I have always tried to be a good person, helping where I can, offering advice and support and caring for people and causes that others would rather ignore.
I have at times caused bad things to happen, by saying that they would, at first it could be put down to coincidence but after a while it had happened so often that people got scared whenever I spoke, incase it was another prediction or curse.
Even through all of this I mantained the goodness around me and became a mother figure to many but last night I discovered that I may be evil and marked by the devil.

I was taking my little love monkey out for a meal as he's been having a hard time of it recently and needed cheering up. While we were standing at the bus stop I looked at him and the sun was behind him.
My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

have you got your mojo working - perhaps it needs winding, other than that while you were growing up your parents would have noticed anything mystical about you - ask them

I was a strange child, often taken up in black moods and very secretive, hmm *strokes chin thoughtfully*

If you are your mother never told me! :evil:

If you are your mother never told me! :evil:

Daddy? Is that you?:hihi:

Daddy? Is that you?:hihi:

:hihi::hihi:

You may have to ask your mother child.:twisted:

Will your age divide easily into 666? Maybe it's only at times when that happens that there is an upsurge in your diabolical capabilities!

Will your age divide easily into 666? Maybe it's only at times when that happens that there is an upsurge in your diabolical capabilities!

She's always had diabolical capabilities :o

You may have to ask your mother child.:twisted:

You didn't work a milk round in rotherham about 31 years ago did you?
She's alway's said I was the milkmans!:suspect:

I don't have any of the family features, they all have dark hair and brown eyes, I have blonde hair and green eyes.
So many things are falling into place.

Will your age divide easily into 666? Maybe it's only at times when that happens that there is an upsurge in your diabolical capabilities!

My father had his 66th birthday on 06/06/06.

Could this be another sign?

My father had his 66th birthday on 06/06/06.

Could this be another sign?

Seems very likely!!! But is he diabolical?? :suspect:

Seems very likely!!! But is he diabolical?? :suspect:

On many, many levels:hihi:

Mojo1.. you are the spawn of satan. You wouldn't happen to hold a certain level of control over rottweilers etc? :D

Mojo1.. you are the spawn of satan. You wouldn't happen to hold a certain level of control over rottweilers etc? :D

Scarily, she can. In fact that holds for most animals. :o

Mojo1.. you are the spawn of satan. You wouldn't happen to hold a certain level of control over rottweilers etc? :D

I'd rather not say:hihi:

Scarily, she can. In fact that holds for most animals. :o

You can talk, your daughter is a psychopomp! Remember when she took my soul and lost it behind the radiator?:D

You can talk, your daughter is a psychopomp! Remember when she took my soul and lost it behind the radiator?:D

You got it back a couple of years later. :hihi:

is most of Sheffield forum on medication then

is most of Sheffield forum on medication then

Yes, and we also understand humour:)

Yes, and we also understand humour:)

thats ok its not only me then :hihi:

thats ok its not only me then :hihi:

No we're all barking mad.





I really am concerned about the mark in my eye though

My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

It's clear that the catholic church directed by the pope himself needs to save your soul from the devil.
Remember to bath in holy water and always eat fish on a friday.

It's clear that the catholic church directed by the pope himself needs to save your soul from the devil.
Remember to bath in holy water and always eat fish on a friday.

I just bathed in fish and drank the holy water:help::confused:

I just bathed in fish and drank the holy water:help::confused:

Well I'm not taking you out tonight. you must pong well bad. :D

I have always tried to be a good person, helping where I can, offering advice and support and caring for people and causes that others would rather ignore.
I have at times caused bad things to happen, by saying that they would, at first it could be put down to coincidence but after a while it had happened so often that people got scared whenever I spoke, incase it was another prediction or curse.
Even through all of this I mantained the goodness around me and became a mother figure to many but last night I discovered that I may be evil and marked by the devil.

I was taking my little love monkey out for a meal as he's been having a hard time of it recently and needed cheering up. While we were standing at the bus stop I looked at him and the sun was behind him.
My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

i havent read any of the other posts because ther eis no need the answer is yes but hay we love you anyway and as you know the only thing to stop evil is love so your safe for now

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i havent read any of the other posts because ther eis no need the answer is yes but hay we love you anyway and as you know the only thing to stop evil is love so your safe for now

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Awww thanks, sugar:D

Awww thanks, sugar:D

well if its sweet and good to eat its not me lol

Would like to offer some advice Mojo1 but if you're kidding I would look downright stupid lol

Would like to offer some advice Mojo1 but if you're kidding I would look downright stupid lol

I'm not kidding exactly, everything I posted is true and has happened, I just don't really believe it makes me evil:hihi::hihi:
I'm well on top of the situation now cheers:D

