When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

I always knew he was a wrong un :suspect: :suspect: :P

Strangely my first thought was, how would I attatch them? then I thought of slapping him.

Just get the batter right.

We want to see pics too.

Strangely my first thought was, how would I attatch them? then I thought of slapping him.

Well you'd need beef string to hold it all together etc :gag: ;)

It's obvious what you say..

As long as you eat all your greens you can have your yorkie puddings :heyhey:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

I suggest you make one large one an d stick his head in it

I suggest you make one large one an d stick his head in it

Kinky :D :love:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:


Hope he didn't suggest gravy as well :gag:

Hope he didn't suggest gravy as well :gag:

That's one of the things I'm worried about:hihi:

Doesn't have a fetish for yorkshire puds does he?!:cool:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

Maybe he likes them cold with jam or treacle.

Hope he didn't suggest gravy as well :gag:

Drat - you stole my line !! Although I was going to mention onion gravy, not the common or garden type. :hihi:

Dozy

the best response you could give is ...............wear the ruddy bikini :)


and while your at it, like jabbers said....give us proof..............please :)




the proof is in the pudding
errrrrrrrrrrrrm
ok ok
*gets coat*

"I don't have a baking tray big enough"

"I don't have a baking tray big enough"
GET YOUR BAKING TRAYS OUT FOR THE LADS, GET YOUR BAKING TRAYS OUT FOR THE LADS

I'm just dreading what he wants me to do with the mash and roasties

I'm just dreading what he wants me to do with the mash and roasties

To say nothing of the parsnips .....

Dozy

I'm just dreading what he wants me to do with the mash and roasties

do you think a visit to the doctors is due?:suspect:

To say nothing of the parsnips .....

Dozy

:o :o :o :o :help:

well i guess itsone way to get him to eat you but i hope he dosntplay with his food mind you you may want him to

as a man if the question is What's the best response to give your boyfriend?

it has to be yes i do and i love it

and you know what i meen

well i guess itsone way to get him to eat you but i hope he dosntplay with his food mind you you may want him to


:hihi: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlol:hihi:

:hihi: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlol:hihi:

you could make him wear a donut then you would have somthing to nibble on to

you could make him wear a donut then you would have somthing to nibble on to


:o :o :blush: :heyhey: :heyhey: INDEED!

you could have 2 medium sized ones(1 on each boob), 2 large ones (1 for each butt cheek) and a little one, in my case anyway at the front to cover your modesty. All attatched with a dollop of mashed potatoe.
I`d wear it!

:o :o :blush: :heyhey: :heyhey: INDEED!

mind you if mo is wearing the pudding bikini the boyfriend could be said to be supplying the meat and 2 veg

you could have 2 medium sized ones(1 on each boob), 2 large ones (1 for each butt cheek) and a little one, in my case anyway at the front to cover your modesty. All attatched with a dollop of mashed potatoe.
I`d wear it!

anything i say to the size off thepuddings needed to coverup parts of your body lindix would just be wrong but knowing what your gamertag was you may need a few extra down there

well i guess itsone way to get him to eat you but i hope he dosntplay with his food mind you you may want him to

Quite:suspect:
I was enjoying the slapstick carry on style humour of this thread but thanks for dragging it down to your depths.

not there yet got a few more levels to go before we hit the gutter

and you asked

there you go stuchyg, lowering the tone again:hihi: :hihi:
I use aunt bessie`s so even the little ones are quite big!!!!

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

He sounds a man of exquisite and fine tastes. Imagine how you would feel if he suggested a bikin made of kebabs?

Yorkshire puddings are a whole different bowl of soup.

not there yet got a few more levels to go before we hit the gutter

and you asked

Just remember that some users are of a pre watershed age.

Anyway I was in such a flap about it I picked up self raising flour instead of plain and they came out like thick pancakes so the problem was solved, I can rest easy knowing that the yorkie bikini will never be worn by me.

Ice-cream for afters though, who knows where that could end up:hihi:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

Ha! that reeeeeeeeeeeallly made me chuckle!

Do this...:nono:

:D

tell him you will wear them, as long as he eats them off you :)

Long as he doesn't suggest turning them into a toad in the hole:hihi:

Long as he doesn't suggest turning them into a toad in the hole:hihi:

see i cant be that bad i help off on the toad in the hole comment

Maybe he likes to get a rise out of his puddings ;) :D

wrong all wrong

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

You should be pleased that you're seeing a proper Yorkshireman and not some southern weirdo!

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

Do you want Jam or gravy with that????

:o :o :blush: :heyhey: :heyhey: INDEED!

PMSL! :lol:

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:


Would you me to hold your puddings in situ while you attatch them:wow:

Would you me to hold your puddings in situ while you attatch them:wow:

People - you're all evil eeeww, next time I see Mojo's bf I won't be able to look at him knowing what thoughts he had.

:gag: :gag: :gag: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

People - you're all evil eeeww, next time I see Mojo's bf I won't be able to look at him knowing what thoughts he had.

:gag: :gag: :gag: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

N i shalt not be able to look at my pudding either:o

When he suggests you wear a bikini made out of yorkshire puddings?:o :confused: :suspect:

Recomend hism for a knighthood.

Recomend hism for a knighthood.

Or to be sectioned.

I once squirted two sweet little pyramids of cream on my nipples, covered my groinal area with a lettuce leaf, stuck in place with salad cream, popped a fresh strawberry in my navel and offered my other half to take a nibble.

The people on the checkout at Morrisons went mad.

poor aunt bessie is spinning in her mythical grave at all this talk of misuse of god's own pudding....

I once squirted two sweet little pyramids of cream on my nipples, covered my groinal area with a lettuce leaf, stuck in place with salad cream, popped a fresh strawberry in my navel and offered my other half to take a nibble.

The people on the checkout at Morrisons went mad.

You should hav gone to lidl this is just normal everyday practice i do very similar with a wholemeat wrap a garlic mushroom & a selection or frozen & tin goods