The way I see it, there are 2 types of people in this world... the ones who grew up watching the great man on telly and think he's the ultimate 80s icon and those who just don't understand and think he's horrible or whatever. Anyway, the time has come to settle this great debate, once and for all so please get voting.

all things taken into account, he is a bit of a prat.

How dare you slate the hoff :o :hihi:

His Hoffness.

What a complete legend. No man can be as good looking, talented, intelligent and as funny as this man can. Which leads me to believe the Hoff (as rumoured) is immortal.

He is a legend and he should be given the highest tribute ever, the keys to Sheffield :D

He is a legend

That is an insult to the Hoff.

That is an insult to the Hoff.
sufc tom also has Hoff boxer shorts to prove what a true fan he is.:hihi::hihi:

Yes... a this t-shirt is a fitting tribute to the king of 80s telly:

http://www.play.com/Clothing/T-Shirts/4-/3273844/David-Hasselhoff-Don-t-Hassel-The-Hoff/Product.html

sufc tom also has Hoff boxer shorts to prove what a true fan he is.:hihi::hihi:

You jest - But I actually own a pair of Hoff pants. THIS IS NO JOKE.

If only he could have worked out in them before I bought them. They'd be priceless.

think he's a bit past his sell by date to be honest..lol...:hihi:

He was good in Knightrider, though I'm not entirely sure what he does these days to base his fame on :confused: .

The Hoff is a GOD and anyone who says otherwise should bow at his great and holy feet. :hihi:

You're all fools..

Who on earth watched Baywatch for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase that, which men watched 'Baywatch' for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase it again, which straight men watched 'Baywatch' for 'David Hasselhoff...?

You're all fools..

Who on earth watched Baywatch for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase that, which men watched 'Baywatch' for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase it again, which straight men watched 'Baywatch' for 'David Hasselhoff...?



Nah, we all watched Knightrider for the car. :D

Nah, we all watched Knightrider for the car. :D

PHWOOOAAAR! Now yer talkin....:hihi:

Bring it on.... the hoff rules. knightrider!!!!

hoff is the man8)

hoff is the man8)

:hihi:He can't act, he can't sing, he drinks too much, he's usless, bit like Paris Hilton :hihi:

:hihi:He can't act, he can't sing, he drinks too much, he's usless, bit like Paris Hilton :hihi:

I agree. :thumbsup:

:hihi:He can't act, he can't sing, he drinks too much, he's usless, bit like Paris Hilton :hihi:

By the way, Paris gets out in a few hours, she found God after the second day, so she should be just fine now :hihi:

He's awful

He's awful

Denial... you know you like him. I saw you at the 1996 Hoff Convention :hihi:

Hes the American version of The Medallion Man. :gag::gag:

Hes the American version of The Medallion Man. :gag::gag:


I heard you had a few of those in your time, pattricia ;) :D

Probably why you have that look about you on the avatar :hihi:

You're all fools..

Who on earth watched Baywatch for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase that, which men watched 'Baywatch' for David Hasselhoff?

OK, i'll re-phrase it again, which straight men watched 'Baywatch' for 'David Hasselhoff...?

Was he in Baywatch?, sorry, never noticed him for some strange reason.

He's alright, seems to have lost the plot a bit now though:hihi:

I am absolutely shocked by the level of blasphemy upon this forum.

Hoff - the immortally talented higher power.

I am presuming none of you doubters own or have heard "David Hasselhoff's greatest hits" where the rules of music was shattered and rewritten. Its a divine experience, your soul escapes and takes you to a higher utopian world where you can ride dolphins bareback on a moonlit sky and tame squirrels eat tranquilly out of the palms of your hands.

I have since superglued my cd player shut, because no other music can ever measure up.

I just wish Chuck Norris would release a greatest hits lp.

jihad against all non Hoff believers.

is he secretly gay?

Der Hoff ist ein gott.

The more he loses the plot the more I like him.

is he secretly gay?

Who.... the Hoff? Who cares, he's the best thing ever to have graced our tv screens.

I prefered him when he was a serious actor like in Knight Rider.

I hate him!

I hate him!

Deja Vu? :?

How can you hate such an iconic figure of 80s telly... :o

I prefered him when he was a serious actor like in Knight Rider.

Serious actor??

He is the Hoff - a God - He is acting, no-one is greater :cool:

He ain't looking too great in this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enwo1jWsxFE&mode=related&search=

Serious actor??

He is the Hoff - a God - He is acting, no-one is greater :cool:

Totally agree.....

The reason he doesn't have any oscars and such like is because they are by far, a too inferior awards for the great man!!!!

The only reward the Hoff cares about is his personal rewards.

For everytime he has succeeded in his immortal lifespan, a hair has spurted from his chest. As you may well see he has done quite well (http://agodamongmen.com/images/hasselhoff.jpg)

Serious actor??

He is the Hoff - a God - He is acting, no-one is greater :cool:

Yes its such a shame how kit got all the credit for his acting in Knight Rider I mean don't get me wrong kit was a great actor and deserved an oscar for his contribution, after all he is probably one of the best talking cars ever but he was nothing without the Hoff

Saw a t-shirt today with the words "I fought the Hoff and the Hoff won" on it
lol

Saw a t-shirt today with the words "I fought the Hoff and the Hoff won" on it
lol


Where, where, where????? :cool::cool:

Where, where, where????? :cool::cool:

NEW LOOK.......

Found these two on PLAY

http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=clothingall&searchstring=hoff&page=search&pa=search&go.x=31&go.y=14

Found these two on PLAY

http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=clothingall&searchstring=hoff&page=search&pa=search&go.x=31&go.y=14

Gross or what ? :gag:

Gross or what ? :gag:

Class. :cool:

Those t-shirts should be priceless and out of reach of us mere mortals. We aren't worthy enough to have the great man plastered on our chests.

Those t-shirts should be priceless and out of reach of us mere mortals. We aren't worthy enough to have the great man plastered on our chests.

Hoff doth not deal with money. Its inconsequential to his Hoffness.

The only curreny Hoff deals with is the millions of females he has sampled.

We have an excellent Hoff calendar on our office wall. Will be able to turn it over to July when I go in to work tomorrow morning.....

We have an excellent Hoff calendar on our office wall. Will be able to turn it over to July when I go in to work tomorrow morning.....

Oh My God!!!! You're so very lucky. :love::love:

We have an excellent Hoff calendar on our office wall. Will be able to turn it over to July when I go in to work tomorrow morning.....

Im hoping it is securely cased in a padlocked sealed perspect?

Im hoping it is securely cased in a padlocked sealed perspect?

No, it's just on the wall. Is that careless??

One of my workmates also has a Hoff mousemat.....

No, it's just on the wall. Is that careless??

Very, it should be encased in perspex above a shrine to his greatness.

Very, it should be encased in perspex above a shrine to his greatness.

I think the Hoff is encased in perspex or something equally shiny on one of the months.

I think the Hoff is encased in perspex or something equally shiny on one of the months.

Now you're spoiling me. :hihi::hihi:

Not only has he graced our screens with his superior acting ability, but his song writing is second to none. These lyrics are just truly amazing and I'm lost for words.....

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame
How can you say that, we only just met
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you then
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
But you better keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smart
Well alright we'll soon be on our way
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way
Why, where d'you live?
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm not
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
And what's that?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said that you'd take me home
Well, it's just too far
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I could see you next week
But you look a mess
But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

Get out of my car
You told me that you were a really nice guy
Well I aint
Get out of my car
Get out
Get out of my car

Genius. :love:

It doesn't get better than that. :hihi:

Genius. :love:

It doesn't get better than that. :hihi:

No end to this man's talents. I loved his appearance in Sponge Bob Square Pants... another materpiece :hihi:

I think Im going to be sick.!!:gag:

I think Im going to be sick.!!:gag:

Envy does strange things to some people ;) :hihi:

Its his flippin "set" hair I cant stand. A proper nancy boy.:gag:

Its his flippin "set" hair I cant stand. A proper nancy boy.:gag:

Denial is only the start of your releationship with the Hoff.

Denial is only the start of your releationship with the Hoff.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Maybe we should sit all non believers in front of a telly for several hours and watch back to back episodes of the Hoff in action during his knightrider career. They shall be converted and see the error of their ways.

Sal, don't worry Pattricia's public condemnation of the Hoff is probably just a front and I know she secretly has respect for the leatherjacket, permed haired wonder.

He reminds me of a toy boy I used to have. He asked me to mother him, so I spat on a hanky and wiped his face with it. :D

He reminds me of a toy boy I used to have. He asked me to mother him, so I spat on a hanky and wiped his face with it. :D

Your saliva is not worthy enough to grace the face of the Hoff.

No, it's just on the wall. Is that careless??

Only hoffites know the true value of his hoffness. Its similar to leaving keys in the ignition of a spanking new BMW...Only holds more sentimental and spiritual value.

and if not for protection from theives, a wipe/stain free surface to wipe from.

He advertises Pipex hosting.

He's very popular in Germany.

Baywatch and Knightrider were shight

Kitsch is so last millenium.

what more do you need to know?

He advertises Pipex hosting.

He's very popular in Germany.

Baywatch and Knightrider were shight

Kitsch is so last millenium.

what more do you need to know?

I'm shocked by your admission, phan :o

He sold his countenance to Pipex, who are mining a seam of misplaced nostalgia in an embarassing effort to seem 'with it'. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, pity he had to fellate the lord of darkness to top up his bank account.

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Pete Waterman?

Pete Waterman?
Non sequitur?

Pete Waterman?

Huh? :huh:

Only hoffites know the true value of his hoffness. Its similar to leaving keys in the ignition of a spanking new BMW...Only holds more sentimental and spiritual value.

and if not for protection from theives, a wipe/stain free surface to wipe from.Recently saw him on the net laid on a hotel floor blind drunk trying to eat a sandwich whilst being threatend with the sack.This follows the airport saga when he sat in the lounge while ******* him self.The Hoff seems to be on the slide Tom , even you have to see this thro your Hoff tinted glasses.The end is nigh.:hihi::hihi:

Recently saw him on the net laid on a hotel floor blind drunk trying to eat a sandwich whilst being threatend with the sack.This follows the airport saga when he sat in the lounge while ******* him self.The Hoff seems to be on the slide Tom , even you have to see this thro your Hoff tinted glasses.The end is nigh.:hihi::hihi:

Even the Hoff has hoff days :hihi:

Recently saw him on the net laid on a hotel floor blind drunk trying to eat a sandwich whilst being threatend with the sack.This follows the airport saga when he sat in the lounge while ******* him self.The Hoff seems to be on the slide Tom , even you have to see this thro your Hoff tinted glasses.The end is nigh.:hihi::hihi:

Ohh Brooksy, ignorance is bliss.

We all know Hoff is a beacon upon mortals. I mean what kind of man can be recorded in an advanced state of refreshment as you mentioned, be snapped with a **** stain streaking down his leg and still have credibility?

I think, and evidence backs me up on this, that he just does these things on purpose so that people can really see how charismatic he really is.

The Hoff seems to have fallen from grace in terms of his thread popularity therefore, I feel it's my duty to revive this in homage to the great man!!

Us drinkers have a new hero, raise a glass to THE HOFF:hihi:

Us drinkers have a new hero, raise a glass to THE HOFF:hihi:

Yes, the Hoff has many talents and drinking is one of them!!!