I'm not kidding exactly, everything I posted is true and has happened, I just don't really believe it makes me evil:hihi::hihi:
I'm well on top of the situation now cheers:D

its easy look at it as a matmatical equasion

female=evil

there for if X to the power of 72 multiplyed by 9098 and then divided by the number of grains of salt in a salt shaker = the fact your female means you are evil

its easy look at it as a matmatical equasion

female=evil

there for if X to the power of 72 multiplyed by 9098 and then divided by the number of grains of salt in a salt shaker = the fact your female means you are evil

Yes but thats my female evil gene, not my satanic one:hihi:

Yes but thats my female evil gene, not my satanic one:hihi:

yours has just mutated lol

yours has just mutated lol

It has today, I quit smoking this morning and satan would be afraid of me now:hihi::hihi:

It has today, I quit smoking this morning and satan would be afraid of me now:hihi::hihi:

great now all we need it PMT and thats it the end of days

Am I the devils daughter? What a daft question.
Of course you are! Who else would torture a poor soul with wiggly worm related vileness!

Am I the devils daughter? What a daft question.
Of course you are! Who else would torture a poor soul with wiggly worm related vileness!

I thought you were out doing stuff:suspect:

I stopped the torture when you asked, didn't I?



Well?

I WAS out doing stuff!
Im all stuffed out now so Im spending some quality time bugging you! :D

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster, is it a monster??

Soz, that song came into my head when jabberwocky mentioned he was going up an hill the other day :hihi:

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster, is it a monster??

Soz, that song came into my head when jabberwocky mentioned he was going up an hill the other day :hihi:

Ive been up that bloody hill for almost 48 hours in all weathers! It even started to snow at one point!
Either that or my dandruffs bad again.

I WAS out doing stuff!
Im all stuffed out now so Im spending some quality time bugging you! :D

Stuff does tend to either be too much or too little, and a bit of quality bugging can be a welcome break for all.

Here's a little quality bugging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNLYxgMGuE) from me, enjoy:hihi::twisted::twisted:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohgod I clicked it!
I was actually thick enough to click on it!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohgod I clicked it!
I was actually thick enough to click on it!

My question is answered


I AM EVIL :D:D

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youre gonna pay for that!
As soon as I can think of something...



Just... give me a decade or two, ok...?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youre gonna pay for that!
As soon as I can think of something...



Just... give me a decade or two, ok...?

Bring it on, tiger!

Ive been up that bloody hill for almost 48 hours in all weathers! It even started to snow at one point!
Either that or my dandruffs bad again.

Wow... you really have a bond with this hill, don't you?

Wow... you really have a bond with this hill, don't you?

You have no idea!
Im turning into a cave man or something, Im actually growing the first beard in my life and Im spending more and more time up there.
Its either the Champix pills having an odd effect on me, or Im turning feral.

Stuff does tend to either be too much or too little, and a bit of quality bugging can be a welcome break for all.

Here's a little quality bugging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNLYxgMGuE) from me, enjoy:hihi::twisted::twisted:

Well done, you :banana::clap::headbang::

That's definitely top class bugging!

Hello, Mr Wocky :love::love:

Dozy

You have no idea!
Im turning into a cave man or something, Im actually growing the first beard in my life and Im spending more and more time up there.
Its either the Champix pills having an odd effect on me, or Im turning feral.

Thought I'd seen you before from somewhere and now I know.....

http://www.redconfetti.com/80s/tv_images/captain_caveman/captain_caveman.jpg

Didn't see any satanic daughters up on that hill by any chance?

Im turning feral.

No probs - I've got a lot of experience with feral moggies, I'll happily de-louse you, de-flea you and clean up all your abcesses and oozes.

I wonder if I could possibly be related to Mojo???

Dozy

I seldom have problems with ticks and fleas.
Im seldom hungry either funnily enough...

My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

Probably. :hihi::hihi:

I have always tried to be a good person, helping where I can, offering advice and support and caring for people and causes that others would rather ignore.
I have at times caused bad things to happen, by saying that they would, at first it could be put down to coincidence but after a while it had happened so often that people got scared whenever I spoke, incase it was another prediction or curse.
Even through all of this I mantained the goodness around me and became a mother figure to many but last night I discovered that I may be evil and marked by the devil.

I was taking my little love monkey out for a meal as he's been having a hard time of it recently and needed cheering up. While we were standing at the bus stop I looked at him and the sun was behind him.
My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?NO! NO! NO! you cant be.... ive 3 daughters and.... they are all evil:help: get my 3 girls together and its "Witches of Eastwick" all over again....:D
mojo1.... take it easy...

No probs - I've got a lot of experience with feral moggies, I'll happily de-louse you, de-flea you and clean up all your abcesses and oozes.

I wonder if I could possibly be related to Mojo???

Dozy

I suppose that all depends on whether or not you will be de-lousing him with a blowtorch?


If the answer is yes then you could be a relative:D

Blowtorch... damn thats.. sensual.


Id like to keep my open cysts though, I like to dip my toasty soldiers into them for brekkie.

Ahh, but will she take you off to get 'done'?

If she does she`d better be a bloody good runner.
I can go like the wind when my bottles gone.

I have always tried to be a good person, helping where I can, offering advice and support and caring for people and causes that others would rather ignore.
I have at times caused bad things to happen, by saying that they would, at first it could be put down to coincidence but after a while it had happened so often that people got scared whenever I spoke, incase it was another prediction or curse.
Even through all of this I mantained the goodness around me and became a mother figure to many but last night I discovered that I may be evil and marked by the devil.

I was taking my little love monkey out for a meal as he's been having a hard time of it recently and needed cheering up. While we were standing at the bus stop I looked at him and the sun was behind him.
My pupils contracted in the light and there it was in my right eye.
An inverted cross just underneath my pupil.:o

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

IMO this is just bad luck as I too have predicted bad things in the past! I try not to think or say negative things incase they come true! lol I think it's just fate that they came true. Then again people do say if you want something bad enough you can get it by believing that one day you will have it, so who knows!

The eye has struck again, and got me out of church today. I was supposed to be attending a function that would have involved many church type things and really didn't want to.
Two days ago the very same evil eye turned blood red, conjunctivitis they told me. Nope.

My evil was showing, now that the threat of church has passed the red is fading, rapidly.

So again I beg the question, am I the Devils daughter??

I'd say it was a safe bet :hihi:

Am I marked by the Devil? Am I evil incarnate?

..are you related to Dozy?? :hihi:

..are you related to Dozy?? :hihi:

Damn - my secret is finally out, mojo is my long-lost hate child!

I couldn't keep her (my girlfriend wouldn't let me, she wanted cats) so I abandoned her at the door to the abbatoir, it seemed the most appropriate place, as I start to quiver and steam if I go within 50 yards of a church.

It's taken me many years to track her down, and I've been getting to know her slowly, before I told her the good news.

Now you've gone and spoiled my surprise. :rant:

Damn - my secret is finally out, mojo is my long-lost hate child!


:hihi::hihi::hihi:

..I never knew my mother, and Mojo is my sister :love:

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

..I never knew my mother, and Mojo is my sister :love:

Dear gods - you're not trying to say that you're related to me, are you?? I refute the allegation absolutely and totally.

Call me "mother" and I'll set Suffy on you!!! :hihi:

Damn - my secret is finally out, mojo is my long-lost hate child!

I couldn't keep her (my girlfriend wouldn't let me, she wanted cats) so I abandoned her at the door to the abbatoir, it seemed the most appropriate place, as I start to quiver and steam if I go within 50 yards of a church.

It's taken me many years to track her down, and I've been getting to know her slowly, before I told her the good news.

Now you've gone and spoiled my surprise. :rant:

darn! and I was so looking forward to you and she appearing on that episode of JK.... lol

Call me "mother" and I'll set Suffy on you!!! :hihi:

...she's my sister too, dont you remember? :D

nope
your gods bottom fart :)

The eye has struck again, and got me out of church today. I was supposed to be attending a function that would have involved many church type things and really didn't want to.
Two days ago the very same evil eye turned blood red, conjunctivitis they told me. Nope.

My evil was showing, now that the threat of church has passed the red is fading, rapidly.

So again I beg the question, am I the Devils daughter??

If I remember rightly, I once stayed the night at someone's house who was poorly at the time. You checked on her daily, made sure she was OK. I found a chocolate cake there, in a tin, and something told me you'd baked it for her. It had white chocolate stars on it.

Sorry Mojo, but if it was you, you're way too angelic for the demonic pedestal you seek.

If I'm right, you're foiled. (And I ate some BTW, and it was lovely). Too bad...:)

...she's my sister too, dont you remember? :D

Damn this menopausal memory loss!!

Anyway - doesn't matter - I have 2 brothers and the fact that we are siblings has never stopped me sorting the sods out! :hihi:

Any more trouble from you, pal, and I shall ask Suffy to infest you with some of her children's lice. :twisted:

If I remember rightly, I once stayed the night at someone's house who was poorly at the time. You checked on her daily, made sure she was OK. I found a chocolate cake there, in a tin, and something told me you'd baked it for her. It had white chocolate stars on it.

Sorry Mojo, but if it was you, you're way too angelic for the demonic pedestal you seek.

If I'm right, you're foiled. (And I ate some BTW, and it was lovely). Too bad...:)

Shush! You're ruining my image!!:hihi::hihi:

Damn - my secret is finally out, mojo is my long-lost hate child!

I couldn't keep her (my girlfriend wouldn't let me, she wanted cats) so I abandoned her at the door to the abbatoir, it seemed the most appropriate place, as I start to quiver and steam if I go within 50 yards of a church.

It's taken me many years to track her down, and I've been getting to know her slowly, before I told her the good news.

Now you've gone and spoiled my surprise. :rant:

It's less of a surprise to me as it was to my birth mother. How did you get her pregnant by the way??:confused::confused: