Inspired by a bulletin I got on myspace...Simply reply with a favourite movie quote...I'll get the ball rolling...


""If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious s**t!"

Back to the Future!!!

no f****** s***, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

Bruce Willis - Die Hard

i have come here to crew gum and kick a$$, and i'm all out of gum!

Bruce Willis - Die Hard

i have come here to crew gum and kick a$$, and i'm all out of gum!

I bet that he actually said 'chew bubblegum'?

Sneaky tricks so soon in the thread?

I bet that he actually said 'chew bubblegum'?

Sneaky tricks so soon in the thread?

His mouth was full of gum at the time.

I bet that he actually said 'chew bubblegum'?

Sneaky tricks so soon in the thread?

a genuine mistake,if i am wrong, so you must know the movie

That wasn't Die Hard, that was John Carpenter's 'They Live'. Starring 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.

"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD" :hihi:

'It's not like it's a packet of ****ing peanuts is it'' - Lock Stock
''Is this some white ***** joke that us black ***** don't get ...cos I aint ****ing laughin nicholarse'' - Lock Stock

:D

That wasn't Die Hard, that was John Carpenter's 'They Live'. Starring 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.

Exactly i answered edna's movie quote (bruce willis) then put one on myself

"Get that pineapple of my son, can't you see he's in pain!"

"Get to ze CHOPPAAAAH"

Exactly i answered edna's movie quote (bruce willis) then put one on myself
Ah right. I think that aspect of the game is a bit lost at the minute. It's just random quotes being shouted out.

"I kick arse for the Lord!" is Peter Jackson's Brain Dead.

Here's mine:

"Someone's in my fruit cellar. Someone with a fresh soul!"

"Mr Rogers, please stop removing your hair in my delicatessan, it's upsetting my wife."

Its not a game as such, I just wanted people to pile in with random movie quotes! Oh well, nevermind...Im feeling like throwing down some Ahnuld today :)

"Someone's in my fruit cellar. Someone with a fresh soul!"

That is Henrietta in Evil Dead 2 isn't it? The bitch!

"Dominant male monkey mother ****er"

"Dominant male monkey mother ****er"

Is that from Lion King 2:Simba's Pride?

"what are you doing Dave?"

"Put the bunny back in the box" is one of our faves, I think it's Nicholas Cage who says it.

Is that from Lion King 2:Simba's Pride?

:hihi: :hihi: LMAO :clap:

The Dave one is from 2001: Space odyssey.

Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
Harry you're gonna go home and puke.
Well that'll be fun too.

Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
Harry you're gonna go home and puke.
Well that'll be fun too.

Jeff Daniels in Speed.

"They're japanese they can't wait for their fish to cook"

My favourites are from the same film.

"I've been dead already. It's very liberating."

"Never rub another man's rhubarb" So true.

There's my sig too!

That is Henrietta in Evil Dead 2 isn't it? The bitch!
Have a cigar. The name of the thing in the cellar is indeed Henrietta, and 'twas indeed her who said the line. Did you know she was played by Sam Raimi's brother, Ted?

Have a cigar. The name of the thing in the cellar is indeed Henrietta, and 'twas indeed her who said the line. Did you know she was played by Sam Raimi's brother, Ted?

Yep. Ted is JJ's stooge in the Spiderman films as well. You can see his resemblance to Sam.

Mine was from Dazed & Confused. If you haven't seen it and are already over 20, don't bother. If you haven't and you aren't, then what are you waiting for?

What the f**k would I want with a caravan with no f***ing wheels. LMAO every time.

From Big Fish (and a very apt quote for me lately lol)

"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool."

What the f**k would I want with a caravan with no f***ing wheels. LMAO every time.

Hehe, I like the bit where Avi walks into Dougs office "sit down and shut up you big bald ****", that whole film is great!

The girl in the bookies is brilliantly deadpan too

Probably one for the girls:

Why do you wanna work on television?
I've got to leave my job because I s****** my boss.
Fair enough, start on Monday.

That quote rings a bell edna, but can't for the life of me remember the film

And another girlie one:

Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

And my last girlie one I promise:
Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.
Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

"Rise Lord Vader" from Star Wars: Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. My whole body shivered as soon as I heard that. Was one of the most spine-tingling pieces of dialogue I've ever heard.

