
Drinking Dandelion & Burdock, and you know what that means
Polluting the environment, my friends leave me alone
The front of me sings tenor and the rest sings baritone

(Repeat Chorus)

(Interlude)
Bubbles in the bath! (echo: Bubbles in the bath!)
Real rip snorters! (echo: Real rip snorters!)
Up on one cheek and hope it don't make a noise.
Window rattlers! (echo: Window rattlers!)
Cushion creepers! (echo: Cushion creepers!)
Don't shake your leg and keep it in your courdroys.

A gentleman tells before it smells, he waves his jacket 'til it's gone
But I'm the kind of sneaky bugger, who lets off and doesn't let on
I let them go in lifts, in queues, in phone-boxes and trains
And when they stink, the people blink and blame it on the drains.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Spoken ending)
I say, have you farted?
Of course I have - d'you think I always smell like this?

my dingaling,my dingaling.
i want you to play with my dingaling........(by chuck berry)

Originally posted by whisper
my dingaling,my dingaling.
i want you to play with my dingaling........(by chuck berry)


Hehe, that was actually banned by some radio stations :loopy: