Before my daughter....I wonder who that is..????...changes my name to "LURKINLULU, I thought I'd better say HELLO!
Just don't think I'll become as mad as you lot!

Insult us all, why not :D ... but never say never, you already sound halfway there :hihi: ... but *welcome* anyway :)

I thought I'd better say HELLO!
Just don't think I'll become as mad as you lot!
' You will ' .. and then you may realise that sanity isn't the only thing that life has to offer.
Hello to you, LinchpinLulu. ;)

Hello........................ welcome to insanity!!

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuul never fiiiiiiiind, no matter where you search! Someone who loves youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, tender like IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuul never seeeeeeeeeeee, what you founnnnnnnnnnnnnnd in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, youll keep searching and searchinggggggggggggggggg your whoooooooooooole life throuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!


My GOD I have a lovely voice!


Any road up, welcome to the forum. Remember Im the one sane person on here, all the rest are true nutters.

Yeah.

Jabberwocky, your voice is as flat as ragmans trumpet. :D

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuul never fiiiiiiiind, no matter where you search! Someone who loves youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, tender like IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuul never seeeeeeeeeeee, what you founnnnnnnnnnnnnnd in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, youll keep searching and searchinggggggggggggggggg your whoooooooooooole life throuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!


My GOD I have a lovely voice!


Any road up, welcome to the forum. Remember Im the one sane person on here, all the rest are true nutters.

Yeah.

Well done Jabber, you scared her off!

btw she is madder than the lot of you :loopy:

Well done Jabber, you scared her off!

btw she is madder than the lot of you :loopy:

She`ll be back. How can anyone resist a voice like mine?!?!?

Before my daughter....I wonder who that is..????...changes my name to "LURKINLULU, I thought I'd better say HELLO!
Just don't think I'll become as mad as you lot!

Pleased that you've stopped lurkin' Lulu, and welcome to the forum. :wave:

Who said we're all mad? Some of us are quite sane like...err...umm... :huh:

OK, I'll try and think of some names and get back to you on this one. :hihi:

Red

Still here. Don't believe a word she says.

Still here. Don't believe a word she says.

What some of us want to know now is - who is your daughter? :suspect:

Well, in a pm she's just called me an evil mother, so she may prefer to keep her identity secret!!!:rolleyes:

Well, in a pm she's just called me an evil mother, so she may prefer to keep her identity secret!!!:rolleyes:

There you are! :rolleyes:

I'm revealed, I am the daughter of this mad and evil woman :hihi:

Now you'll have to "start again tomorrow":|

There you are! :rolleyes:

I'm revealed, I am the daughter of this mad and evil woman :hihi:

Mods! Mods! Where are you? Surely this is an abusive post?

Or there again, maybe Jess22 knows something more about our newbie than the rest of us? :suspect:

But I suppose if your Mum is mad, she's at least joined the right forum! :hihi:

I think the Gods are trying to tell me something!

Last night I was in the chat room and didn't even know how I got there-or how to get out again.:confused: Evil daughter pretended to guide me through the leaving process only to pounce on me once I ventured in!! Then I was struck dumb because I don't have Java (whoever he is) and when I invited him to come and join me, he wasn't interested.:o

Then.... I was woken this morning by the Blue Bin Men-which I'd forgotten to put out because I had been ensnared by the Forum last night! Already my life is spiralling out of control!!

Then... the instant I clicked on to get my messages, the power went!
But...I will persevere...and not be deterred by the fact that I seem to do wierd things to technology (the girl in Thresher offered to do a spell to stop me upsetting the chip n' pin machine ) OR by my changeling child who gleefully lured me into this! ( I only introduced my mother to smoking, so my conscience is relatively clear.)
Hello to you all and yes Robbo ... a support group for fellow POOFS (parents of other forumers) sounds like a great idea. Perhaps we could do a spell??!!!!:D

This is quite literally a family forum :D

I think the Gods are trying to tell me something!

Last night I was in the chat room and didn't even know how I got there-or how to get out again.:confused: Evil daughter pretended to guide me through the leaving process only to pounce on me once I ventured in!! Then I was struck dumb because I don't have Java (whoever he is) and when I invited him to come and join me, he wasn't interested.:o

Then.... I was woken this morning by the Blue Bin Men-which I'd forgotten to put out because I had been ensnared by the Forum last night! Already my life is spiralling out of control!!

Then... the instant I clicked on to get my messages, the power went!
But...I will persevere...and not be deterred by the fact that I seem to do wierd things to technology (the girl in Thresher offered to do a spell to stop me upsetting the chip n' pin machine ) OR by my changeling child who gleefully lured me into this! ( I only introduced my mother to smoking, so my conscience is relatively clear.)
Hello to you all and yes Robbo ... a support group for fellow POOFS (parents of other forumers) sounds like a great idea. Perhaps we could do a spell??!!!!:D


:| I told you. She will make the forum crash next. :loopy: :hihi:

I wasn't sure if she was telling the truth last night with her being stuck in the chat room.

I think the Gods are trying to tell me something!

Last night I was in the chat room and didn't even know how I got there-or how to get out again.:confused: Evil daughter pretended to guide me through the leaving process only to pounce on me once I ventured in!! Then I was struck dumb because I don't have Java (whoever he is) and when I invited him to come and join me, he wasn't interested.:o

Then.... I was woken this morning by the Blue Bin Men-which I'd forgotten to put out because I had been ensnared by the Forum last night! Already my life is spiralling out of control!!

Then... the instant I clicked on to get my messages, the power went!
But...I will persevere...and not be deterred by the fact that I seem to do wierd things to technology (the girl in Thresher offered to do a spell to stop me upsetting the chip n' pin machine ) OR by my changeling child who gleefully lured me into this! ( I only introduced my mother to smoking, so my conscience is relatively clear.)
Hello to you all and yes Robbo ... a support group for fellow POOFS (parents of other forumers) sounds like a great idea. Perhaps we could do a spell??!!!!:D


Oh no! NOT the BLUE BIN MEN???? Tbhey're worse than the litttle Green Men you know! No wonder you're :loopy:

BTW - hello! :hihi:

Hello Pootle:)

If we stick together, we'll get through this with our sanity intact. Welcome!

oh no you won't lulu, your sanity is now a hostage to the forum.

:wave: Hiya & Welcome :D

welcome lulu glad you came out of the shadows, how long have you been spying on us? and how many more are? should we be worried? and what do they / you know about us?

*gets coat*

Hi Lulu

Welcome to the forum :)

I am also a poof - it is quite fun stalking your child, and keeping an eye on what they are into, especially as mine now lives away from home - have you found the "search" feature and the "view other posts by this user" yet? :hihi:

I hope he doesn't read this :hihi:

welcome lulu glad you came out of the shadows, how long have you been spying on us? and how many more are? should we be worried? and what do they / you know about us?

*gets coat*

Why, do you have something to hide?:suspect:

Hi Lulu

Welcome to the forum :)

I am also a poof - it is quite fun stalking your child, and keeping an eye on what they are into, especially as mine now lives away from home - have you found the "search" feature and the "view other posts by this user" yet? :hihi:

I hope he doesn't read this :hihi:

Tell all. Oh. this is going to be so000000 much fun!!!:hihi:

Why, do you have something to hide?:suspect:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

nope
mines all out in the open *waves it about a bit* see