Probably one for the girls:

Why do you wanna work on television?
I've got to leave my job because I s****** my boss.
Fair enough, start on Monday.

I'm not a girl, but is that from 'Bridget Jones'? Not that I've seen it....!

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

I'm not a girl, but is that from 'Bridget Jones'? Not that I've seen it....!

:clap: ;) Don't worry your secret's safe with me!

"Rise Lord Vader" from Star Wars: Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. My whole body shivered as soon as I heard that. Was one of the most spine-tingling pieces of dialogue I've ever heard.

For a spine-tingler mine's "Merrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnn!" sat in the ABC in the early 70's.

"We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in the stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey ****in' a football out there."

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Samuel L.

The L is for legend...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Samuel L.

The L is for legend...


Not forgetting:

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes.

Samuel L the original B.M.F

:thumbsup:

i'm sorry but did i break your concentration!

And another girlie one:

Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.


When Harry Met Sally... YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!


I wanna live again! Please God, let me live again!

"Rise Lord Vader" from Star Wars: Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. My whole body shivered as soon as I heard that. Was one of the most spine-tingling pieces of dialogue I've ever heard.

And then Vader broke free of his shackles like some kind of Frankenstein and yellled "Nooooooooooooo!"

Kind of ruined teh moment IMO.

i'm going to make him an offer he cant refuse. godfather

how did you loose him its not as if hes a f***** set of car keys now is he.
snatch

Your starter for some is:

"are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I hope not, 'cos I'm thinking how much my balls hurt!"

And if you get that one how about:

"There are still some real men in the world. Men who believe God made women to cook, clean and pose naked in penthouse magazine"

Your starter for some is:

"are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I hope not, 'cos I'm thinking how much my balls hurt!"

And if you get that one how about:

"There are still some real men in the world. Men who believe God made women to cook, clean and pose naked in penthouse magazine"

The Long Kiss Goodnight

&

:huh:

Not so much a quote but a classic bit of dialogue from the an early scene from the brilliant Once Upon A Time In The West.

The scene 3 gunlingers meet a stranger getting off the train at the railway station, The stanger is brilliantly protrayed by Charles Bronson.

Bronson asks the 3 gunslingers "Did you bring a horse for me?"

One of the gunslingers looks at the other 2 and with a broad grin exclaims,
"looks like were shy of one horse"

Bronson replies " Looks like you brought 2 too many!"

And then Vader broke free of his shackles like some kind of Frankenstein and yellled "Nooooooooooooo!"

Kind of ruined teh moment IMO.

No he didn't. The bit you're referring to is when they put him together after the lightsabre duel with Obi-Wan. The line I quoted is when Anakin pledges allegiance to Darth Sidious. Right before he sets off for the the Jedi temple and kills the younglings. My bro loved that bit. Never seem him smile so much! lol

i'm sorry but did i break your concentration!

That one's Pulp Fiction

Ok an easy one:
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

When Harry Met Sally.....

"Men & Women can't be friends because the sex part allways gets in the way":D

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Samuel L.

The L is for legend...

Thats one of my faves but couldnt remember all of it to post it. robert carlyle to sam jackson in 51st state ive been shot, sam jackson says where, the reply he gets is in the f***ing arse

You know i love those girls and i would do anything for them but i wont do that your 2nd one is im chubby and im sexy

That one's Pulp Fiction

Ok an easy one:
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Robocop - and I claim my chocolate trophy!!!

How about this one:

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Robocop - and I claim my chocolate trophy!!!

How about this one:

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Princess Bride. Robin Wright was perfect in everyway in that film.

Here's another:

"I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last."

Princess Bride. Robin Wright was perfect in everyway in that film.

Here's another:

"I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last."

John Carpenters The Thing.


Try this:

I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one

Dunno.

Here's one no-one'll get:

"I'm 'ard."
"Nah. You're fick, I'm 'ard."
"No-one's as fick as me."

John Carpenters The Thing.


Try this:

I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one

Sin City - "I love assassins, no matter how much you torture em' you never feel guit" :hihi: