Went to Matalan earlier and saw hands-free kits for sale at £2.

'Looks interesting,' I though.

Closer inspection revealed that it was a giant white elastic band, and the picture on the packaging showed a hairy-arsed, shaven-headed trucker type with one round his head and a mobile the size of a house brick tucked under it against his ear.

Wonder how many they've sold?

While we're on the subject, anyone want to buy one of my patented £1.45 remote controls? Its a ten foot stick with a rubber end!:(

You may chuckle, but there was a time in my life when I did actually have two garden canes taped together for changing channels.

You mean........you actually had one of those extendable, self assembly models? You should have patented it!

Haha - bought one of those for my step-brother last xmas (comedy value)

Originally posted by markham
Went to Matalan earlier and saw hands-free kits for sale at £2.

'Looks interesting,' I though.

Closer inspection revealed that it was a giant white elastic band, and the picture on the packaging showed a hairy-arsed, shaven-headed trucker type with one round his head and a mobile the size of a house brick tucked under it against his ear.

Wonder how many they've sold?

While we're on the subject, anyone want to buy one of my patented £1.45 remote controls? Its a ten foot stick with a rubber end!:(

My mum bought my dad one of these last year as a joke present :thumbsup: